Last year when CSI: Miami was shooting end-of-season episodes in Miami, the big hush-hush plot twist was that Caruso's on-screen wife was about to get killed by a sniper. Caruso didn't give away any secrets quite as grand as that, but he did reveal that a surprising love triangle is about to erupt on CSI: Miami.
''It doesn't involve me,'' he says. ``It's two of the principal characters and somebody who's a regular. It's -- hey, am I supposed to be telling you this?''
Evidently not, since the show's publicists began shrieking and tearing their hair when asked about the triangle. But Adam Rodriguez, who plays forensic technician Eric Delko, offered another clue when he was asked if there's anything he's always wanted to do on the show. ''I never get to kiss enough beautiful girls,'' he said, then smiled contentedly in a way that suggested his complaint should have been phrased in the past tense.
Emily Procter, who plays CSI: Miami's slinky blonde ballistics expert Calleigh Duquesne, was suspiciously unavailable for comment. But that still leaves us the third corner of the triangle to figure out.