Favorite Movie qoutes

Napoleon Dynamite

Kid on Bus: What are you gonna do today, Napoleon?
Napoleon Dynamite: Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!

Napoleon Dynamite]: I spent like three hours doing shading the upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done.
Trisha: Yeah... it's really... neat.

Napoleon Dynamite: Grandma just called and said you're supposed to go home.
Uncle Rico: She didn't tell me anything.
Napoleon Dynamite: Too bad, she said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak.
Uncle Rico: I'm not goin' anywhere, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite: Get off my property!
Uncle Rico: It's a free country. I can do whatever I want.
Napoleon Dynamite: Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you.
Uncle Rico: Well then do it! Go on!
Napoleon Dynamite: Maybe I will, GOSH!
 
Some of my faves:

10 Things I Hate About You

Pat: Look like someone still has her panties in a twist.
Kat: Oh, don't you dare think for a minute you had any effect whatsoever on my panties.

Father: My car insurance does NOT cover PMS!!!!!
Kat: Tell them I had a seisure.

Kat: I promised myself that from that day on, I wouldn't do anythign just because everyone else was doing it. With the possible exception of Bogey's party and my stunning digestive pyrotechnics.

Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants

Tibby: Hey, it's Tibby. Here comes the beep. Hopefully you know what to do with it.

Carmen: Is it fair to bribe the driver to turn around and go back home?
Bridget: Oh yeah, with what money? Cause Tibby is the only one of us working this summer.
Tibby: Hey, hey, hey. I actually stacked my last shelf at Wallmans, thank you very much.
Lena: Congratulations!
Bridget: Does this mean there's gonna be a ceremonial burning of the smock?
Tibby: No, actually, Duncan took the smock, but I do have my nametag.
Bridget: Can we burn it?

Tibby: The magic is unsanitary!!!

Tibby: (to Bailey) Look, you seem like a nice girl... actually you seem like a real pain in the ass...

RENT - FAVOURITE FILM EVER!!!

Waitor: You always come here and never order a thing all night!
Mark: Not true!!! Just last week I had a tea!!!
Waitor: You couldn't pay!
Mark: Oh yeah...

Collins: Merry Christmas bitches!

Collins: (Line not used in final film) Happy Kwanzaa, crackers!

Mimi: I was moving towards... this warm, white light. And I swear... Angel was there. And she looked good. And she said, "Turn around girlfriend, and listen to that boy's song."

Maureen: There will always be women in rubber flirting with me!!!

Benny: How could I forget when we were roommates. You, me, Collins, and Maureen... How is the drama queen?
Mark: Good...
Benny: Still her production manager?
Mark: No.
Benny: Still dating her?
Mark: I was dumped.
Benny: She got a new man?
Mark: Not exactly.
Benny: What's his name?
Roger and Mark: Joanne.

Mark: Where'd you learn to tango?
Joanne: With the French Ambassador's daughter in her dorm room at Miss Porter's. And you?
Mark: With Nanette Himmelfarb. The Rabbi's daughter at the Scarsdale Jewish Community Center.

Mimi and Joanne: I'd be happy to die for a taste of what Angel had! Someone to llive for, unafraid to say (they turn to Roger and Maureen, respectivly) I love you!!!!

Mimi: (At Angel's funeral) It's right, that today's Halloween. It was her favorite holiday. I knew we'd hit it off the first time we met. There was, this skinhead that was harassing her. And she walked right up to him and said, "I'm more of a man than you'll ever be- and more of a woman than you'll ever get!"

Roger: You look familiar.
Mimi: Like your dead girlfriend?
Roger: Only when you smile, but I'm sure I've seen you somwhere else.
Mimi: Do you go to the Cat Scratch Club? That's where I work. I dance.
Roger: Yes! They used to tie you up.
Mimi: It's a living.
Roger: I didn't recognize you without the handcuffs.

Mark: Hey Collins! Try not to get your ass kicked this time!
Collins:(under his breath) Yeah, thanks. You little albino mother******....

Mimi: [on hands and knees to find her drugs] They say I have the best ass below 14th street. Is it true?
Roger: What?
Mimi: You're staring again.
Roger: Oh no. I mean... You do... Have a nice... I mean...
 
haha, I love Kevin G! NOw I wanna go watch Mean Girls.

Cheaper By The Dozen:

Tom: You soaked his underwear in meat? Funny...but wrong!
 
Batman Begins:

Mr. Fox : didn't you get the memo?

