Delynn
CSI Level One
As to the following:
1. Eric shoots someone and never gets reprimanded.
Help! I don't remember this one. CRS is truly taking over my brain.
2. Eric loses his badge and never gets reprimanded.
This one I remember VERY well. :thumbsup: Still can't figure out how the hell he wasn't hauled in front of IAB and at the very least suspended. :wtf: That has got to be one of the most irresponsible things I've ever seen from a law enforcement officer.
3. Eric helps Horatio murder people in Brazil.
Eh, gotta take exception to this one. Eric had a scene that clearly indicated they went with the intent to extradite Riaz. And in the end when first Eric was fighting Riaz and then Horatio, Riaz had a knife. I chalk that one up to self-defense, although whether either or both should have gone to begin with is questionable.
4. Eric smuggles pot into the lab to give to his sister.
I don't remember him smuggling it INTO the lab. I remember him having the paper to roll the joints in his kit and Ryan and Calleigh seeing it. Then when Marisol was arrested (she called Horatio), Eric was caught in the lab with the pot - alone - before it was processed. And then miracles of miracles, a sufficient amount of the pot was determined to be bunk to get Marisol off the hook! I always believed that Eric tampered with the evidence and nothing has happened since to make me change my mind. (In this instance Horatio takes the hit for protecting Eric's sorry ass!) Eric's honesty isn't what I'd call above reproach. :shifty:
EDIT: So, with how I believe Eric tampered with the evidence, he may not have smuggle pot INTO the lab, but he would have had to smuggle it OUT of the lab. Anyway you look at it, he was smuggling pot!
5. Eric asks for his job back and gets it in 5 seconds.
With ya totally on this one! :thumbsup: EDIT: Too bad Ryan didn't have it so good. As I remember he was put through HELL trying to get his job back after being fired for gambling - while Eric walked for losing his badge that was later used to murder someone. Writers don't have any favorites on this show. Nope! :scream:
6. Eric gets shot (a couple times, IIRC) and is back on the job the next day.
Yep. And he's not the only one with amazing powers of recuperation. Let us not forget how many times Calleigh has been at death's door, and jumps up without missing a beat to resume her duties - having sex with Eric, of course!
Horatio - well he's just invincible. They've written him so he can't be hurt. So there isn't even a sense of drama with him anymore.
Please remember, this is Bizarro-Miami PD, where PCR DNA tests take 5 minutes (recall how fast they nailed Stetler), entry-level CSIs drive around in hummers (yeah right, see how the rank-ank file officers would treat that), and CSIs pull people from burning buildings even after the fire department arrives.
It's all done to advance the plot of a show that only has 22 weeks a year to tell their story. ANY PD official in an officer-involved shooting would be put on paid leave immediately, and for at least 3 months. That's half a season in Bizarro-Miami PD time.
Yeah. They do tend to play around with reality - a LOT! But it's really gotten out of control on Miami. I used to work for a law enforcement agency and there is no way this kind of fraternization, not to mention on-going incompetence and lack of professionalism, would be allowed.
I didn't mind when the show cut the reality short in the past, but it was limited, and the science complimented the plot. Now the science and the plot are second and third banana to the human interactions. Someone has allowed CSIM to become the drama queen out of the 3 shows. Mix in a little office romance (doesn't Ecklie strictly prohibit this in LV?), some outrageous plots, etc. etc.. Anything to make good use out of the flashy, glamorous background of Miami and this group of borderline unprofessional police officers. Frank excluded.
Thank god for Frank! He doesn't get anywhere near the credit he deserves for being the credible law enforcement element on the show. He's the real anchor.
"Drama queen out of the 3 shows." :guffaw: I like that. It's true. It's over the top drama all the time and it's usually Eric and Calleigh that are the drama queens and it's usually because Eric can't control himself and Calleigh's lost all sense of professionalism.
The ongoing emphasis on the EC romance is just another effort by CSIM writers to infuse less police and more T&A into the show. If I wanted that, I'd plug in my old VCR and get out the "old" Miami police show. You know, the one where Don Johnson works on a police salary, but can afford a huge wardrobe, a yacht, a Lambo and a pet crocodile? :guffaw:
Book 'em, Dan-O!
T&A is what they're TRYING to sell, but it ain't working cause of who they're using to sell it.
OMG, it's been forever since I've watched the old Miami Vice. Yeah, that one was pretty unbelievable, too. But I don't remember them trying too hard to sell it as believable.
The CSIs used to pride themselves on the realistic science and procedures and how they worked for and focused on the victims.
On Miami they couldn't even focus on one of their own, for pete's sake! :scream: When Ryan went missing Eric and Calleigh went home for a quick bang instead of looking for him. Oh yeah, that was a nice way to get Ryan's fans onboard with the nomance. Great thinking writers! :wtf:
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