CSI:Miami Road Trip- We've Travelled a Long Way
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speedmonkey2
Head of the Graveyard Shift
A bundle of suprises heck yes! Teehee
Speed: Calleigh, I've uh..I've done this before.
Calleigh: Oh I know, it's just that...Well you're more of a thinker, not a...Do-er.
Teehee, INVASION, BLOOD MOON, DISPO DAY! Heck yes! lol. And awww teehee I'm so mean to Boa Vista! lol. But hey Speedy agreed! So its not ALL my fault. lol. BUt oh man that was like the best thing to come back to! It cheered me up! And awww the whole Riley mentioner there was cute. And that interrogation with Stetler and Calleigh. Hilarious! And I know i'm forgetting a bunch load of stuff but...oh well. lol. Great updates! Can't wiat for more!
Speed: Calleigh, I've uh..I've done this before.
Calleigh: Oh I know, it's just that...Well you're more of a thinker, not a...Do-er.
Teehee, INVASION, BLOOD MOON, DISPO DAY! Heck yes! lol. And awww teehee I'm so mean to Boa Vista! lol. But hey Speedy agreed! So its not ALL my fault. lol. BUt oh man that was like the best thing to come back to! It cheered me up! And awww the whole Riley mentioner there was cute. And that interrogation with Stetler and Calleigh. Hilarious! And I know i'm forgetting a bunch load of stuff but...oh well. lol. Great updates! Can't wiat for more!
:lol: *sigh* Don't you all love it here?
Firebringer
[Miami lab]
Calleigh: Hey Horatio, I just got finished with Stetler. What was he smoking?
Horatio: Hopefully something legal.
Calleigh: *smiles* I knew you'd say that.
Horatio: I want to go to the prison where mister Wolfe was being held. Care to come with?
Calleigh: I'd love to.
Horatio: Alrighty.
[Trace lab]
Katie: *walks in* Hey.
Speed: Hey.
Katie: You didn't talk much last night.
Speed: Yeah that happens when I'm asleep. Darn brain shutting off for 8 hours.
Katie: You know what I mean. You barely said two words when you got upstairs. It's not like you to just...Do that.
Speed: Do what? Sleep?
Katie: Is the case still bothering you?
Speed: No.
Katie: I think it is.
Speed: So you're going to crawl around in my head now? Great well if I knew you were psychic I wouldn't have married you.
Katie: *frowns* What's that supposed to mean?
Speed: Nothing. Forget it.
Katie: Obviously it was something.
Speed: I don't want to fight with you.
Katie: Why?
Speed: ...You want a fight?
Katie: No but...No.
Speed: Can I please finish this paperwork sweetheart?
Katie: *tilts head* Huh?
Speed: ...What?
Katie: Uh...Wh-what do you mean what? You just gave me a loving nickname...At work. For no reason.
Speed: Well gee maybe it's because I love you. Wow what a surprise. Go tell the mayor.
Katie: Did you fall down a flight of stairs and lose your memory again?
Speed: No.
Katie: You're not even raising your voice and we're fighting.
Speed: We're not fighting.
Katie: Okay I'M fighting. It's much more fun and slightly more productive if there's more than one person doing this.
Speed: *laughs*
Katie: ....Huh?
Speed: That's cute.
Katie: Okay where's Tim Speedle and what did you do with the body?
Speed: I really need to get this paperwork done.
Katie: *grabs folders* Are you even paying attention?
Speed: Yes.
Katie: Then what did I just say?
Speed: You asked if I was even paying attention.
Katie: Oh my God you listened? Did a gay guy die in there? *knocks on Speed's head*
Speed: *grabs Katie's hand* Please stop that.
Katie: Wow...My hand didn't even bruise this time.
Speed: Give me the folders.
Katie: No.
Speed: Give them.
Katie: You're going to have to come get them.
Speed: I don't have time for this.
Katie: Oh you'll have plenty of time for that.
Speed: Oh and let me guess, next time I'll need something with doors? *stands* Give me the folders.
Katie: Come get 'em.
Speed: *sigh* Fine. You can have the folders.
Katie: You're giving up? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! Is the stubble seeping into your brain?
Speed: Actually if you were even paying attention, I shaved this morning. I have a polygraph test to get to and I needed to finish up that paperwork before I get grilled by IAB.
Katie: Do you even own aftershave?
Speed: The folders. Now.
Katie: You are wearing a dress shirt right?
Speed: No I thought I'd wear a bright pink tank top and a tutu.
Katie: That's not funny.
Speed: I have to go. May I please have the folders?
Katie: What do I get in return?
Speed: Delko Time.
Katie: Ha. Ha.
Speed: *grabs folders* I'll see you later.
Katie: What no goodbye kiss?
Speed: *smirks* Now if I did that, I won't want to leave.
Katie: Funny. Now what's the real reason?
Speed: That is the real reason. *leaves*
Katie: ...Did I just travel into some sort of twisted time dimension?
TBC........
Firebringer
[Miami lab]
Calleigh: Hey Horatio, I just got finished with Stetler. What was he smoking?
Horatio: Hopefully something legal.
Calleigh: *smiles* I knew you'd say that.
Horatio: I want to go to the prison where mister Wolfe was being held. Care to come with?
Calleigh: I'd love to.
Horatio: Alrighty.
[Trace lab]
Katie: *walks in* Hey.
Speed: Hey.
Katie: You didn't talk much last night.
Speed: Yeah that happens when I'm asleep. Darn brain shutting off for 8 hours.
Katie: You know what I mean. You barely said two words when you got upstairs. It's not like you to just...Do that.
Speed: Do what? Sleep?
Katie: Is the case still bothering you?
Speed: No.
Katie: I think it is.
Speed: So you're going to crawl around in my head now? Great well if I knew you were psychic I wouldn't have married you.
Katie: *frowns* What's that supposed to mean?
Speed: Nothing. Forget it.
Katie: Obviously it was something.
Speed: I don't want to fight with you.
Katie: Why?
Speed: ...You want a fight?
Katie: No but...No.
Speed: Can I please finish this paperwork sweetheart?
Katie: *tilts head* Huh?
Speed: ...What?
Katie: Uh...Wh-what do you mean what? You just gave me a loving nickname...At work. For no reason.
Speed: Well gee maybe it's because I love you. Wow what a surprise. Go tell the mayor.
Katie: Did you fall down a flight of stairs and lose your memory again?
Speed: No.
Katie: You're not even raising your voice and we're fighting.
Speed: We're not fighting.
Katie: Okay I'M fighting. It's much more fun and slightly more productive if there's more than one person doing this.
Speed: *laughs*
Katie: ....Huh?
Speed: That's cute.
Katie: Okay where's Tim Speedle and what did you do with the body?
Speed: I really need to get this paperwork done.
Katie: *grabs folders* Are you even paying attention?
Speed: Yes.
Katie: Then what did I just say?
Speed: You asked if I was even paying attention.
Katie: Oh my God you listened? Did a gay guy die in there? *knocks on Speed's head*
Speed: *grabs Katie's hand* Please stop that.
Katie: Wow...My hand didn't even bruise this time.
Speed: Give me the folders.
Katie: No.
Speed: Give them.
Katie: You're going to have to come get them.
Speed: I don't have time for this.
Katie: Oh you'll have plenty of time for that.
Speed: Oh and let me guess, next time I'll need something with doors? *stands* Give me the folders.
Katie: Come get 'em.
Speed: *sigh* Fine. You can have the folders.
Katie: You're giving up? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! Is the stubble seeping into your brain?
Speed: Actually if you were even paying attention, I shaved this morning. I have a polygraph test to get to and I needed to finish up that paperwork before I get grilled by IAB.
Katie: Do you even own aftershave?
Speed: The folders. Now.
Katie: You are wearing a dress shirt right?
Speed: No I thought I'd wear a bright pink tank top and a tutu.
Katie: That's not funny.
Speed: I have to go. May I please have the folders?
Katie: What do I get in return?
Speed: Delko Time.
Katie: Ha. Ha.
Speed: *grabs folders* I'll see you later.
Katie: What no goodbye kiss?
Speed: *smirks* Now if I did that, I won't want to leave.
Katie: Funny. Now what's the real reason?
Speed: That is the real reason. *leaves*
Katie: ...Did I just travel into some sort of twisted time dimension?
TBC........
speedmonkey2
Head of the Graveyard Shift
Twisted time deminsion, is the stubble seeping into your brain. Aww man I crack myself up. lol. Great update. And aww he wouldn't want to leave. Well if I was in a room with Rory Cochrane I wouldn't want to leave either.....granted I'd probably just pass out and then wouldn't be able to leave. But anyways great update and Ic an't wait for more! *gasp* Speedy shaved! That's a sin! Seriously its not a portrait! lol.
