Stetler/Horatio Slash Thread

Aw, I like that explanation much better than that Stetler's jealousy was real! And seriously, how made up was that reason anyway?

Stetler: "Uh, yeah, Horatio I hate you cause, um, you stole my job." *pause* "Want to make out in the locker room?"

Horatio: "Give me five, Rick. I'll be there in five."
 
That's because they came up with it the night before. They really wanted to throw people off, but we know the truth.

Remember when Horatio got out of court because "grandma is sick?" He's not the best liar in the world. I mean, not a great imagination, that one. I bet he's the one who came up with the job thing.

Horatio sent Yelina to Brazil because she knew the truth about him and Stetler.
 
Yeah, Horatio is bad at lying. I bet he's always ducking his head so people don't see the big ass grin on his face. He's really a happy man. I bet Stetler and he have so much fun playing "enemies" at work.

Horatio probably told Stetler to mess with Delko, just so he didn't try to pull anything like hiding the fact that his sister is sick and he's buying pot for her again. After all, in the end, H just cautioned Delko not to keep stuff from him anymore.

Yelina got a consolation prize: Ray. Though given that Ray cheated on her, no wonder she gave Horatio a look as she was leaving. She was down two men!
 
That's what she gets for trying to get between their love.

Did you notice that every time Horatio and Stetler fight, they fight in front of witnesses? The lab, outside the lab, in front of Delko or Calleigh... and yet when they're alone:

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Aw. Growl!
 
Horatio sent Yelina to Brazil because she knew the truth about him and Stetler.
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:lol: It's all starting to make sense now. We should have sensed it from Rick's first appearance!

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:D
 
Aww, check out the way he's looking at Horatio! It's love. Love, I tell ya.

Well, it's hate, but we all know there's a thin line between love and hate.

I love this picture, too:

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He's so concerned. Stetler is definitely more interesting when the writers make him human, rather than a cartoon villain.
 
Great picture Carol! They do have a thing about staring longingly at each other - and I totally agree with you about Rick being more interesting when he's not portrayed as the cartoon villain.

After that brilliant Rick stare, here's an H stare!

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This is why H can't find love. He's completely hung up on Rick.
 
Holy crap, they're about to kiss!

This is why H can't find love. He's completely hung up on Rick.
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And vice versa! Rick is obsessed with Horatio, obsessed! I think he's starting to look for excuses to visit Horatio, too. Later in the season Rick will show up at the lab to have a serious conversation with Horatio because Eric isn't wearing socks.

There's no fanfiction out there for these two. That sucks.
 
And vice versa! Rick is obsessed with Horatio, obsessed! I think he's starting to look for excuses to visit Horatio, too. Later in the season Rick will show up at the lab to have a serious conversation with Horatio because Eric isn't wearing socks.
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:lol: So true. It's going to happen.

Maybe you could write a fanfic for these two Carol. Afterall, you were first to detect the attraction between them! ;)

I know I would read it!
 
It seems Stetler is good in one episode, then bad the next. So that means the next time we see him he'll be good? I hope so. Either that or he'll suddenly have a grudge against Horatio for drinking the last of the orange juice and putting the empty container back in the refrigerator.
 
Oops, I totally didn't see your post, Lucy, and now it's too late for me to edit.

Maybe you could write a fanfic for these two Carol.
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I might. I've never written slash, though, so that would be a challenge. But these two are enticing. Hmm. Lots of plot bunnies, hoppity hopping around.
 
I really think you should Carol. I've just been listening to a couple of the Season 3 audio commentaries, and in both 'After The Fall' and 'Crime Wave' the writers keep mentioning how great they are together! Sadly, not in the way we're thinking though! ;)
 
Aw. Well, that hasn't stopped people from shipping E/C or H/C or R/V.

I just want these two to move to Vermont already, so they can open up their House of Pies and adopt a cute little Korean baby girl.
 
True. Plus, if how the writers dealt with Yelina is anything to go by, it's probably a good omen if your favoured ship is not discussed by TPTB in the audios. They waxed lyrical about H/Y and looked what happened! :rolleyes:

Anyway, back on topic! From 'Innocent':

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Rick is just checking H isn't too upset about him taking Yelina away for the weekend. Not just for the reasons we originally thought.
 
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