Make Your Own Headline

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  1. jazzfan

    jazzfan CSI Level Two

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    2 sisters reunited after 18 years in checkout counter
     
  2. Depth-Of-Love

    Depth-Of-Love Lab Technician

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    lol that pictureis histerical bluecurl!

    ok here is mine

    ok i didnt make this one up but i just think it sounds funny

    local woman is sued after hitting a woman with a dead chihuahua!

    that was actually in a friends news paper when i was visiting!!!!!!
     
  3. Roosey

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    :lol: Funny Bush picture!

    - Roos caught in romance with Jorja Fox
    Okay, in my dreams
    - New York Yankees contracted Bush

    - Free ice-cream for everyone in hot weather
    I need that!
     
  4. BlueCurl

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    cops complain about dead flashlight batteries during the night
     
  5. pizzapie

    pizzapie Pathologist

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    ^Was the picture real- please tell me where if it was, it's hilarious, and true. And yes, I am an American.
     
  6. BlueCurl

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    google on it. that's the way I found it :lol:
     
  7. LtKitty

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    haah funny Bush pic! :lol:
     
  8. Guest

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    -Psychics predict world didn't end yesterday

    -Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

    -Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half [Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]
     
  9. carlz31

    carlz31 Coroner

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    well, our petrol prices at the moment are $1.40 per litre, which is ridiculous considering that a gallon is 4 times as big as a litre, so it's rather expensive...

    -Federal Government reveals that Tasmania is being sold to the US in an attempt to lower petrol prices :lol:
     
  10. Dynamo1

    Dynamo1 Head of the Swing Shift

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    "Tasmania Devil Replaces Eagle as US National Symbol"
     
  11. ladyhunter

    ladyhunter Head of the Swing Shift

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    BUSH, REALLY A WOMAN!
    The tabloid version :D
     
  12. heartagram69

    heartagram69 Head of the Swing Shift

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    i cant c the pic...

    and Cordelia_GRS_Fan they are all hillarious!!! :lol:
     
  13. pizzapie

    pizzapie Pathologist

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    ^Google "Bush disaster" and you'll find it
     
  14. beautiful_loser

    beautiful_loser Pathologist

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    These are some from The Onion in History

    "WA--(headline continued on page A2)"
    "World's Largest Metaphor Hits Iceberg"
    "Leno-Kevorikian sign 10 Year Monologue-Joke Pact"
    "Amelia Earhart Missing--Famed Aviatrix 'probably just shopping' Search Teams Claim"
    "Toxic Levels of Self-Involvement found in Many Post-War Babies--70% of infants' First Word: Me"
    "Pentagon Develops A-Bomb Resistant Desk"
    "US Spies Discover What's Beneath Russian Nesting Dolls; 'It's more Dolls' Says CIA Director"
    "Henley, Frey Urge the Nation to Take it Easy"
    "Nancy Reagan Ends Nation's Drug Problem with Very special Diff'rent Strokes Appearance"
     

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