I'm moving to L.A. Advice is requested.

Interesting quandry: JKladis - arrested for stalking or tied up in a certain someone's bedroom right now? It is curious that we haven't heard from him in a while. Actually, my vote is on him being buried somewhere in Giants stadium right now. You don't mess with a Staten Island boy. :lol:
 
well since I'll be back in LA next week...i'll have to do a little investigation on the disappearance of JKladis...i'll do the dirty job of interrogating carmine and demand he tell if he knows the whereabouts of JKladis!! :p
 
Oooooh, furred handcuffs, feather, padded paddle ... hell yeah, all essential elements of a solid "interrogation". At least the first phase anyway. If he still won't tell us what he did with the freaky guy he found living in his pond, we'll have to move up to whips, chains, etc. Don't worry, JKladis, we'll do whatever is necessary to find you - no matter how unpleasant the task may be for us. :lol:
 
I would so laugh my butt off if Carmine's mom read these threads about her son! Can you imagine the shock on her face? :eek:

You don't mess with a Staten Island boy.
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BTW, that's what we all want to do! :devil: Happy hunting, jkladis. :D
 
yes, i think we'll need as much help as possible during the interrogation. just in case carmine gets fiesty and will need to be held/tied down...hehehe.... :devil:
 
PrettyEyes said:
I would so laugh my butt off if Carmine's mom read these threads about her son! Can you imagine the shock on her face? :eek:
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Carmine: Mooooommy, are you browsin' through that forum again?
Carmine's Mommy: Yes, munchkin.
Carmine: What are they sayin' 'bout me this time?
Carmine's Mommy: Ohh, the usual. *clickclick* They're chatting about your butt again. And your arms.
Carmine: Geez, that reminds me, I gotta go to the Y. What else?
Carmine's Mommy: Hmmm. *click* They say you've kidnapped some Greek guy whom you married and ... had a baby with him?! Why didn't you tell me I have grandkids now?!
Carmine: ... what?! It's not true, mommy!! :eek:
Carmine's Mommy: *clickclick* And look! Some of your fans are also planning to look for you in LA!
Carmine: Mommy, I'm scared.
Carmine's Mommy: Don't worry, dear. *brandishes an AK-47 and loads it* I always take care of my little boy.
Carmine: I love ya, mommy. :D

... please to not be taking this seriously, okay? :lol: :p
 
Bwua-ha-ha-haaaaaa! I love it! (And we saw his mom on the Tony Danza show, so I've got a visual to go along with it). :lol: You're killing me Kimmy!
 
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