The Catherine/Sara Slash Journal

Dear diary,

What was I thinking? Nicky was dragging me away from my Cath and I had to bonk him on the head to get away. He was rolling on the ground when Greg ran over to help him up. Now Cath and I can escape in Danali.

coming Cath,

xxSara

Dear diary,

Ohhhh poor Nicky, he's not so bad. Sara popped him in the head and ran off in my Danali with Catherine. Hmmm how would Nick look in this headress? Mmmmmmm Nicky my boy come to big Poppa!

Greg

Dear diary,

Owww my head hurts! Eh why am I wearing this spangly headress? Oooohhh Greg's wearing a leopard teddy. He's dragging me away to the treehouse. I so love my little cuddle bear!

Hugs and kisses,

Nickybear
 
Nick
Get it though your thick head Sara and I are together. Go after someone how likes you, like Greg, or someone.
Cath
 
Cath,

Shut up. I'm gonna go run to a woman named Susan in Las Vegas. She'll welcome me with open arms. :(

Nick.

(That one's for you Destiny. :D)
 
Dear diary,

My house is a mess and it's full of crazy people. Sara and I are going to spend the evening in one of the Pyramid Rooms of the Luxor. It's full of champagne and strawberries that I know she'll love.

Sweet kisses,

Cath
 
Dear diary,
I am sad...People keep pushing Greg in my face.....Brass is trying to straddle me like I am some kind of carnival ride....Grissom is trying to get me to go see Lady Heather...Some girl from California, who I don't even know, keeps calling me and says she wants to have my baby...I cant have Sara and to top it off Doc just winked at me and said he would like to see me in the morgue for a "Post Mordem" then he winked at me....I think I am going to kill myself...
Nick
 
dear diary,

the mrs and i went over to catherine's after seeing her house on the stern show. i swear i've seen a lot of things in my life but that bed! omg! anyways, i saw sanders and nick and brass and went after them. told nicky i was going to do a post mortem on him and then he said he thought he'd kill himself. i'm so elated. the morgue has been slow this week and now i get to cut him up!

doc
 
Dear Diary,
I had no idea my husband, the doc worked with such a twisted bunch of people. So, while Doc is going after Nick to do the post mortem, this mob looking guy Sam comes up to me. He was like "Hey you sweet looking thing can I be your bear and dip my paw into your honey?"

The Mrs.
 
dear diary,

sorry, hit the button too soon. that man named sam, well let me tell you something...he's loaded. poor doc's only a coroner. this guy owns several casinos. doc won't mind if i have a little fun. besides he's off with that young guy and they are gutting the texan.

mrs. doc
 
Dear Diary,

I had the weirdest dream last night. I thought Doc Robbins was trying to cut me open. I woke up in the middle of Catherine's front lawn. Greg, Sara, Catherine, Grissom, and Heather were standing above me. What the hell is going on?

Nick
 
dear nicky,

you are sitting in a tub of ice. do not move. it was not a dream. we are standing here watching doc do the autopsy. that's what you get for passing out first.

greg, sara, cath, gris and heather
 
Dear diary,
I dont know what is going on with me, First I dream that I am getting put in a compromising position bu the doc, then I dream that doc is doing an autopsy on me...Alive!!! When I finally wake up there is a very attractive man with a pretty redhead standing over me..He says that they are with the FBI and he believes that I was abducted by aliens. This was the weird part...When the redhead left, he looked at me with seductive eyes and asked if I was in the mood for an anal probe and then he winked at me....I am looking forward to this.
Nick
 
Dear Diary,

I woke up from that crazy dream in the autopsy tub and realized it wasn't a dream. Fortunately, before the scalpel came down, I switched places with Greg and he got cut open.

Nick
 
Dear diary,

Nicky must still be confused. He keeps posting his weird dreams in mine and Sara's journal and not his own. Sara and I had to go back to work tonight and Sara was wearing her CSI vest. She knows how much I love her in that. Can barely stop myself from ripping it off of her. I asked her to wear it with nothing underneath but she said no. Need to work on that. ;)

Hugs,

Cath
 
Cath,

I mean not here. Ill wear 'it' later tonight for you. ;)

Sara

PS. Lay off Nick, he's havin' problems. I sent Greg to look after him.

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Greg,

Thanks for stay with me tonight. Do you want to do something?

Nicky

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Nick,

Sure.

Greggo
 
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