GreatTyrant
Dead on Arrival
Re: Debate/Dislike a Ship Thread -- CSI:Crime Scene Investigation, Par
Revitalize. Really?...Um...ok...
Yes, people have all sorts of relationships...but the glaring insult I've never been able to buy about GSR is that although all the rigamarole that watchers of the show have been expected to buy about it over the years not only did it never make sense, but it was lapped up by fans of that particular ship regardless of how silly, inconsistant and intellectually insulting the storyline became with such enthusiasm simply because TPTB were writing in such a way as to fullfill the ship...
It's as if GSR fans wear blinders and as long as anything about the ship becomes canon they are prepared to swallow any and all of the pablum TPTB offer as long as the explanation and end result furthers the penultimate goal of making the ship MORE canon...
Persuing the GSR storyline ruined CSI...
If TPTB came back and wrote that all this time Griss and Sara had 6 kids, yet we never saw a pregnancy, GSRs would find a plausible scenario in which Sara must've had in-vitro during her "break to revitalize", delivered the sextuplet babies as a hollogram, had a tummy tuck, breastfed the babies for a year, negotiated with a Moche nanny to care for them indefinitely so they could grow up in a culturally diverse setting near thier father and returned to Las Vegas, none the worse for wear...And the GSR fans could sleep at night because it's all "canon"...Doh!...
GSR has always reminded me of the scene in Funny Girl where Ziegfeld pulls rank and Streisand says, "OK, you win...You don't win fair, but you win."...LOL
Regardless of whatever misgivings or well-plotted rebuttal a non-GSR has about the ship, GSRs can always end the argument by saying, "Yes, that may be true but the ship is still canon."...
Makes my teeth gnash...
GT
Revitalize. Really?...Um...ok...
Yes, people have all sorts of relationships...but the glaring insult I've never been able to buy about GSR is that although all the rigamarole that watchers of the show have been expected to buy about it over the years not only did it never make sense, but it was lapped up by fans of that particular ship regardless of how silly, inconsistant and intellectually insulting the storyline became with such enthusiasm simply because TPTB were writing in such a way as to fullfill the ship...
It's as if GSR fans wear blinders and as long as anything about the ship becomes canon they are prepared to swallow any and all of the pablum TPTB offer as long as the explanation and end result furthers the penultimate goal of making the ship MORE canon...
Persuing the GSR storyline ruined CSI...
If TPTB came back and wrote that all this time Griss and Sara had 6 kids, yet we never saw a pregnancy, GSRs would find a plausible scenario in which Sara must've had in-vitro during her "break to revitalize", delivered the sextuplet babies as a hollogram, had a tummy tuck, breastfed the babies for a year, negotiated with a Moche nanny to care for them indefinitely so they could grow up in a culturally diverse setting near thier father and returned to Las Vegas, none the worse for wear...And the GSR fans could sleep at night because it's all "canon"...Doh!...
GSR has always reminded me of the scene in Funny Girl where Ziegfeld pulls rank and Streisand says, "OK, you win...You don't win fair, but you win."...LOL
Regardless of whatever misgivings or well-plotted rebuttal a non-GSR has about the ship, GSRs can always end the argument by saying, "Yes, that may be true but the ship is still canon."...
Makes my teeth gnash...
GT
Last edited: