Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY.

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Then... look what happens!

Sheldon pops out of the drawer Danny's in, all cartoon style, and grabs Danny.

Sheldon: I can't believe it, you didn't tell them you were my bitch?
Danny: Well, sir- it's like this- they're too busy scratching each other out there, I couldn't get a word in edgewise.
Sheldon: Ooh, I'm going to have to spank you for that- (takes Aiden's whip and cracks it)

Angie
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Maybe after that....
Danny: (grabs whip from Sheldon) oh this is wrong, Aiden (cracks whip)
Aiden: What?!
Danny: Your MY bitch
Stella: (whining) Why can't I
Mac: Stop that crying! Your my bitch (throws her over his shoulders and walks off.) :lol:

or *takes deep breath*

Danny: (grabs whip from Sheldon and stands on something high) I'm no ones bitch, I RULE! (waves whip)
Mac: Oh hell no (takels him to the ground)
Don: I'm with you on that Mac (stops fighting with Aiden and joins Mac in fighting Danny)
Aiden to Stella: What do ya think?
(before she can answer)
Sheldon:(jumping in) I've got a scalpel no telling what I'll cut off.
Stella: I think we should join in. (Aiden nods in agreement and they do that)
(minutes later Danny and Aiden are all over each other same as Mac and Stella. Flack and Hawkes watching)
Sheldon: Wanna go to a strip club?
Flack: Nope free show here. (smiles)

hahahahah woh..I was bored in spanish... :devil:
kaia
 
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ROFL!!! LMAO!!!!

Aiden: hmm... i've seen it on all the models, thin lips are out. Maybe i should get some collagen done...

Stella: what a great idea, i'll come too; i've been meaning to get a perm for awhile now...
 
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Sheldon:(jumping in) I've got a scalpel no telling what I'll cut off.
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LMAO! I figure after that, everyone would just stop awkwardly, take a step back and:
Stella:*coughs* What just happened here?

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Aiden: hmm... i've seen it on all the models, thin lips are out. Maybe i should get some collagen done...
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She sooooo doesn't need that. She has super big lips. Why else would the "pout/lick" with Danny be so famous?

Edit again: I feel dumb. Totally didn't get the sarcasm there until I saw the Stella/perm thing. Hey, everyone's entitled to a dumb moment. *cough*year*cough*
 
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heres stellas reply:
Danny: You touch me or cut off any part of me, your not going to be my bitch anymore.
kaia ROLF!
 
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hey, labguysrule, it's okay, not many ppl really get my jokes... and sarcasm is hard to pick up on in writing, it's better in speech... but whatever.

loved whomever's quote it was up there about Danny being a drama queen... oh sorry NOT being a drama queen... lol :lol:

(after Danny threatens not to be Sheldon's bitch... or vice versa, my head hurts)
Sheldon: *whimpers* fine then... see if i need you to be my bitch... *throws scalpel down and skulks off*
Aiden and Flack look at each other... look at Danny...

Flack: so, who's it gonna be?
Aiden: *cracks whip* yeah?

Danny's eyes go wide... he turns and bolts
 
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Then... look what happens!

Sheldon pops out of the drawer Danny's in, all cartoon style, and grabs Danny.

Sheldon: I can't believe it, you didn't tell them you were my bitch?
Danny: Well, sir- it's like this- they're too busy scratching each other out there, I couldn't get a word in edgewise.
Sheldon: Ooh, I'm going to have to spank you for that- (takes Aiden's whip and cracks it)

Angie
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Maybe after that....
Danny: (grabs whip from Sheldon) oh this is wrong, Aiden (cracks whip)
Aiden: What?!
Danny: Your MY bitch
Stella: (whining) Why can't I
Mac: Stop that crying! Your my bitch (throws her over his shoulders and walks off.) :lol:

or *takes deep breath*

Danny: (grabs whip from Sheldon and stands on something high) I'm no ones bitch, I RULE! (waves whip)
Mac: Oh hell no (takels him to the ground)
Don: I'm with you on that Mac (stops fighting with Aiden and joins Mac in fighting Danny)
Aiden to Stella: What do ya think?
(before she can answer)
Sheldon:(jumping in) I've got a scalpel no telling what I'll cut off.
Stella: I think we should join in. (Aiden nods in agreement and they do that)
(minutes later Danny and Aiden are all over each other same as Mac and Stella. Flack and Hawkes watching)
Sheldon: Wanna go to a strip club?
Flack: Nope free show here. (smiles)

hahahahah woh..I was bored in spanish... :devil:
kaia
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Lmao tears in my eyes what I have started here? :lol:

okay, let's see...

Mac: *looking around, sad eyed* I don't have a bitch.
Flack: Neither do I... anymore?
Mac: You can be my bitch!
Flack: Eww, like, no thanks, I like younger guys.
Mac: Awwwwww mannnnnn *pouty*
Flack: Uhhh... okayyyy? Like for one second I'll be your bitch.
Mac: Yay! *takes whip, cracks it*
Flack: Okay, we're done.
Mac: No, wait, I just got started!
(Flack runs away)

:devil:

Angie
 
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quotes I would WANT to hear:
Mac: Aiden, Danny, where were you?
Stella:*walks up* Hey guys, you left the closet door open again.
Danny: *cough*
Aiden: *pout*
 
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quotes I would WANT to hear:
Mac: Aiden, Danny, where were you?
Stella:*walks up* Hey guys, you left the closet door open again.
Danny: *cough*
Aiden: *pout*
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hear, hear, girl! :D

Hmmm....

How about...

Mac: Danny, next time you and Aiden decide to take some time off for a break, lock the bathroom door. One of our rookies nearly had a heart attack yesterday seeing you two.

*Danny and Aiden look at each other*

Aiden: Huh? What? We weren't in there?
Danny: Yeah, for once- *shuts mouth*

*Mac turns, sees Flack and Stella walking out of the bathroom disheveled, hand in hand.*

Mac: Uh- ohhhhh... he done did it now, he stole my bitch!

*storms out after them*

Danny: What just happened?
Aiden: Mommy and daddy are having grown-up talk now.

Angie- pardon last quote, I'm stupid like that.
 
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Aiden: Maybe i should stop all this "your my bitch" and get some help?
See's Danny walking infront of her.
Aiden: Nahhh..........
 
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Danny: What just happened?
Aiden: Mommy and daddy are having grown-up talk now.
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OMG, this one is so funny :lol:

My first try:

Danny: Happy birthday Aiden, I bought you something, close your eyes and turn around.
*Aiden does what Danny says*
Aiden: Wow, our own Robospanker, great, thank you Danny!
 
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