:lol: You crack me up. Now this is why this story is a sucess. 
Well...I wouldn't call it a success. How about...An alternative to season 4? I like that better.
You Know I Love You. I Loved You All Along
[Stetler's office]
Stetler: Okay. Here we go. Are you the mole?
Speed: No.
Stetler: Do you know who the mole is?
Speed: No.
Stetler: Three plus three.
Speed: Six.
Stetler: HA! It's NINE!
Speed: ...It's six.
Stetler: ..So it is. Well you're free to go.
Speed: Thank you. *leaves*
[Hall]
Katie: Whoa, YOU there without the stubble! Hold up.
Speed: *stops walking* What?
Katie: Done so quick?
Speed: I outsmarted Stetler.
Katie: Well that's not exactly hard to do.
Speed: *smirks*
Katie: Okay first of all, I know that look. Secondly, we're in a public place and what has gotten into you?
Speed: Nothing.
Katie: Did you accidentally rub your face with viagra instead of shaving cream?
Speed: *grabs Katie* Come on.
Katie: Where are we going?
Speed: Ballistics.
Katie: Why are we going to ballistics?
Speed: I want to get a better look at something.
Katie: Should I even ask?
Speed: It's evidence.
Katie: What kind of evidence?
Speed: Ballistic evidence.
Katie: Are you working on some case that I don't know about?
[Ballistics]
Speed: No.
Katie: So why are we here then?
Speed: *pushes Katie against wall*
Katie: WOW! That...Did not hurt at all.
Speed: *whispers* That's because I'm not trying to hurt you.
Katie: Uh...Haha...We didn't travel back in time to Africa did we?
Speed: No. This time you're completely relaxed.
Katie: Uh...Wow well I am NOW.
Speed: Good girl. *kisses Katie's cheek*
Katie: ...Wow.
Delko: *walks in, looking down at folder* Hey Calleigh said you'd be somewhere around here.
Speed: *moves away* Yeah I just got finished talking to Stetler.
Delko: *looks up* ...Wow what's wrong with Katie? She looks all flushed and...Shocked.
Speed: She's fine. Right?
Katie: ..*mumbles* Uh huh...
Delko: Good because Horatio and Calleigh left for the prison and I'm stuck here with lab records.
Speed: Visitor logs?
Delko: Yup. Hopefully I can smoke out our mole.
Katie: *slides down the wall* Ha...Haha....Ha.
Delko: Why is she on the floor? Are you okay?
Katie: *makes 'ok' signal* Peachy.
Speed: Looks like her legs gave out or something.
Katie: *points* That, is an understatement.
Delko: So are you going to help me with these records?
Speed: Sure.
Delko: Katie are you going to help?
Katie: I...Wait until my heart slows down.
Delko: *laughs* What did you do to her man?
Speed: Nothing. Maybe the heat is getting to her.
Delko: Well whatever it is, we need her eyes so she should get up.
Katie: I'm...I....I'm.....*sigh*
Speed: Maybe we should...Give her some time.
Delko: Good idea. I'll bring these records into the layout room.
Speed: I'll meet you there.
Delko: Alright. *leaves*
Speed: *looks down* Are you getting up today?
Katie: What did you just do to me?
Speed: Whatever do you mean?
Katie: Don't patronize me.
Speed: *reaches out hand* Come on, we have to get to the layout room.
Katie: Oh no. I'm not touching you. I'll probably pass out.
Speed: Suit yourself. I'll be in the layout room. *leaves*
Katie: ...*sigh*
TBC........
Well...I wouldn't call it a success. How about...An alternative to season 4? I like that better.You Know I Love You. I Loved You All Along
[Stetler's office]
Stetler: Okay. Here we go. Are you the mole?
Speed: No.
Stetler: Do you know who the mole is?
Speed: No.
Stetler: Three plus three.
Speed: Six.
Stetler: HA! It's NINE!
Speed: ...It's six.
Stetler: ..So it is. Well you're free to go.
Speed: Thank you. *leaves*
[Hall]
Katie: Whoa, YOU there without the stubble! Hold up.
Speed: *stops walking* What?
Katie: Done so quick?
Speed: I outsmarted Stetler.
Katie: Well that's not exactly hard to do.
Speed: *smirks*
Katie: Okay first of all, I know that look. Secondly, we're in a public place and what has gotten into you?
Speed: Nothing.
Katie: Did you accidentally rub your face with viagra instead of shaving cream?
Speed: *grabs Katie* Come on.
