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Memo to Anthony Zuiker et al:
Sirs,
By now you doubtless have received the many memos that we here at the Gary Sinise Discussion Board have sent you in regard to Gary's wardrobe faux pas in season one. (To wit: Clothes -- he wears too many of them.)
But as wives, mothers, employees and college students we understand the reality of budgeting, and we recognize that you've probably spent a pretty penny on the new sets. So we suggest a compromise.
Don't spend money on buying Gary a new wardrobe. Just let him shed approximately three-quarters of what he wore on any given episode in season one. Pants. He can wear pants so the censors don't yank the show. (Make sure they're tight though, and flat-panel. Baby looks pudgy in pleats.) And he can wear shoes so he doesn't step on a hypodermic needle left over from Vanessa Ferlito's collagen injections. But everything else must go.
And one more suggestion: Before he moves out of the terrarium office forever, let Mac have a hot 'n' horny one-night-stand with a floozie (perhaps a guest star -- perhaps a "real life person" instead of some over-priced extra with a SAG card. Contact me privately at this e-mail address for names and numbers.) I think this would go a long way toward character development. You know, angsty Mac throws off the shackles of widowhood by getting a lap lambada. It would be a stunning season opener, sure to grab ratings. Especially if you disregard my earlier suggestion and let him lose the pants too.
As always, I tell you these things because I care. I care a lot.
Regards etc. etc.
The new character just smacks of cliches.
By the way, can I audition for the role of Floozie #1? They wouldn't even have to pay me. :lol:
As far as I'm concerned, we're ALL Floozies. Heh.