Mmh, Louise in a bikini.
I'm glad I can still get my weekly Louise fix with 20th Century Vampire (episode 4 is available now). It's a hilarious little programme. I loved when she tried to hypnotise Wayne.
Eloise: I can't do it with you at the other end of the sofa. Come closer, Wayne.
Wayne: Righty-o. (He moves closer.) This is nice.
Eloise: Just look into my eyes and concentrate.
Wayne: You got lovely eyes.
Eloise: Shut up, this is serious.
Wayne: Sorry.
Eloise: And stop blinking.
Wayne: I keep thinking you're gonna jab me in the eye with your nose.
Eloise: I'll jab you somewhere a lot more painful with my knee if you don't shut it.
And since we have no visuals to go with a radio show, here's an image of Eloise.