Snickers Scenario's

i got one, nick and sara are bored so make a bet that they cant answer everything with a question. including when cath and rick decide to ask about their relationship.

nick sara and cath are in the breakroom.

C: so did you guys do anything last night?
S: what do you mean?
C: like did you go out?
N: where would we go out?
C: a movie, a club
S: who would we go with?
C: each other
N: why would we do that?
C: whats with all the questions?
N: what questions?
C: ok whats going on
S: whats going on where?
N: yeah what are you talking about?
C: ok you guys are doing my head in.

rick walks in

W: what are they doing?
N: i dont know, cath what are we doing?
C: they keep asking questions
S: so you have a problem with that?
C: no, i mean yes
N: which is it, no or yes?
C: you guys have way too much time on your hands.
S: where does that phrase come from?
N: do you know rick?
W: ok whats going on?
S: nick do you know what they are talking about?
N: dont you?

 

S: What do you mean?
N: (to C&W) Yeah, what do you mean?
W: What the...?
S: Hell?
W: What's wrong with you guys?
N: You think there's something wrong with us?
W: I do.
S: Why would you think that Warrick?

OK, they're really annoying.

 

W: because you are both acting weird
N: i dont think we are, do you sar?
S: what do you mean by weird?
W: NOT NORMAL
N: ahh yes but what is normal?
C: you two are so an item
N: what would make you think that?
W: oh you asked for it bro
S: asked for what?
C: the low down on your relationship.
N: whats the low down then?
C: you two have been flirting and making googoo eyes at each other for years, you obviously are attracted to each other, you cant keep your hands off each other and spend most of your time outside of work together!
S: i suppose we are good friends arent we nick?
N: yeah, but is that all?
S: who knows?
W: when are you two going to stop this?
S: stop what?
C: tiptoeing around each other.
N: are we titpoeing sar?
S: what do you mean by that?
N: cath?
C: what are you two smoking???
S: since when do you smoke nick?
N: since when do you smoke?
W: since when cant either of you give a straight answer?

 

S: Is this a game?
W: Is it?
N: Is it?
C: IS IT, DAMMIT?
S: Who knows?
C: (bumps head against the table)
N: Did that hurt, Cath?
C: Yes.
S: But... why?
W: OK, this is insane.
N: You think so?
W: Yes.
C: Hmm, I think this is useful. Are you two dating?
N: Are we?
W: Are you?
S: Should we?
C&W: Yes.
N: (*Really? I'd love that...*) Really?
S: Are you two dating?
W: (to Cath) Are we?
C: Don't ask me.
N: Why not?

 

S: do you think this is contageous nick?
C: what is contageous?
N: are you two dating?
W: why?
S: why not?
C: are you two dating?
N: me and rick?
S: or do you mean me and rick?
N: or me and cath?
C: or neither
N: then who?
W: you two
S: who two?
C: YOU NICK AND YOU SARA
N: us two?
C: no the other nick and sara
S: there is another nick and sara?
N: where?
W: my head hurts
S: you want some painkillers?
N: how about a lay down?
C: now my head hurts
S: why?
C: why do you think?
N: is it because you are confused?
C: yes, and frustrated
S: why are you frustrated?
W: because you two are acting insane
N: then why arent we in an insane assylum
C: you will be if you keep this up
S: keep what up?
W: THIS
N: whats this?
W: this game, this charage, this questions thing
S: what about questions?
C: neither of you has said that hasnt been a question
N: havent we?
C&W: NO
S: isnt that weird nick?

 

N: Do you think it's weird?
S: Does Warrick thinks it's weird?
W: Does Catherine?
C: Does Nick?
N: Do you, Sara?
S: Do I?

 

omg :lol:

C: Stop it?
W: What?
C: What do you mean?
W: Are you in on this?
C: You think so?
S: Nick do you think they're weird?
N: Who?
W: You don't know?
GG: What is going on here?!!
S: You gonna join us?

 

GG: in what?
S: would you like to know?
GG: do i want to know?
N: how am i supposed to know?
W: oh god when is thing going to stop?
S: when is what going to stop?
C: this game
G: there is a game?
C&W: apparently
N: what game?
S: i hadnt noticed, had you nick?
N: do you want to stop this?
S: to stop what?
N: is this a test?
S: would you like it to be?
N: should i?
S: shouldnt you?
N: so i should?
S: or you couldnt?
C: you two are insane
N: havent you already said that?
C: probably *groan*
N: so sara you want to stop this?
S: are you testing me?
N: why would i do that?
S: you want to win dont you?
N: to win at what?
W: AHUH so it is a game
S: is it a game nick?
N: is this a test sara?
C: when is this going to stop?
N: when would you like it to stop?
C&W: now
S: why now?
W: because you guys are doing our heads in.
N: are we?
C: yes
S: are you running out of things to ask nick?
N: are you?
S: why would i need to ask things?
N: why wouldnt i?
W: OK SERIOUSLY!!!
S&N: what?
W: what?
S&N? yes
C: HA, that wasnt a question, you are both out, now stop!!!

sara and nick look at each other...

