Quotes You Wanna But Probably Will Never Hear On CSI: NY.

Mac: I'm goin' down to New York, gonna solve myself a crime...
Danny & Lindsay: Evil faces everywhere. Criminal folks without a conscience.
Mac: I'm goin' down to New York, gonna take my gun this time...
Stella: Can't find parking anytime. People shouting F&%# @$&.
Mac: I'm heading down to Brooklyn, gonna see if I can't unwind...
Sid (mumbles like Kenny)
Mac: So come on down to New York and meet some friends of mine.
 
^ haha, genius, and i can just see stella as cartman. actually i can't, i think danny would be more like cartman.

although these two lines:

'm goin' down to New York, gonna solve myself a crime...
Danny & Lindsay: Evil faces everywhere. Criminal folks without a conscience.
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instantly made me think of true west. for the lines in that

i'm gonna go outside and i'm gonna steal me a toaster
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and

- is it a prerequisite for a criminal not to have a conscience?
- ask a criminal!
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mind you most things make me think of true west one way or another.... ;)
 
Dynamo1 said:
Mac: I'm goin' down to New York, gonna solve myself a crime...
Danny & Lindsay: Evil faces everywhere. Criminal folks without a conscience.
Mac: I'm goin' down to New York, gonna take my gun this time...
Stella: Can't find parking anytime. People shouting F&%# @$&.
Mac: I'm heading down to Brooklyn, gonna see if I can't unwind...
Sid (mumbles like Kenny)
Mac: So come on down to New York and meet some friends of mine.
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hehe lol funny..:lol:
 
Re: Quotes You Want To But Will Probably Never Hear On CSI: NY.

Carolyn333 said:
I posted this in the previous "Quotes" thread.
Of all the posts I made in the previous "Quotes" thread, this is my favorite.
So, now I'm gonna post it again here.


Mac: Adam?! You slept with Adam? What happened? Wasn't Flack available?
Stella: You mean you'd rather I'd slept with Flack.
Mac: No. I'd rather you didn't sleep with either of them. But if it had to be one of them instead of me, why couldn't it have been Flack?
Stella: Blame the writers.
Mac: Well, you and the writers have got the Smack fans buzzing like angry bees.
Stella: Sorry.
Mac: Tell it to the judge. Stella Bonasera, you're under arrest.
Stella: What?!?!?! You can't be serious, Mac.
Mac: I am serious. You're under arrest for solicitation, contributing to the delinquency of a minor...
Stella: Adam is an adult!!!
Mac: ...and statutory rape of a minor.
Stella: I just told you, Adam is an adult.
Mac: You have the right to remain silent. Use it.
Stella: UH!!!
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hahahahahahaha!!! That is brilliant!!!!! made me lol!!
 
YAY finally i came up with something *feels proud* i hope it hasn't already been written...

lunch time and Stella is at McDonalds

Guy: 'Morning Ma'am, what can I give you?'

Stella:'Mmmh...I think I'll take a Big Mac.'

*Mac shows up out of nowhere*

Mac:'TA-DA!!! here's your big Mac' *Mac opens his arms wide and grins*

Guy:*looks unbelivengly at Stella and then Mac*

Stella:*shakes head* 'Again, how many time do I have to tell you that that joke doesn't make any sense unless they know that your name is Mac?'
 
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LOL :guffaw: that's too funny!

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Don and Danny are in a mall to question a suspect.

Don: Where were you yesterday morning?
Suspect: I was... Hey where is he going? *points at Danny*
Danny: SAAAAAANTA! *runs to the mall santa*
Don: Not AGAIN! :brickwall:
 
It would be more typical Adam to run to Santa. But it was still hilarious. It would be funnier when Lucy is older, as she would be ashamed seeing her dad just like that :lol:
 
:guffaw:Silly Danny...*dies laughing*

^ ^

Lucy: Umm, I don't know you, mister. *slowly walks away from Danny*
Danny: Aww...come back. Please? :(
 
Re: Quotes You Wanna But Will Probably Never Hear On CSI: NY.

Remember this???
Carolyn333 said:
Mac: Adam?! You slept with Adam? What happened? Wasn't Flack available?
Stella: You mean you'd rather I'd slept with Flack.
Mac: No. I'd rather you didn't sleep with either of them. But if it had to be one of them instead of me, why couldn't it have been Flack?
Stella: Blame the writers.
Mac: Well, you and the writers have got the Smack fans buzzing like angry bees.
Stella: Sorry.
Mac: Tell it to the judge. Stella Bonasera, you're under arrest.
Stella: What?!?!?! You can't be serious, Mac.
Mac: I am serious. You're under arrest for solicitation, contributing to the delinquency of a minor...
Stella: Adam is an adult!!!
Mac: ...and statutory rape of a minor.
Stella: I just told you, Adam is an adult.
Mac: You have the right to remain silent. Use it.
Stella: UH!!!
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Well, here's part 2.

~Stella comes up to Adam~
Stella: Remember our little one night stand that got the SMACK fans mad as angry hornets? And caused Mac to ~growls~ arrest me?
Adam(cautiously): Yeah.
Stella: Well, it had another consequence.
~Stella lightly pats her belly~
Adam(shocked): You mean...you're ~points to Stella belly~ I'm gonna be...No! No! No!
~Adam turns and runs off screaming. He nearly knocks Mac down. Adam doesn't even notice, he just continues running and screaming.~
Mac: What's his problem?
Stella: Well, besides the SMACK fans getting angry and you arresting me, I just told Adam about a 3rd consequence of our little one night stand.
~Stella lightly pats her belly again.~
Mac(as shock as Adam was): You mean you're...
Stella: Pregnant?
Mac: With his...
Stella: Baby? Yes.
~Mac's eyes roll back in his head and he faints.~
 
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Re: Quotes You Want To But Will Probably Never Hear On CSI: NY.

Carolyn333 said:
Remember this???
Carolyn333 said:
Mac: Adam?! You slept with Adam? What happened? Wasn't Flack available?
Stella: You mean you'd rather I'd slept with Flack.
Mac: No. I'd rather you didn't sleep with either of them. But if it had to be one of them instead of me, why couldn't it have been Flack?
Stella: Blame the writers.
Mac: Well, you and the writers have got the Smack fans buzzing like angry bees.
Stella: Sorry.
Mac: Tell it to the judge. Stella Bonasera, you're under arrest.
Stella: What?!?!?! You can't be serious, Mac.
Mac: I am serious. You're under arrest for solicitation, contributing to the delinquency of a minor...
Stella: Adam is an adult!!!
Mac: ...and statutory rape of a minor.
Stella: I just told you, Adam is an adult.
Mac: You have the right to remain silent. Use it.
Stella: UH!!!
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Well, here's part 2.

~Stella comes up to Adam~
Stella: Remember our little one night stand that got the SMACK fans mad as angry hornets? And caused Mac to ~growls~ arrest me?
Adam(cautiously): Yeah.
Stella: Well, it had another consequence.
~Stella lightly pats her belly~
Adam(shocked): You mean...you're ~points to Stella belly~ I'm gonna be...No! No! No!
~Adam turns and runs off screaming. He nearly knocks Mac down. Adam doesn't even notice, he just continues running and screaming.~
Mac: What's his problem?
Stella: Well, besides the SMACK fans getting angry and you arresting me, I just told Adam about a 3rd consequence of our little one night stand.
~Stella lightly pats her belly again.~
Mac(as shock as Adam was): You mean you're...
Stella: Pregnant?
Mac: With his...
Stella: Baby? Yes.
~Mac's eyes roll back in his head and he faints.~
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*giggles* :guffaw:
 
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