Stetler/Horatio Slash Thread

True. That's why I take everything Donahue says with a grain of invisible salt.

Horatio: I thought WE were going away this weekend.
Rick: I know, but look, she's lonely, she's upset, she cornered me... I didn't know what to do.
Horatio: You better bring me something nice.
Rick: I know, I know.

Wow, does Rick need a haircut in that pic.
 
:lol: See, the fanfic already has a foundation!

As for Ann D, I couldn't agree with you more. When I listened to the audios this time, I was very sceptical. I learnt the hard way from season 2. Silly me, I was completely taken in by it. *sigh*

I thought of you Carol when I listened to 'Whacked'. AD says they made the decision to bring Ray back from the dead right before the last episode, or something like that. I remember you saying that! She said they had to remember what they had done over the past 3 years to make it believable. No wonder Miami worries me these days.
 
Horatio: I thought WE were going away this weekend.
Rick: I know, but look, she's lonely, she's upset, she cornered me... I didn't know what to do.
Horatio: You better bring me something nice.
Rick: I know, I know.
:lol: :lol: I could see that happening! Kindda cute come to think about it eh...

His hair is not as bad as mine.. :lol:
 
I bet his hair is all messy like that cause they were broken up that week. Rick tends to fall apart without his little cuddlebum.

But then they got back together and Horatio gave him a haircut.

AD says they made the decision to bring Ray back from the dead right before the last episode, or something like that. I remember you saying that!

Figures. That's why we always say: there's no logic in Miami.
 
The whole "Ray back from the dead" had last-minute written all over it.

But that's not what this thread is about. It's about Rick and Ho, Ho and Rick. Rick's Ho. Haha.

Someone should write fanfic.
 
:lol:

This Christmas, Rick should dress up as Santa Claus, and Horatio can be his Ho. His Ho, Ho, Ho.

Rick has been naughty this year. He can't have any of Horatio's cookies.

Well, maybe a couple.
 
Aww. And then Rick comes home and kisses him and Horatio's all, "how was your day, honey?" and Rick will start complaining about all the bozos he had to deal with at work, and Horatio will tell him he had a bad day, too, because the cheese cake he was trying to make burned, and the kids kept getting the floors all dirty, and Rick will look at him and smile and be all, "aw, my baby."

What?
 
:lol: Makes perfect sense Midnight!

I can just see them at Christmas: Rick buying Horatio a tacky tie and Horatio getting him a mirror (to see his own tacky tie in). Aww.
 
Or maybe they shouldn't splurge on gifts. They need to save money to open up that House of Pies and bed and breakfast in Vermont.

And then they can adopt a Korean baby.
 
Teh, right you are! They could even save the money needed to buy a christmas tree, and cut down a palm tree, though they may also need a hole in the roof, and decorate it with popcorn.
 
Aww. And then they'll cozy up under the covers to watch It's A Wonderful Life.

I don't think it's a coincidence that most of Horatio's relationships end up ugly or in death :lol:
 
It's fate! Rick and H is destiny, it's written in the stars--can they read? :p

I bet if other posters read through this thread they'd be thinking along the lines of 'wow, the people they let be MODS these days' :lol: Unless, they themselves are in on the craziness ;)
 
Nah! I bet they're thinking, "wow, Horatio and Rick, that's HOT! How come we never thought of that before!"

And one of those people will be Donahue.

I will NOT REST until I see a Rick/Horatio fic out there.
 
This site definately needs a H/R fic (must be hard to keep it within the PG-13 barrier). A lot of the other ships are having group fics, maybe that's the road? Beats me.
 
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