PRAGUE (Reuters) - Pluto was stripped of its status as a planet on Thursday when astronomers from around the world redefined it as a "dwarf planet", leaving just eight classical planets in the solar system.
"On Pluto, Plutonians stripped Earth of planetary status on the basis that it has no intelligent life to speak of, and is narcissistic enough to think it makes up the rules by itself. Raeleans agreed with the Plutonian decision and are considering removing all their clones from Earth in the near future."