Flack/Angell #1 - This Is How Sexy Looks

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Yeah, kayfeb, join in on the fun!

EDIT: *dances* YES! I have avatar capabilities! Now I just need to make one...

 

[kayfeb]

Yeah, kayfeb, join in on the fun!

EDIT: *dances* YES! I have avatar capabilities! Now I just need to make one...

...oookay.

Setting:
NYPD Precint. Angell typing a report. Sam approaches Angell's desk.

Sam: Sooo, you're Detective Angell, right?
Jess: Yeah. And you are...
Sam: Samantha Flack, Don's sister (shakes hands with Angell)
Jess: Ahh...your big brother tells me a lot about yah.
You're spunky, as i recall telling me.
Sam: And as i recall you are the one with the killer a**
Jess: What?! (stands up, eyebrows down, trademark stare & snarky tone)
Sam: Yeah. He's been checking it out for a long time now. He even posted it on
his Facebook. Niiiice...you got a big fan base now.
Jess: You know his other weakness is?
Sam: (ponders), uhm...just brunettes with nice a**es
Jess: Donuts and some nice slap on the face! DOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN!!!!!
(grips gun, chasing Flack across the cells)


*sorry. can't stop seeing Jess holding a gun. it just makes me melt.

 

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Come now, you know Flack would never say anything like that about Angell... out loud. *laughs*

But, yes, Angell threatening to shoot people is always fun.

 

[karu_mila]

karu, have I mentioned that you're, like, my favorite person ever? *laughs* That's great.

Aw thanks! I'm not a great writer but I try my best... by the way, I really wanna see Jess challenge Don. I think I can picture it already...

*J and D stand outside suspect's locked door and J motions to move in*

D: Lemme get this one.

J: *raises eyebrow* You have way too much fun knocking down doors.

D: What can I say? There's something about the adrenaline rush. *looks at J* Why? Do you want a shot at it?

J: You catch on quickly. What do you day we make things interesting? If I knock down the door, I get to take you on.

D: *smirks* You do mean kicking my ass, right?

J: *rolls eyes*

D: Okay, you're on. On the count of three. One... two... three!

J: *knocks down door effortlessly and saunters in, looking at D over her shoulder* You still want me to kick your ass, Donnie?

D: *watches her as she walks away* Bring it on, Jess.

Jess: You know his other weakness is?
Sam: (ponders), uhm...just brunettes with nice a**es
Jess: Donuts and some nice slap on the face! DOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN!!!!!
(grips gun, chasing Flack across the cells)

*:guffaw::guffaw::guffaw:*

That part was what got me... Jess would so go Rambo on Don's ass! And I love the idea of a Don/Sam/Jess prank war fic... good luck with that Alex!

 

[kayfeb]

Come now, you know Flack would never say anything like that about Angell... out loud. *laughs*

But, yes, Angell threatening to shoot people is always fun.

Which is why he uses his Facebook to do the tell-all (well, almost all) about his HD (hidden desire) for Jess, or in some occassions, our dear Danny boy
(did i just said that?!). He's not the blabbermouth type as we all know.

I just thought of the gun-slinging Angell. Really. I find her sexxxy with a gun.

 

[karu_mila]

I just thought of the gun-slinging Angell. Really. I find her sexxxy with a gun.

Me too... she looks so badass when she's toting a gun, doesn't she? Come to think of it, that would make a great shot for a NYPD's Sexiest calender... I'm sure that Don would be first to buy a copy! What do you guys think?

 

[kayfeb]

I just thought of the gun-slinging Angell. Really. I find her sexxxy with a gun.

Me too... she looks so badass when she's toting a gun, doesn't she? Come to think of it, that would make a great shot for a NYPD's Sexiest calender... I'm sure that Don would be first to buy a copy! What do you guys think?

just a copy? why he can buy the whole stack and cover his walls!!!!!!

:guffaw::guffaw:

 

[kayfeb]

karu, have I mentioned that you're, like, my favorite person ever? *laughs* That's great.

Aw thanks! I'm not a great writer but I try my best... by the way, I really wanna see Jess challenge Don. I think I can picture it already...

*J and D stand outside suspect's locked door and J motions to move in*

D: Lemme get this one.

J: *raises eyebrow* You have way too much fun knocking down doors.

D: What can I say? There's something about the adrenaline rush. *looks at J* Why? Do you want a shot at it?

J: You catch on quickly. What do you day we make things interesting? If I knock down the door, I get to take you on.

D: *smirks* You do mean kicking my ass, right?

J: *rolls eyes*

D: Okay, you're on. On the count of three. One... two... three!

J: *knocks down door effortlessly and saunters in, looking at D over her shoulder* You still want me to kick your ass, Donnie?

D: *watches her as she walks away* Bring it on, Jess.

