i made notes as i was watching (because i'm sad, ok!?:lol
- this is them, pretty much unedited (apart from censoring myself where i got a tad over-angry and over-sweary, i've added comments in italics). there is a very heavy reliance on the big bang theory's sarcasm sign throughout...
suffice it to say, it's not pretty.
cheesy conversation to start with. try telling mozart all that crap about structure. also it really bothers me when the music of now is referred to as r&b, i realise it's been that way a while and will never change but to me r&b will always, always be rhythm & blues, carl perkins, chess records etc right thru to the kinks, stones, who etc. as a music geek it kinda bugs me. but hey ho.
why all this insistence on showing girls' bodies? why not men's too? oh yeah, i forgot, we have to titillate the poor ickle menz who think with their ****
credits, real name aka. please!! who does he think he is?! also this ep is clearly just an extended ad for neyo's album? blah. i thought he was actually pretty good but for god's sake, writers, please try to give us something more than a bloody infomercial.
stop with the flashbacks already, we're not too stupid to work out who's who when there's only 2 vics and it only happened 3 minutes ago!
also if you say the oven melted the gun barrel as well as the plastic, we get it, you don't need to demonstrate with more flashbackery. i realise they have to make sure slower viewers are keeping up but really, i mean i can understand if they think we, the audience, don't always get all the scientific experimental stuff, but "gun goes in oven, it was hot enough to melt the barrel as well as the casing" is NOT rocket science. we don't need to be handheld through it!:scream:
hawkes. in the s3 ep
murder sings the blues, mac had a huge go at him for not taking himself off the case (or at least telling mac so that he could) when he knew the vic. so now they're searching for a possible vic/accomplice, hawkes tells jo he knows her, and he's still on the case? WTF? i suppose they sort of covered it a bit later when hawkes asked mac if he could come to find the girl too and mac gave him a stern look but really, some consistency would be nice.
dear writers: get some consistency and stop treating viewers like idiots, we clearly remember stuff far better than you do, please recognise this and do your jobs a bit better.
"she was probably selling the drugs on the side" - no, ya think? duh. how f***ing thick do they think we are? i could never have worked that out for myself
"atomic bomb uranium? boom!
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omg - i wrote something positive!
hawkes pointing out that carers & patients sometimes get on. wow, thanks Sherlock.
oh look, more sexism!
(i think i was referring to the podium dancers - admittedly that's more the fault of society than the show but they could focus on it less couldn't they?)
flack calling to hawkes about him being dressed like a bouncer. you're several feet apart in a club & you think hawkes can hear you shout? later on they had radios. inconsistent!!
i rewound that and watched it again - i'm pretty sure flack didn't shout into his radio that first time, it was more a random yell. given that in a club you can rarely hear someone yelling even 6 inches away, it seemed a little pointless. the radios later made more sense but once again it's consistency getting thrown out the window
ooh the vics are on fake meds and two had uranium in their blood. there may be a connection. really? *rolls eyes* *gives up*
when Lindsay said that the meds all contained *uranium*, i wanted to quote gary as austin from true west, when austin's brother repeats something he's said already austin gets all exasperated and says "yes, we've established that" - i wish gary as mac had done the same.
omg jo, you knew which kind of hat that was. I'm so impressed! *holds up gigantic sarcasm sign*
so they found out what happened, the doctor was a fraudster, the girl was trying to prove it. hawkes said some of this synopsis to mac, jo said some more, then mac repeated it all slowly just in case the slow ones at the back hadn't caught up yet... ARGH:scream::scream::scream::scream::scream:
mac looked lovely in that jacket tho
omg another positive
wooden crates vs automatic weapon? really?
i dunno about this, i'd have to ask someone who knows weapons but i can't really see wooden crates being much of a defence against a machine gun.
I like jo & mac chats but did she have to go into that much detail about cosmo's top flirting tips? i didn't even mind the sex line, although it was maybe a bit much, but i'm sure at some point most of us have read articles on what signs indicate a girl is flirting, once again we really don't need it spelled out - even the poor ickle menz like mac are probably capable of working it out for themselves...
also, was she dropping hints by having that conversation with mac specifically? it was arguably a girlie chat, i mean that's the kind of chat i might have with a female friend but probably not a male friend unless they were gay. was this more of a precursor to mac & jo? in other words were the writers FINALLY getting some level of nuance and double entendre in by suggesting that there was a meta conversation in which jo was blatantly flirting too? somehow i can't see them grasping that (really not very high) level of subtlety but you never know...
so yeah, overall pretty scathing. i'm giving it an
E. not because it was, contrary to what i wrote, all that bad as an ep in itself (and has has been said, the guest cast was very good this week), more because i'm sad to see what was once a really good show go so inconsistent, so patronising, so repetitive and so generally crap. i really really hope it gets cancelled if this is the best they can do.
dear writers (again) and producers - either do your job properly or don't do it at all!!!