Season Greetings 2007
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Dynamo1
Head of the Swing Shift
http://www.noradsanta.org/
NORAD tracks Santa Claus by radar on Christmas Eve
http://www.flw.com/merry.htm
"Merry Christmas and Happy New Year" in 350 languages.
http://www.theholidayspot.com/christmas/fonts/
Free Christmas fonts for Windows.
http://www.holiday-clipart.com/christmas/christmas_clip01.html
Free Christmas clipart, wallpaper, and screensavers.
http://autumnweb.com/Roxys/Holidays/Christmas.html
Roxy's Renditions graphics.
http://feelslikechristmas.com/
Feels Like Christmas - free downloadable music, stories, sounds, clipart, and more.
http://www.saint-nick.com/
Aristotle's Christmas on the Web - trivia, email postcards, recipes.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=jctccnyun5g
White Christmas animated video clip.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=B3bSzCuZcIw
White Trash Christmas.
http://ww12.e-tractions.com/snowglobe/globe.htm
Virtual snow globe, Click, hold, and shake.
http://www.jigzone.com/g.php?38
Jigzone online Christmas jigsaw puzzles from 6 pieces to 247 pieces. Many other pictures in different categories.
http://www.chiff.com/christmas/christmas-west-virginia.htm
Christmas in West Virginia - events around the state.
http://www.chabad.org/holidays/chanukah/default_cdo/jewish/hannukah.htm
Chabad.Org Chanukah information about the menorah,
dreidel, recipes, greeting cards, and more.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanukkah
From Wikipedia about history, dates, games, recipes, links.
http://allrecipes.com/HowTo/Hanukkah/Detail.aspx
Recipes.
http://www.bry-backmanor.org/holidayfun/hanukahclips.html
Clipart.
http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Cafe/5960/chanukah/chanukah.html
Clipart, backgrounds, latkes recipe, dreidel song lyrics.
http://www.lehrercommunications.com/chanukahMIDI.htm
Chanukah song Midi files
And for all those radio stations and stores that are playing non-stop Christmas music...
http://www.hatikvahmusic.com/chanukah.html
Chanukah CDs and cassettes.
starzsgirl
Captain
Thanks for the links, Dynamo! Time to go study how to say Merry Christmas in 350 languages. 
Dynamo1
Head of the Swing Shift
Here is one more link that was forward to me:
http://snowmanconstructionkit.com/create_snowman.html
Snowman Construction Kit - build your own online snowman.
Save it and send it in an email to friends and relatives.
http://snowmanconstructionkit.com/create_snowman.html
Snowman Construction Kit - build your own online snowman.
Save it and send it in an email to friends and relatives.
GunsNRoses259
CSI Level One
Thanks for the links Dynamo, some of them are pretty cool
nattybatty55
Nadalaholic
Dynamo1 thanks for that link It looks fun
It looks fun 
NZGirly
Police Officer
There is this awesome website were you can make you and your mates be dancing elves. Its quite funny!! I can't really explain it so go and check it out yourself! It is so funny!
My mate sent it to me and I was in fits of laughter
Have a go yourself.
http://www.elfyourself.com/
My mate sent it to me and I was in fits of laughter
Have a go yourself.
http://www.elfyourself.com/
NZGirly
Police Officer
Elsie said:
^Oh, I remember 'elfyourself' from last Christmas when all my work colleagues were sending the link around the office. :lol: It's hilarious. I love the 'Build your own Snowman' too.
Its great isn't it!
I have never seen that build your own snowman one before. That is also quite fun!!
Dynamo1
Head of the Swing Shift
THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS (LEGALLY...)
Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas, there did
occur at a certain improved piece of real property
(hereinafter "the House") a general lack of stirring by all
creatures therein, including, but not limited to a mouse.
A variety of foot apparel, e.g., stockings, socks, etc., had
been affixed by and around the chimney in said House in the
hope and/or belief that St. Nick aka St. Nicholas aka Santa
Claus (hereinafter "Claus") would arrive at sometime
thereafter.
The minor residents, i.e., the children, of the
aforementioned House were located in their individual beds
and were engaged in nocturnal hallucinations, i.e., dreams,
wherein visions of confectionery treats, including, but not
limited to, candies, nuts, and/or sugar plums, did dance,
cavort, and otherwise appear in said dreams.
Whereupon the party of the first part (sometimes hereinafter
referred to as "I"), being the joint-owner in fee simple of
the House with the parts of the second part (hereinafter
"Mamma"), and said Mamma had retired for a sustained period
of sleep. (At such time, the parties were clad in various
forms of headgear, e.g., kerchief and cap.)
Suddenly, and without prior notice or warning, there did
occur upon the unimproved real property adjacent and
appurtenant to said House, i.e., the lawn, a certain
disruption of unknown nature, cause, and/or circumstance.