Jess: You know his other weakness is?
Sam: (ponders), uhm...just brunettes with nice a**es
Jess: Donuts and some nice slap on the face! DOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN!!!!!
(grips gun, chasing Flack across the cells)

*:guffaw::guffaw::guffaw:*

That part was what got me... Jess would so go Rambo on Don's ass! And I love the idea of a Don/Sam/Jess prank war fic... good luck with that Alex!

woooooohooooooo!!!!! so that's the bringing-down-the-door moment you mentioned before. finally it's the "fake script" version (kidding)
nicely done! You see, Donnie secretly looooooooooves a hot dare or a challenge, especially if Jess is calling it, or perhaps, being dominated by her (i can't say the word or i'll get a censorship warning here)

By the way, you guys write waaaayyyy better than me. I'm on the visuals kind. I'm so impressed. karu, i'm happy you liked the freakin' out Jessica part. Making her mad is soooooo...:drool:

 

[karu_mila]

just a copy? why he can buy the whole stack and cover his walls!!!!!!

:guffaw::guffaw:

*joins in :guffaw:* I think he would! By the time he covered his walls, the photos would being to look like wallpaper... hmm, you think Sam would blackmail him because of this? That would another be a crazy Flack siblings scenario!

I'm on the visuals kind.

Really? That could work to your advantage... what do you think of directing Don and Jess?
Me and Alex'll write the scenarios and you can boss them around and have them do whatever you want. *holds out director's cap* What do you say?

 

[kayfeb]

just a copy? why he can buy the whole stack and cover his walls!!!!!!

:guffaw::guffaw:

*joins in :guffaw:* I think he would! By the time he covered his walls, the photos would being to look like wallpaper... hmm, you think Sam would blackmail him because of this? That would another be a crazy Flack siblings scenario!

Jess would make a deal with Sam. Sam will be her mole. She'll be a good source for all her teasing with Flack. oh, no...poor Don...

okay, i'm out of ideas now. sorry.

 

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karu, have I mentioned that you're, like, my favorite person ever? *laughs* That's great.

Aw thanks! I'm not a great writer but I try my best... by the way, I really wanna see Jess challenge Don. I think I can picture it already...

*J and D stand outside suspect's locked door and J motions to move in*

D: Lemme get this one.

J: *raises eyebrow* You have way too much fun knocking down doors.

D: What can I say? There's something about the adrenaline rush. *looks at J* Why? Do you want a shot at it?

J: You catch on quickly. What do you day we make things interesting? If I knock down the door, I get to take you on.

D: *smirks* You do mean kicking my ass, right?

J: *rolls eyes*

D: Okay, you're on. On the count of three. One... two... three!

J: *knocks down door effortlessly and saunters in, looking at D over her shoulder* You still want me to kick your ass, Donnie?

D: *watches her as she walks away* Bring it on, Jess.

Jess: You know his other weakness is?
Sam: (ponders), uhm...just brunettes with nice a**es
Jess: Donuts and some nice slap on the face! DOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN!!!!!
(grips gun, chasing Flack across the cells)

*:guffaw::guffaw::guffaw:*

That part was what got me... Jess would so go Rambo on Don's ass! And I love the idea of a Don/Sam/Jess prank war fic... good luck with that Alex!

I love your scene, karu. Because it's just so... Argh! You seem like a CSI writer in disguise sometimes. *looks suspicious* Is they're something you aren't telling us?

Jess doesn't go Rambo. She goes Painkiller Jane. :lol:

And I can finally work on the prank-fic because I'm done my stupid summer reading essay. (And only a week before school! *laughs at procrastination*)

 

[kayfeb]

or any character that she played wielding a gun - except for "The Kat".
Angell ain't the sleazy kind.

yeah, karu. i'm impressed how much you know things around the CSI lives. you guys have much more time doing this stuff than i have. i envy you kids.

 

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i envy you kids.

Well, you shouldn't envy my first semester: 80 minutes of chemistry honors followed by 80 minutes of human biology honors.

I think I've taken my CSI obsession too far.

 

[kayfeb]

i envy you kids.

Well, you shouldn't envy my first semester: 80 minutes of chemistry honors followed by 80 minutes of human biology honors.

I think I've taken my CSI obsession too far.

not to scare you or anything, but that's just pretty much a start. i work from 10-12 hours non-stop, 7 days a week, including occassional sundays, and emergency calls (i.e. graphic artists on leave so have to finish other's job)

and yes, CSI is just one of my refuge. specifically in Angell's deep dimples & Flack's bright blues.

 

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Wow, so my CSI-stimulated science overload is nothing to you. Well, here's to more days off, kayfeb. :beer:

(*Ahem* Mine is orange cream soda. Wouldn't want to imply underage drinking. :lol