Katie: Where are we going?
Speed: Ballistics.
Katie: Why are we going to ballistics?
Speed: I want to get a better look at something.
Katie: Should I even ask?
Speed: It's evidence.
Katie: What kind of evidence?
Speed: Ballistic evidence.
Katie: Are you working on some case that I don't know about?
[Ballistics]
Speed: No.
Katie: So why are we here then?
Speed: *pushes Katie against wall*
Katie: WOW! That...Did not hurt at all.
Speed: *whispers* That's because I'm not trying to hurt you.
Katie: Uh...Haha...We didn't travel back in time to Africa did we?
Speed: No. This time you're completely relaxed.
Katie: Uh...Wow well I am NOW.
Speed: Good girl. *kisses Katie's cheek*
Katie: ...Wow.
Delko: *walks in, looking down at folder* Hey Calleigh said you'd be somewhere around here.
Speed: *moves away* Yeah I just got finished talking to Stetler.
Delko: *looks up* ...Wow what's wrong with Katie? She looks all flushed and...Shocked.
Speed: She's fine. Right?
Katie: ..*mumbles* Uh huh...
Delko: Good because Horatio and Calleigh left for the prison and I'm stuck here with lab records.
Speed: Visitor logs?
Delko: Yup. Hopefully I can smoke out our mole.
Katie: *slides down the wall* Ha...Haha....Ha.
Delko: Why is she on the floor? Are you okay?
Katie: *makes 'ok' signal* Peachy.
Speed: Looks like her legs gave out or something.
Katie: *points* That, is an understatement.
Delko: So are you going to help me with these records?
Speed: Sure.
Delko: Katie are you going to help?
Katie: I...Wait until my heart slows down.
Delko: *laughs* What did you do to her man?
Speed: Nothing. Maybe the heat is getting to her.
Delko: Well whatever it is, we need her eyes so she should get up.
Katie: I'm...I....I'm.....*sigh*
Speed: Maybe we should...Give her some time.
Delko: Good idea. I'll bring these records into the layout room.
Speed: I'll meet you there.
Delko: Alright. *leaves*
Speed: *looks down* Are you getting up today?
Katie: What did you just do to me?
Speed: Whatever do you mean?
Katie: Don't patronize me.
Speed: *reaches out hand* Come on, we have to get to the layout room.
Katie: Oh no. I'm not touching you. I'll probably pass out.
Speed: Suit yourself. I'll be in the layout room. *leaves*
Katie: ...*sigh*
TBC........
speedmonkey2
Head of the Graveyard Shift
Katie: Did you accidentally rub your face with viagra instead of shaving cream?
HAHA oh man. I laughed so hard I seriously think I busted a rib. And I'm still laughing. And thanks a lot Mr. Delktorsky for ruining the moment! lol. Great update...Teehee.....Teehee...ok I'm good. And seriously...what is it with Sprite theses days. lol. Update soon please!
HAHA oh man. I laughed so hard I seriously think I busted a rib. And I'm still laughing. And thanks a lot Mr. Delktorsky for ruining the moment! lol. Great update...Teehee.....Teehee...ok I'm good. And seriously...what is it with Sprite theses days. lol. Update soon please!
:lol: God bless Sprite. And Pepsi..And..PANAGO!
I'm Alive, Shattered Death
[Layout room]
Katie: *sits* Okay...So where were we?
Speed: We were looking through these visitor logs.
Katie: What's a visitor log? OH YEAH. Those.
Delko: Is she okay?
Katie: *sigh* I wanna go to Africa.
Speed: *smirks*
Katie: NO DON'T!
Speed: What?
Katie: Are you TRYING to give me a heart attack?
Speed: Oh there will be plenty of time for that later.
Katie: Huh?
Delko: Okay so on page two there's Calleigh's dad. I'm pretty sure he's not the mole.
Katie: Describe this...Later business.
Speed: Pay attention.
Katie: I am paying attention.
Speed: Pay MORE attention.
Katie: Alright fine. We're finished that game. I get it.
Speed: *moves closer* Are we?
Katie: Uh...*swallows* Uh...*elbow slips* AH! Ow.
Delko: Page three has no one. How did someone completely skip a page?
Katie: Okay Tim...I'm wearing a skirt and your hand is on my leg. OH LORD! HOLY SAINT POPSICLE STICKS BATMAN!
Speed: *whispers* You like that? *smiles*
Delko: Hmm..Paula's writing is almost perfect. She even crosses her sevens.