N: does that count?
S: are we starting again?
N: did we ever finish?

C&W oh god...

((ok i dont think this is going to end, HAHAHAHA, maybe we can just end it there and start another one, LOL))

 

No, this is funny! :lol:

S: Did we finish, Nick?
N: Do you want us to be finished?
S: Are you asking me if I enjoy this?
N: Do you like this, Sara?
GG: Is this a new way of asking eachother out?
W: Aparently.
C: Are you two taking your flirtations in a new level?
S&N: What flirtations?
C: You know what I mean.
S: Are you sure?
W: Nick, why don't you just ask the girl out already?
S: Yes Nick, why wouldn't you do that?
N: Do you wanna go out with me?

 

S: Do you?
N: Yes!!! Now answer.
S: Yes

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N: Uh when?
S: When do you want?

lol you guys still wanna continue?

 

eeeeekkkkkk cofi, they both didnt ask a question!!! lol.

we posted same time agen, so mine goes on from mariels, LOL



S: wasnt last night a date?
N: and the night before?
CW&G: how long's this been going on?
N: sara?
S: nick?
C: SARA AND NICK?
S: a few months maybe, what do you think nick?
N: only a few?
S: you dont remember?
N: do you?
W: wait, so you two are going out
N: what do you think?
W: i dont know what to think
S: is that our fault?
W: YES
N: is that a good thing sara?
S: i dont know, is that what we wanted?
N: was there a want in the first place?
S: or was it just a bet?
GG: a bet?
N: what was the bet again?
S: are we still playing?
N: playing or betting?
W: i thought i was the gambler
S: you did?
W: yes
N: so we cant?
GG: am i meant to understand this?
C: no
W: then how come he is like winning
GG: i'm winning?
N: what is he winning?
S: how does one win?
C: we dont know, you started it
N: started what?
W: this
S: whats this?
C: we are going in circles
N: are we?
CW: YES
S: then why arent i dizzy?
CW: because we got all the dizziness
N: how?
S: is that a new medical find?
N: what, transferring dizziness?
S: grissom?
GG: how would i know?
N: why wouldnt you?
GG: because i have no idea whats going on.
W: HA your out too, now we gotta get these two out
N: what two?
S: me and nick?
C: YES
GG: out of what?
C: dont start again
GG: start what again
W: oh lord


((ok i think we can finish this now, its going nowhere but dude its so funni, i can totally c grissom not knowing what is going on but still asking questions, and rick and cath going insane!!!))

 

You really gave me a headchae with this. Good stuff, though! Here's a new topic:

(Nick and Warrick go out to lunch before shift)

N: Seriously, man, you don't have to do this. Go home to your wife.
W: I already told you, Tina is working this afternoon, so I would be alone anyway. Besides, it's been a long time before we hung out.
N: Yeah, that's true. So, where are we going?
W: Oh, a great new restaurant just a few blocks away. I heard Cath and Sara talking about it. Apperantly, it's ecellent.
N: (curiously) Since when is Sara interested in restaurants?
W: (glances) I don't know.
N: I mean, she never goes out.
W: True.
N: Always orders take out.
W: Also true.
N: Weird...
W: Not as much as this conversation.
N: What?
W: Nothing. This is it. Let's go in.
(they enter and the waitress leads them to their table. Suddenly Warrick sees something)
W: Ahm...I think I know the answer to your question.
N: What question?
W: Since when is Sara interested in restaurants. Look.
(points to the table where Sara is sitting with some guy, talking and laughing)

 

N: Who the hell is that?!
W: *smiles at his reaction* I don't know. Wanna find out?
N: *already walking towards Sara* Hey, fancing seeing you here. *forces a smile*
S: Oh hi Nick. Warrick! Guys this is Paul. *to Paul* I work with them.
P: Hi nice to meet you. *offers his hand*
W: *takes it* You too.
N: Can we join you? *stiffly accepts P's hand*
S: Uh I guess. *smiles awkwardly*

 

W: But, if you two want to be alone...
N: (thinks) Please say no, please say no....
S: No, it's OK. You two can join us. What are you doing here anyway?
N: (takes a seat net to Sara) Warrick decided that I needed to get out more.
S: (Worried) Why? Are you OK?
N: (smiles at her) I'm fine now.
W: (coughs) So, Paul, how do you and Sara know each other?
P: We met a couple of weeks ago. I moved into Sara's building.
N: So...are you two dating?
(Warrick hits him under the table, and Sara stares at him surprised by his sudden bluntness)

 

N: Ouch! *coughs* Sorry I was just curious forget it...
P: Actually I was kinda hoping we would be. *smiles at Sara*
S: Uh. Let's order. *grabs the menu*
N: Hey Sara they have your favorite, vegan salad. Check this out. *leans over to Sara*
S: Yeah. Thanks
N: And this *points to something in the menu*
S: Squee! I love that!
N: I know!
W: *coughs*So Paul, what do you do?
P: I'm an actor.