I'm moving to L.A. Advice is requested.

Don't even think about the banana...jkladis will get you if you for the banana!
 
:lol: :lol: :lol:

I wonder if I should warn jkladis that Carmine's bushes are about to get a little crowded... :lol:
 
jkladis already has his turn. I mean, how much frigging stamina does this guy have? I'm gonna have to give him some baklava & loukoumades to throw him off his game so us girl can come in and invade the bushes 'cause otherwise we'll have to wait till spring when the bushes increase in side. In fall everything shrinks I think :confused:.
 
from my observations, jkladis is pretty selfish and overprotective when it comes to sharing any kind of fruit, bush, etc.. of his lovah. good luck to anyone willing to lure him away from carmine's shruberry :lol: ...maybe you could pose as the landscaper trimming the bushes for the fall.. :p
 
Or you can pose as a mermaid in that blue pond of his! Lovely addition to the backyard! I mean, c'mon, what guy wouldn't want a hot-looking mermaid to skinny dip with? ;)
 
I never thought it possible, but it's amazing how our love can be separated by the reinforced concrete walls of Carmine's home. I just need to have him realize that if he let me in, our happines can continue from where it left off.

A reasonable man would give up and move on. Maybe take a shot at Hill, Eddie or Gary. But I am far from reasonable, and I will remain persistent and resolute. Living in the landscaping might not be the best option. I'll have to come up with an alternative. You ladies have been so wonderful, I can only imagine a picture of the two of us together would be a fitting gift of appreciation.
 
^Please, do get that picture jkladis! Let no small hurdle like a concrete wall stop you!
 
...I'm trying to decide how hard I should laugh at this, lol. :lol:

But jkladis, there are ways to get around concrete. I doubt he's gotten a guard dog, so you could get bust your way through...or see if there's any way to hike it. As Top stated, don't let something such as a concrete wall stop you.

Hell, if you're noisy enough while trying to get through, it might even draw Carmine out. Granted he's probably already called the cops, but it's just a thought.
 
Woo hoo! It's a status update from jkladis! :D I'm sorry to hear your love hasn't been consummated yet. Hang in there, baby. Surely persistence pays off at some point, right?

jkladis said:
I never thought it possible, but it's amazing how our love can be separated by the reinforced concrete walls of Carmine's home.
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Well, unless he chooses to fill that beautiful home with the wretched smell of smoke, he's gotta take a step outside every now and then to feed his addiction, right? There's your opportunity to be near him ... assuming whatever you're doing in his bushes isn't too ... uh ... disturbing. ;) :devil:

You ladies have been so wonderful, I can only imagine a picture of the two of us together would be a fitting gift of appreciation.
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Indeed it would. But since you never bothered to cough up baby pics, I'm not holding my breath on this one. :lol:
 
feenx said:
He's got a cat :lol:
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Oh, he's fine then. Just break through I say. Carmine seems like a man of passion -- it might be, er, very convincing for him. Of course jkladis would have to talk fast enough and convince him that calling the cops would be quite counterproductive.
 
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