Painted_Shadow
Witness
Did I accidentally wander into the Television Without Pity forums? *checks site address* No? Huh. Well, I liked the episode, or at least the second half of it, when it got interesting.
Frankly, way back before I was obsessed, what drew me most to this show was Horatio's rapport with children. So I love it every single time.
(Okay, I will admit to giggling because I swear you could see his "Ooh! Helpless Child Radar!" pinging when he peeked around the corner and saw the kid by himself.)
But otherwise, I loved it. And the EMOTION! He practically spat at the kid's mother when he found out she put him up for collateral - "You make me sick." He doesn't lose his temper very often, you have to really push him over the edge for him to say something like that. Especially if you're a woman.
LOVED IT.
You know what else I loved? How Natalia was in this episode for all of...maybe 2 scenes...and then she vanished and did not reappear for the rest of the episode. THANK YOU. Anyone else ridiculously glad that Natalia wasn't part of the CSI-family-beach-stroll? Especially since she WAS part of the montage last year in "Prey"...
And I admit, it was kind of fun to see Calleigh get in Ryan's face. She seems...I dunno, so much more mature this year. Or perhaps it's just all that eyeshadow. Eh.
Things I Did Not Love So Much:
1. WHERE THE HELL ARE THEY GETTING ALL THESE EDITING TOYS? They must be confiscated immediately. The split screens are practically a joy compared to the infuriating "let's cut the screen in half, freeze the top and go to grayscale!" I was ripping out my hair by the end of it. That needs to go away and never come back.
2. Ryan! I want to love you, "babe," but you're making it really, really difficult. It is painful to watch you screw up again and again and again until you make Natalia look good by comparison.
3. I'm confused by this new version of Horatio, who is no longer threatening FBI agents with death, but rather...being polite and civil and asking for their help.
4. Once again: stop talking about international terrorists. I don't care what Caruso says, we are not doing CSI: Dubai. You want to leave Miami? How 'bout we fly back to New York and start giving up some more answers about that blood-on-his-hands storyline you so unceremoniously dropped the minute Marisol arrived?
Frankly, way back before I was obsessed, what drew me most to this show was Horatio's rapport with children. So I love it every single time.
(Okay, I will admit to giggling because I swear you could see his "Ooh! Helpless Child Radar!" pinging when he peeked around the corner and saw the kid by himself.)
But otherwise, I loved it. And the EMOTION! He practically spat at the kid's mother when he found out she put him up for collateral - "You make me sick." He doesn't lose his temper very often, you have to really push him over the edge for him to say something like that. Especially if you're a woman.
LOVED IT.
You know what else I loved? How Natalia was in this episode for all of...maybe 2 scenes...and then she vanished and did not reappear for the rest of the episode. THANK YOU. Anyone else ridiculously glad that Natalia wasn't part of the CSI-family-beach-stroll? Especially since she WAS part of the montage last year in "Prey"...
And I admit, it was kind of fun to see Calleigh get in Ryan's face. She seems...I dunno, so much more mature this year. Or perhaps it's just all that eyeshadow. Eh.
Things I Did Not Love So Much:
1. WHERE THE HELL ARE THEY GETTING ALL THESE EDITING TOYS? They must be confiscated immediately. The split screens are practically a joy compared to the infuriating "let's cut the screen in half, freeze the top and go to grayscale!" I was ripping out my hair by the end of it. That needs to go away and never come back.
2. Ryan! I want to love you, "babe," but you're making it really, really difficult. It is painful to watch you screw up again and again and again until you make Natalia look good by comparison.
3. I'm confused by this new version of Horatio, who is no longer threatening FBI agents with death, but rather...being polite and civil and asking for their help.
4. Once again: stop talking about international terrorists. I don't care what Caruso says, we are not doing CSI: Dubai. You want to leave Miami? How 'bout we fly back to New York and start giving up some more answers about that blood-on-his-hands storyline you so unceremoniously dropped the minute Marisol arrived?