The party of the first part did immediately rush to a window
in the House to investigate the cause of such disturbance.
At that time, the party of the first part did observe, with
some degree of wonder and/or disbelief, a miniature sleigh
(hereinafter "the Vehicle") being pulled and/or drawn very
rapidly through the air by approximately eight [8] reindeer.
The driver of the Vehicle appeared to be, and in fact was,
the previously referenced Claus.
Said Claus was providing specific direction, instruction,
and guidance to the approximately eight [8] reindeer and
specifically identified the animal co-conspirators by name:
Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, and
Blitzen (hereinafter "the Deer"). (Upon information and
belief, it is further asserted that an additional
co-conspirator named "Rudolph" may have been involved.)
The party of the first part witnessed Claus, the Vehicle,
and the Deer intentionally and willfully trespass upon the
roofs of several residences located adjacent to and in the
vicinity of the House, and noted that the Vehicle was
heavily laden with packages, toys, and other items of
unknown origin or nature. Suddenly, without prior invitation
or permission, either express or implied, the Vehicle
arrived at the House, and Claus entered said House via the
chimney.
Said Claus was clad in a red fur suit, which was partially
covered with residue from the chimney, and he carried a
large sack containing a portion of the aforementioned
packages, toys, and other unknown items. He was smoking what
appeared to be tobacco in a small pipe in blatant violation
of local ordinances and health regulations.
Claus did not speak, but immediately began to fill the
stockings of the minor children, which hung adjacent to the
chimney, with toys and other small gifts. (Said items did
not, however, constitute "gifts" to said minor pursuant to
the applicable provisions of the U.S. Tax Code.)
Upon completion of such task, Claus touched the side of his
nose and flew, rose, and/or ascended up the chimney of the
House to the roof where the Vehicle and Deer waited and/or
served as "lookouts." Claus immediately departed for an
unknown destination.
However, prior to the departure of the Vehicle, Deer, and
Claus from said House, the party of the first part did hear
Claus state and/or exclaim: "Merry Christmas to all and to
all a good night!" Or words to that effect.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
'Twas the night before Hanukkah
and all over the place
There was noise, there was kvetching
Such ah disgrace!
The Kinderlakh, sleeping,
uneasily felt
The chocolate rush
from the Hanukkah gelt.
And me in the easyboy,
so stuffed with latkes,
I stretched the elastic
which held up my gatkes.
When up on the roof
(and it has a steep pitch)
A fat alte kakker was making a kvitsch.
I jumped up real quick
and I ran to the door,
Was it a bandeet,
or only a schnorrer?
He wasn't alone;
he had eight ferdelakh,
And called them by name
as he gave a gebrakh:
"On Moishe, on Yankel, on Itzik, on Sam,
On Mendel, on Shmendrik, on Feivush, on Ham;
My kidneys are kvelling;
do you give a damn?"
He had a white beard
and payyes to boot,
And to keep out the cold,
he had such a nice suit!
A second from Peerless,
I could tell at a glance,
But the cut was okay,
and so were the pants.
He was triple XL,
a real groisser goof,
So I yelled out,
"Meshuggener! Get off from mein roof!"
He jumped down and said
as he shook hands with me,
"Max Klaus is the name.
You have maybe some tea?"
So I gave him a gleisel,
while he shook his white mop,
Mutt'ring, "Always the same thing,
They're dreying my kopp!"
From Vancouver to Glacier Bay,
Outremont to Reginek,
Every shmo in the world
hakks meir a cheinik!
They're screaming for presents,
and hallah with schmaltz,
And from Brooklyn alone,
the back pain, gevaltz!"
So we sat and yentehed,
and we spun the old dreydels,
(He took all of my money,
and one of my knaidels)
He said, "Business is not bad,
a living I make,
But I'm getting too old
for this Hanukkah fake;
And the cell phones, you see
how my pacemaker dings?
For two cents I'd quit,
and move to Palm Springs?"
And he gave a geshrei
as he fled mit a lakht,
"Gut Yontiff to All,
Vey iz Mir, Such a Nakht!"
Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas, there did
occur at a certain improved piece of real property
(hereinafter "the House") a general lack of stirring by all
creatures therein, including, but not limited to a mouse.
A variety of foot apparel, e.g., stockings, socks, etc., had
been affixed by and around the chimney in said House in the
hope and/or belief that St. Nick aka St. Nicholas aka Santa
Claus (hereinafter "Claus") would arrive at sometime
thereafter.
The minor residents, i.e., the children, of the
aforementioned House were located in their individual beds
and were engaged in nocturnal hallucinations, i.e., dreams,
wherein visions of confectionery treats, including, but not
limited to, candies, nuts, and/or sugar plums, did dance,
cavort, and otherwise appear in said dreams.