Napoleon Dynamite:
I see that you are drinking 1%, is it because you think you are fat, because you are not, you can drink a whole if you want to

A liger, it's pretty much my favorite animal, it's like a lion and a tiger mix, breed for its skill and magic

can you bring me my chapstick, my lips hurt real bad
 
spiderman:
"my gift is my curse"
-peter parker/spiderman

the great mouse detective:
"i love it when im nasty"
-rattigan

dude wheres my car
"dude wheres your car dude"
-chester
 
Okay I just saw a preview for Pirates 2 Dead Mans chest I dont think this is consider spoiler since the preview has been on tv several times but If I'm wrong I apologize

Elizabeth: *walking on to Jacks ship* Captain Sparrow
Jack: Elizabeth *He turns to his crew* Hide the Rum
 
that's in the movie! omg, i can't wait. i'm dying from jack-withdrawal.

i mean, i own the first one, but...i need a stronger fix.

sorry. go back to quoting movies now. i'll come back with some good ones later.

*sneaks out*
 
cant wait till july 7

back to the topic

the goofy movie:
goffy "c'mon maxy"
max "be right there you party animal you"
goffy grins

goofy "im going on a trip with my best friend"
max "oh donald duck"
max "no silly you"

bobby "it's pretty scumptious"

bobby "dance with her, groove with her"

booby "a little smokege owwwww"
 
Okay I got another Practical magic one I cant help it its my favorite Movie of ALL TIME (along with Pirates of course)

Sally: (talking to the Aunts after her husband dies) "YOU brought him into my life now you bring him back BRING HIM BACK *in tears crying and begging* PlEASE PLEASE PLEASE"
 
American Graffiti

Carol: Your car is uglier than I am! Oops, that didn't come out right...

Debbie: It only took me one night to realize if brains were dynamite you couldn't blow your nose.

Mr. Kroot: All right, Bolander, break that up. You know the rules. You and your girlfriend want to do that, go someplace else, huh?
Steve: Hey, Kroot! Why don't you go kiss a duck?
Mr. Kroot: What did you say?
Steve: I said, go kiss a duck, marblehead.
Mr. Kroot: OK, Bolander, you are suspended. Don't - don't even come in on Monday. You're out, you're out!
Steve: Hey, hey, Kroot. I graduated last semester. Remember?

Carol: Hey, is this what they call "copping a feel"?
John: What? No. N-O. Sheezus.
Carol: What's your name, anyway?
John: My name? Mud, if anyone sees you.

Bob: Hey, hey, hey, baby. What do you say?
Laurie: Don't say anything and we'll get along just fine.

Toad: Pardon me, sir, but I lost my I.D. in... in a flood and I'd like to get some Old Harper, hard stuff. Would you mind buying a bottle for me?
Bum at Liquor Store: Why certainly! I lost my wife, too - her name wasn't Idy, though, and it wasn't in a flood - but I know what ya ...
Toad: Thanks, here's enough for a pint.

Debbie: Maybe it's the goat killer and he'll get somebody and we'll see the whole thing.
Toad: I don't want to see the whole thing.
 
Happy Gilmore

[the audience is getting wild]
Shooter McGavin: Damn you people! Go back to your shanties.

Virginia: What's this about you breaking a rake and throwing it in the woods?
Happy Gilmore: I didn't *break* it, I was merely testing its durability, and I *placed* it in the woods cause it's made of wood and I thought he should be with his family.

Happy Gilmore: During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody.

Shooter McGavin: Just stay out of my way or you'll pay, listen to what I say.
Happy Gilmore: Hey, why don't I just got and eat some hay. I can lay by the bay, make things out of clay, I just may, what'd ya say?

Happy Gilmore: [a limo passes by] Whoa, must be Burt Reynolds or somethin'.

Chubbs: They never let me play on the pro tour.
Happy Gilmore: Oh I'm sorry Because your black?
Chubbs: HELL no. Damn alligator bit my hand off!
Happy Gilmore: OH MY GOD!

Shooter McGavin: I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
Happy Gilmore: [laughing] you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
Shooter McGavin: No... I...

Chubbs: It's all in the hips. It's all in the hips. It's all in the hips. It's all in the hips.
Happy Gilmore: Get off of me.
Chubbs: Just easing the tension, baby. Just easing the tension.
Happy Gilmore: Yeah, well ease it on someone else.

[Shooter McGavin has just hit the ball on Mr. Larson's foot]
Mr. Larson: That's two thus far, Shooter.
Shooter McGavin: Oh, you can count. Good for you.
Mr. Larson: And *you* can count, on *me*, waiting for *you* in the parking lot

Happy Gilmore: [after punching Bob Barker to the ground] You like THAT old man? You want a piece of ME?
Bob Barker: [shakes his head as he get up from the ground] I don't want a PIECE of you, I want the whole THING!
 
Legally Blonde (This is my favorite movie ever!)

Vivian: Nice costume.
Elle: You too. Except when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated.

Elle: Did you see him? He's probably still scratching his head.
Paulette: Yeah, which must be a nice vacation for his balls.

Emmett: I can't believe you just called me a butthead. I don't think anybody has called me a butthead since the 9th grade.
Elle: Maybe not to your face.

Elle: Bend and snap.