Katie: OH GOD.
Delko: Well yeah, God's perfect too.
Katie: *grabs Speed's shoulder* HOLY...HELL...
Delko: You know if you look at all the visitors, they're pretty much just a bunch of delivery men. Who orders so many packages of chocolate?
Speed: Did you say chocolate?
Delko: Yeah.
Speed: How many deliveries?
Delko: A few dozen.
Speed: Don't you think that's something to look into?
Delko: Probably.
Speed: Well let's go.
Delko: Sounds like a plan.
Speed: *stands up* Are you going to be okay here?
Katie: *blank stare* ...Oh...My....God....*falls off of chair*
Delko: Ouch.
Speed: Are you okay?
Katie: I...You....I....Oh lord...
Delko: HEY A QUARTER! *runs away*
Speed: Eric, that's not a quarter! That was an ant! Geez. *walks away*
TBC.........
I'm Alive, Shattered Death
[Layout room]
Katie: *sits* Okay...So where were we?
Speed: We were looking through these visitor logs.
Katie: What's a visitor log? OH YEAH. Those.
Delko: Is she okay?
Katie: *sigh* I wanna go to Africa.
Speed: *smirks*
Katie: NO DON'T!
Speed: What?
Katie: Are you TRYING to give me a heart attack?
Speed: Oh there will be plenty of time for that later.
Katie: Huh?
Delko: Okay so on page two there's Calleigh's dad. I'm pretty sure he's not the mole.
Katie: Describe this...Later business.
Speed: Pay attention.
Katie: I am paying attention.
Speed: Pay MORE attention.
Katie: Alright fine. We're finished that game. I get it.
Speed: *moves closer* Are we?
Katie: Uh...*swallows* Uh...*elbow slips* AH! Ow.
Delko: Page three has no one. How did someone completely skip a page?
Katie: Okay Tim...I'm wearing a skirt and your hand is on my leg. OH LORD! HOLY SAINT POPSICLE STICKS BATMAN!
Speed: *whispers* You like that? *smiles*
Delko: Hmm..Paula's writing is almost perfect. She even crosses her sevens.
Katie: OH GOD.
Delko: Well yeah, God's perfect too.
Katie: *grabs Speed's shoulder* HOLY...HELL...
Delko: You know if you look at all the visitors, they're pretty much just a bunch of delivery men. Who orders so many packages of chocolate?
Speed: Did you say chocolate?
Delko: Yeah.
Speed: How many deliveries?
Delko: A few dozen.
Speed: Don't you think that's something to look into?
Delko: Probably.
Speed: Well let's go.
Delko: Sounds like a plan.
Speed: *stands up* Are you going to be okay here?
Katie: *blank stare* ...Oh...My....God....*falls off of chair*
Delko: Ouch.
Speed: Are you okay?
Katie: I...You....I....Oh lord...
Delko: HEY A QUARTER! *runs away*
Speed: Eric, that's not a quarter! That was an ant! Geez. *walks away*
TBC.........
speedmonkey2
Head of the Graveyard Shift
Teehee. Whoa there. But Teehee. And dang it I fell off the chair! Great lol. And hm...Chocholate....Calleigh's dad. Hm...Interesting. lol. Update soon please. But TEEHEE!
*sigh* I've had too much sugar. But I don't care.
Um...Any Title Would Just Seem Dirty Right Now
[Lab]
Speed: Okay so two dozen boxes of chocolate have been delivered over the past week. Who recieved the boxes?
Delko: Natalia Boa Vista. They were 'welcoming' presents.
Speed: I've never seen her eat chocolate once.
Delko: Well maybe that's because you were too busy with your wife.
Speed: It's all part of my genius plan.
Delko: What plan?
Speed: I can't tell you. It's a secret.
Delko: Okay now I feel like we're in higschool. You're not taking advantage of her are you?
Speed: Of course not.
Delko: So what exactly are you doing to her?
Speed: It's a secret.
Delko: She's not an alien is she?
Speed: ...Yes Eric she's an alien from the plannet WUBBA.
Delko: *gasp* No way!
Speed: *frowns* You get dumber every day.
Delko: Come on now I want to know the secret.
Speed: No. There is a leak in the lab and this doesn't need to get out.
Delko: So what? You want to get in her pants. Big deal.
Speed: No. Wrong. I don't.
Delko: So...What then?
Speed: You wouldn't understand.
Delko: Does this have something to do with the other case?
