Oh but there is much more to the Delko situation. Muaha. Teehee.
More to come soon.
Here it is.
Every Story Has It's Beginning
[Speed/Katie's house]
Katie: *sits on couch*
Speed: *sits on couch*
Katie: Hey you have blood on your shirt.
Speed: Yeah I know.
Katie: I hope Eric is okay.
Speed: He's in good hands.
Katie: So um...We had a little...Thing in that waiting room there.
Speed: A thing?
Katie: When I was cleaning off your hand.
Speed: Well the last time I checked we were in love.
Katie: I can't believe you can still make me blush.
Speed: I am a man of many talents.
Katie: *holds Speed's hand* Yes you are. Hey let's watch tv.
Speed: What do you want to watch?
Katie: I don't know.
Speed: *sigh* Alright. *grabs remote*
Katie: No I don't want to watch that show.
Speed: Why not?
Katie: It's a horror movie.
Speed: So?
Katie: So it's scary.
Speed: Fine. How about this channel?
Katie: The cooking channel? That's like watchng tar run down a hill.
Speed: How about this one?
Katie: That's cartoons.
Speed: ...Yeah I know that. I have eyes too.
Katie: It's stupid. I want to raise my IQ.
Speed: Fine, how about this one?
Katie: The discovery channel? Ew.
Speed: Well you wanted your IQ raised.
Katie: No, people watch this when they already have their IQ raised.
Speed: How about this channel?
Katie: Um...Tim...That's porn.
Speed: So it is.
Katie: *slaps Speed*
Speed: Well I wasn't watching it. *flips channel*
Katie: Yes you were.
Speed: No I wasn't.
Katie: Yes you were.
Speed: No I wasn't.
Katie: I was.
Speed: No I...What? Why?
Katie: My eyes were stuck to the screen and you were taking forever to change the channel.
Speed: I was not taking forever.
Katie: Yes you were. It was like five seconds.
Speed: Yeah that's five seconds, not forever.
Katie: It was a very long five seconds. Why are we watching the news?
Speed: Because it's the news channel.
Katie: It's boring.
Speed: Yeah it's what grownups watch.
Katie: *frowns*
Speed: But don't worry because we're not grownups.
Katie: Nice save.
Speed: I was going to interject it in there somewhere.
Katie: *slaps Speed*
Speed: Ow.
Katie: This is boring. Go back to the porn channel.
Speed: It's not a porn channel. That was a movie and why?
Katie: It's something to watch.
Speed: *sigh* Fine. *flips back*
Katie: Wow they're still going at it? It's been like five minutes.
Speed: It's a movie.
Katie: ...Hey I've done that.
Speed: Don't flatter yourself.
Katie: HEY. I'm awesome.
Speed: Sure you are.
Katie: Are you not even watching this? You'll learn a few things.
Speed: I'm watching the floor.
Katie: Why?
Speed: Because I don't want to watch this.
Katie: Why didn't you just say something?
Speed: You'd slap me again.
Katie: The queen of the spider people commands you to watch.
Speed: I don't see her anywhere.
Katie: She's out having a few beers.
Speed: I thought so.
Katie: ...Wow they are STILL going at it.
Speed: Good for them.
Katie: Are you still watching the floor?
Speed: Yeah.
Katie: Fine just change the channel.
Speed: *flips channel*
Katie: This is the food channel again.
Speed: Yeah and now you get to watch something you don't want to watch for a while.
Katie: Fine.
[10 minutes later]
Katie: I want cake.
Speed: Is that because you just saw them make a cake?
Katie: ....No.
Speed: Liar.
Katie: Hey let's have some margaritas.
Speed: It's midnight. We're not having margaritas.
Katie: But they look so good on the tv.
Speed: Thats because it's tv. They're supposed to look good.
Katie: Why can't we have an oven that big?
Speed: None of us cook.
Katie: You cook.
Speed: Not very well.
Katie: You make great chocolate chip pancakes.