Elle: [to Emmett] So, if you don't know an answer they're just gonna kick you out.
Emmett: So you have Stromwell, huh?
Elle: Yes. Did she do that to you too?
Emmett: No, but she did make me cry once... not in class I waited until I got back to my room, but yeah she'll kick you right in the balls, or wherever.

Serena: Oh, look, there's Elle!
Serena: Elle, we came to see your trial and look! There's like a judge and everything... and jury people.
Margot: VOTE FOR ELLE!
The Honorable Marina R. Bickford: Ladies, take a seat!

One from Elf

Buddy: *Answers the phone* Buddy the elf,what's your favorite color?
 
from National Treasure
-Riley:When are we gonna get there? I'm hungry. This car smells weird.
-Shippen:How do a bunch of people with hand tools build all this?
Ben:The same way the built the pyramids, and the Great Wall of China.
Riley:Yeah... the aliens helped them.
-Riley:It's a big blue-ish green man... with a strange-looking goatee... I'm guessing that's significant.
-Ben:The preservation room. Enjoy. Go ahead. Do you know what the preservation room is for?
Riley:Delicious jams and jellies?

The Boondock Saints:
-Connor: [picking out weapons and gear] Do ya know what we need, man? Some rope.
Murphy: Absolutely. What are you, insane?
Connor: No I ain't. Charlie Bronson's always got rope.
Murphy: What?
Connor: Yeah. He's got a lot of rope strapped around him in the movies, and they always end up using it.
Murphy: You've lost it, haven't ya?
Connor: No, I'm serious.
Murphy: That's stupid. Name one thing you'd need a rope for.
Connor: You don't fuckin' know what you're gonna need it for. They just always need it.
Murphy: What's this 'they' shit? This isn't a movie.
Connor: Oh, right.
[picks up large knife out of Murphy's bag]
Connor: Is that right, Rambo?
Murphy: All right. Get your stupid fuckin' rope.
Connor: I'll get my stupid rope. I'll get it. There's a rope right there
-Murphy: So you're Chekov, huh? Well, this here's McCoy. Find a Spock, we got us an away team.
-Paul Smecker: You know, you Irish cops are perking up. That's two sound theories in one day, neither of which deal with abnormally sized men. Kind of makes me feel like Riverdancing.
-Murphy: That was way easier than I thought it would be.
Connor: Aye.
Murphy: On TV you always have that guy that jumps over the sofa...
Connor: And then you've got to shoot at him for ten fucking minutes.
-Murphy: We're sorta like 7-11. We're not always doin' business, but we're always open
-Detective Greenly: These guys are miles away by now, but if you want to beat your head against a wall, then here's what you're looking for: they're scared, like two little bunny rabbits. Anything in a uniform or flashing blue lights is gonna spook 'em, OK? So the only thing we can do is put a potato on a string and drag it through South Boston, "Thanks for coming out!"
[Murphy and Connor walk into the station and Smecker sees them]
Murphy: You'd probably have better luck with a beer.
Connor: Aye, you would.
 
Shrek 2

Puss-in-Boots: I hate Mondays.

Donkey: Oh, Shrek. Don't worry. Things just seem bad because it's dark and rainy and Fiona's father hired a sleazy hitman to whack you.

Donkey: I'm coming Elizabeth!
[passes out]

Captain of the Guards: Yep, that's catnip...
Puss-in-Boots: Um... that's... not mine...

[after drinking a beauty potion]
Donkey: I don't *feel* any different. Do I look any different?
Puss-in-Boots: You still look like an ass to me.

Shrek: Quick tell a lie!
Pinocchio: What should I say?
Donkey: Say something crazy... like you're wearing ladies underwear.
Pinocchio: Um, ok. I'm wearing ladies underwear.
[silence]
Shrek: Are you?
Pinocchio: I most certainly am not.
[nose extends] .
Donkey: It looks like you most certainly am are.
Pinocchio: I am not.
[nose extends]
Puss-in-Boots: What Kind?
Gingerbread Man: IT'S A THONG!

Gingerbread Man: It looks like we're up chocolate creek without a Popsicle stick!

Princess Fiona: Shrek?
Puss-in-Boots: For you, baby, I could be.

Shrek: Donkey, think of the saddest thing that's ever happened to you.
Donkey: Oh, man! Where do I begin? First there was the time the farmer traded me for some magic beans. I ain't never gotten over that. Then this fool went off and had a party, and they all starting trying to pin a tail on me. Then they all got drunk, and started hitting me with sticks, yelling "Piñata! Piñata!" What the hell is a piñata, anyway?
 
White Chicks

Latrell Spencer: White meat only.

Latrell Spencer: Once you go black, you gonna need a wheelchair.

Marcus Copeland: I don't see why I gotta go out with Buffy the White Girl Slayer.

Latrell Spencer: Easy white chocolate.

:lol: I love this film!
 
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