The Craziness Continues-Caption Contest 2

Sid: "Then the agent asks, ok, so what do you call yourselves?"

"The Aristocrats!"


Hawkes: "No, Sid, No! No, no! Bad, Sid, bad! You will not do that with Danny's locker door and Mac's guitar! Bad! Bad!"
 
Danny: Hands OFF! MY Flack! uh...oops...

Danny: Hand over the ties now! All of them!
Flack: But...
Danny: Got the fire going, Mac? Good...
 
New one:

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Stella> Sheldon...stop staring at me...
Hawkes> I was thinking...you know you look like Julia Roberts?!
Stella> I'm not gonna be your pretty woman...
 
Hawkes: Interesting wound...wait, it's a hickey...and is that olive oil you smell like?
Stella: What Mac and I do in the supply closet is our business...oops
Hawkes: I'd find a new spot...I caught Flack and Danny in there yesterday
Stella: Darn! I KNEW somoene had been stealing our oil!
 
Hawkes: Did it hurt?
Stella: No Hawkes, it didn't hurt when I fell from heaven.
Hawkes: No, I mean the hickie Mac gave you yesterday in the broom closet!
 
Stella:You can stare all you want,Hawkes.But i ani't telling you this supergirl's kryptonite..
Hawkes:I'm gonna get that informaation,Stella..And when i do,you won't know what hit you...
 
Nim said:
Stella> Sheldon...stop staring at me...
Hawkes> I was thinking...you know you look like Julia Roberts?!
Stella> I'm not gonna be your pretty woman...
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:lol: That's pretty hilarous.

Hawkes: So I was wondering...Do you ever roast lamb on a spit outside & do you like moussaka?
Stella: Are you wondering if do ouzo shots while shouting "opa" & a crazy yiayia who escapes to the neighbours house when everyone is sleeping?
Hawkes: Holy crap you read my mind!
Stella: No & stop watching My Big Fat Greek Wedding before you get any more silly ideas!
Hawkes: What does eho tria orchidea mean...
 
Nim said:
Stella> Sheldon...stop staring at me...
Hawkes> I was thinking...you know you look like Julia Roberts?!
Stella> I'm not gonna be your pretty woman...
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Lindsay: So why again are we visiting this site?
Stella: I didn't know they can be that... big...
Mac: WTF? Messer?! Flack?! Hawkes?! You left your Playboy Porn stash again!
 
Melina: Mac, do you think anyone will ever figure out you are Dynamo1?
Gary: Shhhh. It's our secret, Destiny.

=== or ===

Melina: Why are you sending an email to Anthony Zuiker?
Gary: I am asking him to transfer us to Honolulu. Nicer scenery. Cute babes. And then I can get to say the famous line to Carmine... "Book 'em, Danno."
 
Lindsay> Bigger boobs?! Are you sure, Stella?
Stella> Yeah, my boobs need a push-up cure...
Mac> Look, here. Angelina Jolie boobs... I think they're big enough...
 
Lindsay: What's that?
Mac: Hidden camera in the broom closet.
Lindsay: I knew there was a reason Danny didn't wanna see me...what *is* he doing with Flack in there?

Mac: That's it...we have to find that camera and destroy it
Stella: The broom closet is supposed to be our private makeout place...hey, Flack and Danny are in the olive oil again!
 
Lindsay: That's it that's the motion.
Mac: Do you get it Stella?
Stella: This, this, heeey, Macarayna...
Lindsay: Alright!
 
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