Speed: Gee I love it when you talk dirty.
Katie: *slaps Speed*
Speed: Ow.
Katie: OH! I WANT THAT! *points at screen*
Speed: Marble countertops?
Katie: No the thing that's on them.
Speed: Knives?
Katie: They look shiny.
Speed: I'm not sure I want to buy you knives.
Katie: Hey look a music informercial.
Speed: I hate those.
Katie: Ooooh love songs.
Speed: Good lord.
Katie: Hey I liked the classic rock ones. And I liked the country music ones. I didn't know they had a love songs collection.
Speed: Well you do now.
Katie: Pass me the phone.
Speed: You're not buying the love songs colletion.
Katie: I wasn't going to. I was going to buy...A pizza.
Speed: At midnight.
Katie: Why not?
Speed: They're not open.
Katie: We should open up a midnight pizza place.
Speed: So crazy people like you can order pizza?
Katie: Exactly. And I'm not crazy.
Speed: Whatever you say.
Katie: Aww that's so cute. Look at that couple by that fireplace.
Speed: Their cotton sweaters are going to catch fire.
Katie: Why can't we ever do that?
Speed: Because I don't own a cotton sweater.
Katie: No, have a romantic evening.
Speed: We don't need one.
Katie: Why not?
Speed: Because we don't.
Katie: You never do anything romantic.
Speed: Sure I do.
Katie: Name one thing.
Speed: ...
Katie: HA.
Speed: Well what do you want me to do? Whisper sweet nothings in your ear?
Katie: I don't even know what sweet nothings are.
Speed: *rolls eyes*
Katie: OH! A massage!
Speed: ...I don't think so.
Katie: That's romantic right?
Speed: It's more of a chore.
Katie: Well you think of something better.
Speed: How about going to sleep because Tim's tired.
Katie: That's a terrible idea.
Speed: *closes eyes* Goodnight.
Katie: Hey. That's not fair.
Speed: Too bad.
Katie: Seriously, wake up.
Speed: No.
Katie: You're awake. You're still talking. Fine. *lays on Speed's chest*
Speed: *opens eyes* ...
Katie: Are you awake?
Speed: Why would you say that?
Katie: You just kind of...Stopped breathing.
Speed: Maybe I died.
Katie: Very funny. *sits up* Hey let's do something fun.
Speed: ...Like what?
Katie: I don't know...Knock on people's doors and then run away.
Speed: That's illegal.
Katie: And that's why it's fun.
Speed: No.
Katie: Let's play hide and seek.
Speed: Okay go hide. I'll stay here.
Katie: *slaps Speed*
Speed: OW.
Katie: Don't you even like me anymore?
Speed: Why?
Katie: Well you're being mean.
Speed: I'm not being mean. I'm being tired.
Katie: Well get un-tired.
Speed: Give me about 8 to 10 hours and we're set.
Katie: Tim...
Speed: *sigh*
Katie: Didn't you want a baby?
Speed: Is that an offer?
Katie: No but you wanted one right?
Speed: Yeah.
Katie: Why?
Speed: Why not?
Katie: Because it's a big responsibility.
Speed: I'm aware of that.
Katie: I thought we were going to wait a while.
Speed: If you want to wait then that's fine.
Katie: Well I do want to wait. I'm just not ready for all of that...Again.
Speed: Fair enough.
Katie: ...Do we have any chocolate sauce?
Speed: *lifts brow* I don't think so.
Katie: Dang. I wanted cake.
Speed: *turns off tv* Okay that infomercial is going to rot my brain.
Katie: I want cake. *gets up*
Speed: *Pulls Katie back onto couch* No.
Katie: Well hey now...I'm on your lap.
Speed: Fall properly next time.
Katie: Maybe I meant to fall this way.
Speed: Sure you did.
Katie: Maybe we should get this shirt with Eric's blood all over it, off of you.
Speed: *smirks*
TBC........
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