I'm moving to L.A. Advice is requested.

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jkladis

Prime Suspect
Hi NY fans,

I've had enough of being a deadbeat stalker. I can't find the time to properly patronize my man, who happens to live in an undiscoled part of Hollywood. Thousands of miles away!! To that end I've decided to pack my all my belongings in my little car and head West. My car, Git as call him, should be able to get me close enough to my sweetheart.

I'm hoping some people can provide with enough advice. I'm particularly looking for a great place in Tinsletown to settle in. A place which is strategic enough to place me near my man. I think some of you know who that is. [PM me if you don't].

Much appreciated. :)
 
What a coincidence. I just read that the whole production crew and actors are packing up and moving to New York permanently. :rolleyes: :lol:
 
Alright, before I answer your question jkladis I must ask one of my own. Has your restraining order been cancelled? If not, there's no point moving to LA to spy on lover boy. If it has been taken away I suggest camping outside the CBS studio. That way, when he's filming a scene for a new episode you can slip some baklava into his trailer. That way, he'll know you'll still care even though he ran off to be with Eddie, his one true love. Good luck, and pray that the guard dogs don't get you...
 
I know of a service that could provide that information for you - legally even! But you have to pay them $10k in setup fees plus monthly access charges. And they prefer to deal with corporations - and people without restraining orders for stalking. Do you fit that bill? :lol: :lol:
 
Do you think Git will be able to survive that drive with all those BIIIIIIIG trucks on the road, jkladis?

I think you should camp out on the Hollywood sign. Yeah, you'll get arrested, but you'll get your man's attention.

And Eddie's. ;) Eddie might not be so pleased. :lol:
 
Soooo ... you're upgrading from a deadbeat stalker to a short-distance stalker instead? :p :lol: Dude, the guy's literally shown pictures of his house in a magazine! I bet you're gonna get a house right next door, aren't ya, areeeeeeen't ya?? :devil:
 
jkladis probably won't settle for that. He'll go live in that little pond thing on his man's property. :lol:
 
Wow, JKladis, your decision to upgrade your status from a long distance stalker to local stalker would be almost admirable, if it weren't just down right scary. But I do feel for you and will assist your plight in any way I can.

After your man's slutty TV Guide pic, I likened his look to that of a Hollywood Blvd. hooker. Therefore, I'd suggest you start your search at the corner of Hollywood and Vine. If you don't find him, you can at least earn a few bucks the hard way on your quest to find your true love.

Good luck! If you ever find his house, be sure to take pics for us.
 
Good luck! If you ever find his house, be sure to take pics for us.
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Don't forget to post those pics for us! :devil:

Also, Colin Farrell just purchased a house in the Hills. Maybe you could knock on his door for directions to your man's house...they might be neighbors. :p
 
MrsGiovinazzo said:
Wow, JKladis, your decision to upgrade your status from a long distance stalker to local stalker would be almost admirable, if it weren't just down right scary. But I do feel for you and will assist your plight in any way I can.
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jkladis has a way of making scary chic.

After your man's slutty TV Guide pic, I likened his look to that of a Hollywood Blvd. hooker. Therefore, I'd suggest you start your search at the corner of Hollywood and Vine. If you don't find him, you can at least earn a few bucks the hard way on your quest to find your true love.
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No doubt he'll likely encounter his man working at that corner. Make sure you bring enough money to afford his 'services,' jkladis!

Good luck! If you ever find his house, be sure to take pics for us.
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Thirded! And if you get pics of him and Colin Farrell making out, bonus points! You get the whole scoreboard if you get pics of him and Eddie, though. ;) :devil:
 
^^If you get pics of him and Colin making out Eddie will be one pissed off guy. He may have to hurt Colin. :p Maybe he'll find Eddie with Carmine. Maybe they live together..hehe I could go on and on...
 
Poor jkladis! Although the sight of Eddie and Carmine together would be glorious... :devil: ;)
 
All I can say is Good Luck. You're lucky you can even get in a car and drive there. I cant in Hawaii. I hate living here. So just Good luck and if you get close to like the studios. Run in and just hug every actor/actress you see, maybe the director, say some words like " I love you all" and/or something like " My address is >>>>> come visit anytime" In addition maybe " My phonenumber is >>>>> call anytime, lines will always be open" Then run away...far away like a mad man and hope the police dont catch you , and if they do, you had a heck of a good time and you got to meet them/ambush them. Ok I think thats all- Good luck. Do what you think you should and if you want.. you know you could allways mention me! ok well Good luck again. Hope all turns out how you want it.
Good luck!!!!!
 
Actually, while you're there, mind sending Eddie to my address? I can pay quite well if you're interested.

Good luck with the moving and I wish you luck. And don't forget to update us.
 
"Hello. Police? ..... This is Anthony Zuiker. I am at Bruckheimer Productions studio. I would like to report a crazy person running around the CSI New York sets. ..... I can do better than a description. We have this nut on video tape shouting an address and phone number. ..... An autograph of Carmine and Eddie? Can't we concentrate on this trespasser? ..... You won't send out an oficer without it? What about someone to take fingerprints off the actors' clothes? How about a sketch artist? ..... Autographed PHOTOS of the whole cast?"
 
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