Re: next episode: Payback ***SPOILERS INSIDE***
Oh Lord where do I begin?
SNOOZE FEST! Holy God! I wanted to switch channels half way through. I hope the writers aren't exactly thrilled with how they wrote this episode. The cases were predictable, I figured the entire thing out in 20 minutes, the music was horrible, the acting was horrendous, the cases were just lame and boring, too much talk not enough investigating, I mean...Who writes this stuff?? The highlight of the episode was seeing the pretty colors in the window where Horatio was standing.
Okay..big secret in the episode? There's a mole. Okay..yeah I knew that, like I knew almost everything else in the episode. We get it. There is a mole. It's snake lady and we know it. First of all, she defends herself like she did something wrong with the rape case and she didn't do anything wrong, she suddenly snaps at Tripp for only God knows why, and she's playing drop the soap with Delko. Just someone murder the character or something. *bang* Oops there goes my trigger finger again.
Case B was barely a case, it wrapped up in no time, there was no murder. The doctor barely gets a slap on the wrist because he's diseased? Okay his lisence would be gone by now.
How many Miami shots did we need in this episode? Oh yeah I know why they did it. They didn't have anything left to pull together on a napkin so they decided to flood the screen with pretty colors in hopes the fans are stupid enough to realize they ran out of story. Okay..the victim killed her rapist... WOW DID NOT SEE THAT ONE COMING. *rolls eyes*
This was by far the WORST and I mean WORST episode on TELEVISION on any show on the planet that I've seen. It wasn't even an OK episode! When I'm practically falling asleep, that tells you something. And what in the world happened to Horatio's famous one-liner before the start of the opening credits? Did they run out of film? Was it too expensive to have Horatio say something snazzy for 3 seconds?
I just want to hit myself over the head with a frying pan. Someone please lock the writers in a room by themselves with season 2 playing over and over and over again until they get an idea for an episode. Oh wait, they won't. They'll just steal episodes from previous episodes and then throw in some more pretty colors to make it seem different. Kill me. Kill me now. Worst episode I have ever seen. It's a waste of film. They need to throw that one in the incinerator and watch that baby burn.
WORST EPISODE EVER. If they [writers] ever do that again to my favorite show I'm going to rip off my arm and throw it at the tv. Hopefully my arm will hit the button on the front of the tv and I don't have to watch CSI:Miami as I bleed to death.