H/Cal #3: Everything was compromised. Everything but you.

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^ XD it's coming alone. I'm just getting frustrated looking for um... ideas. Y'know. I read all these DuCaine fics, but their all the same, in terms of... um. Position wise. I think you all know how I feel about the standard position. YAWN.

Anyways, it's also bothering me with these two. I mean, I can easily write DuCaine smut. I mean, look at those two! He's damn hot with an attitude (He has one. Admit it.) And Cal could probably be the highest earner dancer if she decided to one day. Randomly. But like... that's the problem. It's so easy to write for these two. I don't want to get predictable like the standard smut fic. I want it to be something that when people read it, their cheeks flame up, they keep checking over ther shoulder to make sure no one sees them, and they are like "..... oh hot. D:"

That's why you always gotta mix it up. But with the lack of DuCaine going on TV, I'm like... contemplating reusing certain stances. And it's bothering me. Sure, I have cosmo magazines that are like "We'll help you with the DuCaine!" but some I'm always like:

Palm: ...H would NEVER do that.
Imaginary H: ..Damn straight!
Imaginary Cal: You never try anything!
Imaginary H: Bollcks I do!
Palm: ... =|
Imaginary Cal: Dude, where's my car?
Imaginary H: ... =|
Palm: =|

So in conclusion, I think i'm going to have to start over ANOTHER fic.. oi.
 
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Okay first of all can I just say.... Palm hon, you totally crack me up! In a fabulous-I-just-woke-up-and-am-already-in-a-great-mood-cuz-Palm-is-frickin-hilarious-kind of way! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Okay and second...:
I want it to be something that when people read it, their cheeks flame up, they keep checking over ther shoulder to make sure no one sees them, and they are like "..... oh hot. D:"
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That is totally my reaction when I read one of your ficcies anyway...so I can't imagine what this new one is gonna be like...heehee, BRING IT ON!! :devil: :devil: :lol:

Either way hon, I just needs me some Palm penned smut to read...so I'll be waiting on pins and needles! Well really I'll be waiting in the hotel room next to DuCaine, spying on them with Lynn and her collection of high powered telephoto cameras and listening devices! :devil: :lol: But still...can't wait to read it! :D
 
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Palmy, You better be writing ficcies. Oooh can I be the camerachick for your show? hmmm? Come on let me , you know you want to. I won't even yell cut when they screw up. unless they really screw up and have to make them do it again :devil:
 
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^I have 2 uncompleted, half-finished smut fics. And my ideas are gone for the day. Oi.

Anyhoo. I was flickering through the old old episodes again. It still makes me laugh everytime H says "Oral Sex" so angrily. You KNOW he has some sort of sore spot with those words. Or he's just being hateful as always. But the Black comment made me raise an eyebrow again. Not everyone looks good in black. Me thinks H has a fetish for a certain Blonde N Black...
Hmmm.
 
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Lynny as camera-woman? Ohhh, I likes that idea! :lol: That'd be fabulous! Palm you should totally hire her! :devil: Her as camera woman and me as...hmmm...well....anything as long as I can watch the filming! :devil: :lol:
my ideas are gone for the day. Oi.
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Oi indeed! ;) Sad day hon...take a break, go watch some DuCaine goodness...maybe some more Soprano's...that tends to inspire your smutty juices doesn't it? (Oh holy cow that could be taken freakishly naughty right there, huh?! :eek: :devil: :lol: )
It still makes me laugh everytime H says "Oral Sex" so angrily.
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Oh wow, where does he say that? I totally need to see that!!! :devil:

And um yeah he has a total fetish for a certain someone in all black! ;)
 
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^ XD It does and it gives me excellent ideas. Example: Pool Table. Need I say more?

Ah, H says it in... I think it's Wet Foot Dry Foot. Where there's that 'old friend' of his and H stops him in the driveway is is like:

H: ...D:
Guy: Hi H!
H: Oral Sex! ):<
Guy: D:
H: J'ACCUSE!

That's what it basically is. And Cal's all in the background talking about her wadrobe and H is like "...Black? Coffee? :D"
 
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Coffee is love, really. H and Cal should go and get a cup while I review their tapes. *nods*

Palmy is outta ideas? Say it isn't so!

LMAO @ the oral sex, thats hilarious.
 
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Example: Pool Table. Need I say more?
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Nope I hear ya loud and clear! And um yeah...you should TOTALLY write something along those lines for H/Cal! :devil:
H: ...D:
Guy: Hi H!
H: Oral Sex! ):<
Guy: D:
H: J'ACCUSE!
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:lol: :lol: :lol: Okay call me naive but I totally can't tell if you're kidding or serious, but either way, that's flippin' hilarious! Palm you rock, totally! :D

Coffee is SO love...oh yeah baby! ;) And so is DuCaine! :D
 
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^^ I just made it! Yay!
 
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Awww that's gorgeous hon! I love that pic anyway...but that makes it even better! Well done! :D Did I know you were a DuCaine fan? If I did...my bad! And if not, then yay for you being a DuCaine fan! Wohoo either way! :lol:
DuCaine rocks...plain and simple...okay well really there's nothing plain or simple about DuCaine...but you know what I mean! :lol:
 
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Moriel21 said:
...I totally can't tell if you're kidding or serious, but either way, that's flippin' hilarious!
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I don't even know. I was trying to remember how the scene went and it was basically like that. H was angry and the guy was like ".... =D Ha?" And then H, in his 'i'm-angry-bbut-calm-so-sit-on-it!' voice was like "....RAWRGHFKLFL!"
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Anyhoo. I L-O-V-E that photo. :D I wish I could resize it into an icon or a t-shirt and walk around wearing it :D
 
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Hey everyone! I'm back. You probably: 1) Didn't miss me or 2) Didn't even relise I was gone. Anyway gratzy on the new thread, looking as great as ever and love all the pics. Well time to go. Hopefully i'll pop in more often since this thread start at the begging of October and it's the 18th December! I think I relly need to check back more often lol.
 
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^ ;___; You broke my heart, Grissom. Broke it like a regular episode of CSI:Miami with no DuCaine.

[Rolls into a ball rocking back and forth]
Yeah. Um. This is like.. the 6th abandoned fic. [Insert throwing it in pile]. Oi. It's getting harder and harder these days... for a pimp. =\

I mean, Oi! I've been salivating over that photo of Cal holding H's hand all fluffy like and then I cry because it's fluff. But then I remind myself of something smutty and start laughing because they look so depressed and I twist it into something else.
Oi...
 
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**Mo does her happy dance...Palm's having fluffy thoughts...Palm's having fluffy thoughts!! Heehee! Yay!**

Awwww...no worries Palm hon! ;) **Mo pets Palm nicely!** It'll come to you...you're my DuCaine smutty ruler! You'll get something good...I just knows it! (Lol, no pressure! ;) :lol: )

Lynny I'm currently watching your favorite DuCaine eppy! "Camp Fear"! Awww good times...good good times! :devil: Chock full of fabulous DuCaine goodness! :D
 
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oh, my.....I love DuCaine! :D it was ym first MIAMI ship, too I love your caps too, nice work :)
 
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