Whereupon the party of the first part (sometimes hereinafter
referred to as "I"), being the joint-owner in fee simple of
the House with the parts of the second part (hereinafter
"Mamma"), and said Mamma had retired for a sustained period
of sleep. (At such time, the parties were clad in various
forms of headgear, e.g., kerchief and cap.)
Suddenly, and without prior notice or warning, there did
occur upon the unimproved real property adjacent and
appurtenant to said House, i.e., the lawn, a certain
disruption of unknown nature, cause, and/or circumstance.
The party of the first part did immediately rush to a window
in the House to investigate the cause of such disturbance.
At that time, the party of the first part did observe, with
some degree of wonder and/or disbelief, a miniature sleigh
(hereinafter "the Vehicle") being pulled and/or drawn very
rapidly through the air by approximately eight [8] reindeer.
The driver of the Vehicle appeared to be, and in fact was,
the previously referenced Claus.
Said Claus was providing specific direction, instruction,
and guidance to the approximately eight [8] reindeer and
specifically identified the animal co-conspirators by name:
Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, and
Blitzen (hereinafter "the Deer"). (Upon information and
belief, it is further asserted that an additional
co-conspirator named "Rudolph" may have been involved.)
The party of the first part witnessed Claus, the Vehicle,
and the Deer intentionally and willfully trespass upon the
roofs of several residences located adjacent to and in the
vicinity of the House, and noted that the Vehicle was
heavily laden with packages, toys, and other items of
unknown origin or nature. Suddenly, without prior invitation
or permission, either express or implied, the Vehicle
arrived at the House, and Claus entered said House via the
chimney.
Said Claus was clad in a red fur suit, which was partially
covered with residue from the chimney, and he carried a
large sack containing a portion of the aforementioned
packages, toys, and other unknown items. He was smoking what
appeared to be tobacco in a small pipe in blatant violation
of local ordinances and health regulations.
Claus did not speak, but immediately began to fill the
stockings of the minor children, which hung adjacent to the
chimney, with toys and other small gifts. (Said items did
not, however, constitute "gifts" to said minor pursuant to
the applicable provisions of the U.S. Tax Code.)
Upon completion of such task, Claus touched the side of his
nose and flew, rose, and/or ascended up the chimney of the
House to the roof where the Vehicle and Deer waited and/or
served as "lookouts." Claus immediately departed for an
unknown destination.
However, prior to the departure of the Vehicle, Deer, and
Claus from said House, the party of the first part did hear
Claus state and/or exclaim: "Merry Christmas to all and to
all a good night!" Or words to that effect.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
'Twas the night before Hanukkah
and all over the place
There was noise, there was kvetching
Such ah disgrace!
The Kinderlakh, sleeping,
uneasily felt
The chocolate rush
from the Hanukkah gelt.
And me in the easyboy,
so stuffed with latkes,
I stretched the elastic
which held up my gatkes.
When up on the roof
(and it has a steep pitch)
A fat alte kakker was making a kvitsch.
I jumped up real quick
and I ran to the door,
Was it a bandeet,
or only a schnorrer?
He wasn't alone;
he had eight ferdelakh,
And called them by name
as he gave a gebrakh:
"On Moishe, on Yankel, on Itzik, on Sam,
On Mendel, on Shmendrik, on Feivush, on Ham;
My kidneys are kvelling;
do you give a damn?"
He had a white beard
and payyes to boot,
And to keep out the cold,
he had such a nice suit!
A second from Peerless,
I could tell at a glance,
But the cut was okay,
and so were the pants.
He was triple XL,
a real groisser goof,
So I yelled out,
"Meshuggener! Get off from mein roof!"
He jumped down and said
as he shook hands with me,
"Max Klaus is the name.
You have maybe some tea?"
So I gave him a gleisel,
while he shook his white mop,
Mutt'ring, "Always the same thing,
They're dreying my kopp!"
From Vancouver to Glacier Bay,
Outremont to Reginek,
Every shmo in the world
hakks meir a cheinik!
They're screaming for presents,
and hallah with schmaltz,
And from Brooklyn alone,
the back pain, gevaltz!"
So we sat and yentehed,
and we spun the old dreydels,
(He took all of my money,
and one of my knaidels)
He said, "Business is not bad,
a living I make,
But I'm getting too old
for this Hanukkah fake;
And the cell phones, you see
how my pacemaker dings?
For two cents I'd quit,
and move to Palm Springs?"
And he gave a geshrei
as he fled mit a lakht,
"Gut Yontiff to All,
Vey iz Mir, Such a Nakht!"
Desertwind
Head of the Day Shift
WOW Dynamo so many facts and thank's for all of these here's a cool one about Christmas around the world!
http://www.the-north-pole.com/around/
and thank's for all of these here's a cool one about Christmas around the world!http://www.the-north-pole.com/around/
Wow I had fun with the snow man construction
my finished snowman
I will comeback at some point and try the elf one
my finished snowman
I will comeback at some point and try the elf one