Dialogue You'll Never Hear On CSI-LV/MIA/NY

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  1. Rizzoli

    Rizzoli Lab Technician

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    "No, it definitely wasn't the Cuban guy this time" -Frank to Horatio

    "Sorry, Horatio, Megan wants her job back" -One of the Miami brass

    "Danny, since you recovered from being paralyzed so quickly, and your daughter has grown so quickly, we have come to the conclusion you are in fact Jesus" -Anybody on CSI:NY
     
  2. Court

    Court Prime Suspect

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    "Are we good here, H? I have a date tonight." - Frank.
     
  3. Elayne

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    Grissom's called in to consult. In his old office with DB, he looks around and says, "Sara told me you were growing mushrooms in here. Cool!"

    DB smiles and says, "Glad you like it. Some people think it's wierd."

    Grissom smiles. "Then they never saw my office. Say, did Nick tell you about the tarantula?"

    A pause, then DB slowly replies, "No, Nick did not 'tell me about the tarantula.' What about it?"
    (After all, Nick and Greg found Stevie, Grissom's old pet, but we never heard about Nick's little buddy again.)
     
  4. taylorgirl

    taylorgirl Lab Technician

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    ''I'm going home to sleep''-Mac

    or

    ''Party at my place''-Mac

    :D
     
  5. Axatullux

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    It's lunch break and Stella Bonasera is playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 in the lunchroom: "Oh come on! What the hell was that?!"

    Flack comes in and hears Stella yell "I got it! GAH!!! That F$#*(NG Claymore!!!" and shakes his head at Stella's childish rants as she plays Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.
     
  6. Crumbs

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    It's probably a little belated, but oh well:

    (Ray and Greg are attending to a four-nineteen on Industrial.)

    Ray: You know, this looks to be a one-man job. I'll process the screen and you can go back to the lab and wait for any samples I send your way.

    Greg: F*ck you. I have CSI 3 seniority, so I'll process the scene and you can go back to the lab and make me a sandwich, bitch.
     
  7. sharp52092

    sharp52092 Star Wars and CSI Fan Moderator

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    AMEN!! :thumbsup: What would I have given for Greg or any of them to tell him that "I got senority over you"
     
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    Ecklie: I'm making it a rule that CSIs can't go charging into suspects' homes with guns. We don't even have clearance to carry guns! We're not cops...or are we?

    Greg (to Sara): Hey, you know how you're married to Grissom? Well...when do you guys, you know, do it? In between flights back to Paris? Seriously, when do you guys have sex?

    Greg (to Nick): Hey, me and Hodges are heading to a strip club later. You want to join in on the Testosterone express or is it going to be a two-man journey tonight?

    Greg (to T.D.): Dude, seriously, my name is Sanders. There is no "u" so stop putting it there. Can't I get any respect? I'm a CSI-3, and I still can't do solo cases. When was the last time I had a solo? Three years ago?
     
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    Horatio: (puts sunglasses on and places hands on hips) I like trains.
    YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
     
  10. sharp52092

    sharp52092 Star Wars and CSI Fan Moderator

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    I hoped DB would put a stop to that, unfortunately nope :(

    WOOooo YES! YEAH on the solo!! :thumbsup:
     
  11. MacsGirlMel

    MacsGirlMel Mac's Personal Assistant

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    DB:Oooooh, pretty lights...
    Brass(to one of the CSIs): I told you those 'shrooms weren't medicinal.

    BTW AFIS, Gris was in Peru last we heard. It still works though LOL
     
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    Ryan: (dressed as a banana,singing loudly) I'M A BANANA! I'M A BANANA! I'M A BANANA! LOOK AT ME MOVE!
     
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    Mac: I'm going to get laid tonight

    Grissom: I hate bugs

    Horatio: I'v lost my sunglasses :(
     
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    [Insert Miami character here]: Does anyone know where the heck Valera went? I haven't seen her in over a year!
     
  15. sharp52092

    sharp52092 Star Wars and CSI Fan Moderator

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    That could work with LV too with Sofia, past lab techs, and detectives
     

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