Eric & Calleigh #18 -- The One True Path to Shirtless Delko

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Ok, so, truth is, I worked some on some original fiction instead of porn earlier this evening. But don't get mad, ok? After all, you want me to become a published writer so I can support both you AND the alcoholism you're going to drive me to with all your nagging, right? Right.

*Sigh* Fine. I'll work on it now. Man, ya'll are slave drivers around here. :p
 
Re: Eric & Calleigh #18 -- The One True Path to Shirtless De

That's better :)
If you finish the porn tonight, I might put out. Marriage is fun :lol:
 
Re: Eric & Calleigh #18 -- The One True Path to Shirtless De

Oh yes, marriage is a laugh a minute. Is it any wonder that I always find excuses to stay late at the office?

Tell me again why I write porn? You'd think it'd be easy, "Insert tab A into slot B" but noooooooooo. :rolleyes:
 
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Staying late at the 'office'? Don't lie to me, I know you're cheating on me with Carol!
It is surprisingly difficult, isn't it? So many adjectives and adverbs to come up with. It hardly seems worth the effort...yet somehow it always is :)

"Insert tab A into slot B"
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:lol: That reminds me of a line from "Grounded for Life"
 
Re: Eric & Calleigh #18 -- The One True Path to Shirtless De

*Sigh* Porn is good.

Anyhoodles, I'm participating in the Nielsen ratings survey this week. I'm not watching Miami on Monday. Donahue won't get my tv!
 
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Jiffyjazzy said:
Staying late at the 'office'? Don't lie to me, I know you're cheating on me with Carol!
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*Sigh* Yes dear. (Psst! Brandon! We're in the clear! She doesn't suspect!)

It is surprisingly difficult, isn't it? So many adjectives and adverbs to come up with. It hardly seems worth the effort...yet somehow it always is :)
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If it's so worth it, why don't you finish it for me, ok? :D

Yeah! Stick it to her, Brandon! W00t!
 
Re: Eric & Calleigh #18 -- The One True Path to Shirtless De

Well don't blow our cover now!

Yeah, I consider it to be my own little way of getting back at Miami for the loss of Speed, No E/C, Radioactive Lady, and this weird H storyline, among other things.
 
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Hey, I already contributed my porn for the year.
You know, if you were going to cheat on me with Brandon, the least you could do is bring him home so we could both share him. So inconsiderate :rolleyes:
 
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Jiffyjazzy said:
Hey, I already contributed my porn for the year.
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HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

Ok, new year, new porn, go!


You know, if you were going to cheat on me with Brandon, the least you could do is bring him home so we could both share him. So inconsiderate :rolleyes:
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Well, I wouldn't mind. Let's leave this up to Brandon. Brandon? ;)
 
Re: Eric & Calleigh #18 -- The One True Path to Shirtless De

There is no good way to answer that.

*Stays out of it*
*Reflects on crappy Miami storyline*
 
Re: Eric & Calleigh #18 -- The One True Path to Shirtless De

:lol:
Brandon's a wise man.
Okay, if it's a new year, then I get to get drunk...then maybe I'll write some porn :)
Soooo...why haven't Calleigh and Eric done it yet?
 
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Jiffyjazzy said:
Brandon's a wise man.
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*Snort*

Okay, if it's a new year, then I get to get drunk
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Ooh, good idea.

Ok, seriously? This porn is driving me batty! People, gimme ideas on how to get this thing going! I feel stuck at the beginning.
 
Re: Eric & Calleigh #18 -- The One True Path to Shirtless De

I don't know, I was wondering how you were going to pull that off myself...I think you can do it though. It could start out with the two of them teasing Eric or something...
 
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<----Is old too.
 
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