Speed: ...Uh yeah Eric. I was so attracted to that 17 year old girl that I want my wife right now.
Delko: Really? That's sick.
Speed: That's because it's NOT TRUE.
Delko: Oh...Well you already know I don't get sarcasm.
Speed: I figured.
Katie: *walks up* Tim I need to speak with you.
Speed: Uh...Okay.
Katie: In private...Say...The ballistics lab?
Speed: *looks at Delko*
Delko: *smirks*
Speed: Um...Okay.
[Ballistics lab]
Speed: Why are we here?
Katie: What exactly are you doing?
Speed: Nothing.
Katie: Well you have never once done...THAT before.
Speed: *tilts head* You seemed to enjoy it.
Katie: Okay that's not the point....Where was I going with this?
Speed: You had a point to make.
Katie: Well I forgot so sue me.
[10 seconds later]
Speed: ...Well this is an awkward silence.
Katie: It is.
Speed: So what now?
Katie: Well we should go back to work.
Speed: Good idea.
[Speed and Katie bump into each other]
Speed: *sigh* After you.
Katie: No, go ahead.
Speed: Ladies first.
Katie: Thanks. *walks ahead*
Speed: Actually I've been meaning to ask you something.
Katie: Really?
Speed: Yeah uh,-
Delko: Dude I found all the chocolate in the garbage. It's great stuff. Want to try some?
Speed: We're good.
Delko: Are you sure? It's german chocolate.
Speed: We're fine Eric.
Delko: Suit yourself. *walks away*
Katie: So what was the question?
Speed: Nevermind, it's not important. *leaves*
Katie: Well..Fine then.
TBC........
Um...Any Title Would Just Seem Dirty Right Now
[Lab]
Speed: Okay so two dozen boxes of chocolate have been delivered over the past week. Who recieved the boxes?
Delko: Natalia Boa Vista. They were 'welcoming' presents.
Speed: I've never seen her eat chocolate once.
Delko: Well maybe that's because you were too busy with your wife.
Speed: It's all part of my genius plan.
Delko: What plan?
Speed: I can't tell you. It's a secret.
Delko: Okay now I feel like we're in higschool. You're not taking advantage of her are you?
Speed: Of course not.
Delko: So what exactly are you doing to her?
Speed: It's a secret.
Delko: She's not an alien is she?
Speed: ...Yes Eric she's an alien from the plannet WUBBA.
Delko: *gasp* No way!
Speed: *frowns* You get dumber every day.
Delko: Come on now I want to know the secret.
Speed: No. There is a leak in the lab and this doesn't need to get out.
Delko: So what? You want to get in her pants. Big deal.
Speed: No. Wrong. I don't.
Delko: So...What then?
Speed: You wouldn't understand.
Delko: Does this have something to do with the other case?
Speed: ...Uh yeah Eric. I was so attracted to that 17 year old girl that I want my wife right now.
Delko: Really? That's sick.
Speed: That's because it's NOT TRUE.
Delko: Oh...Well you already know I don't get sarcasm.
Speed: I figured.
Katie: *walks up* Tim I need to speak with you.
Speed: Uh...Okay.
Katie: In private...Say...The ballistics lab?
Speed: *looks at Delko*
Delko: *smirks*
Speed: Um...Okay.
[Ballistics lab]
Speed: Why are we here?
Katie: What exactly are you doing?
Speed: Nothing.
Katie: Well you have never once done...THAT before.
Speed: *tilts head* You seemed to enjoy it.
Katie: Okay that's not the point....Where was I going with this?
Speed: You had a point to make.
Katie: Well I forgot so sue me.
[10 seconds later]
Speed: ...Well this is an awkward silence.
Katie: It is.
Speed: So what now?
Katie: Well we should go back to work.
Speed: Good idea.
[Speed and Katie bump into each other]
Speed: *sigh* After you.
Katie: No, go ahead.
Speed: Ladies first.
Katie: Thanks. *walks ahead*
Speed: Actually I've been meaning to ask you something.
Katie: Really?
Speed: Yeah uh,-
Delko: Dude I found all the chocolate in the garbage. It's great stuff. Want to try some?
Speed: We're good.
Delko: Are you sure? It's german chocolate.
Speed: We're fine Eric.
Delko: Suit yourself. *walks away*
Katie: So what was the question?
Speed: Nevermind, it's not important. *leaves*
Katie: Well..Fine then.
TBC........
calleighspeedle
Coroner
Katie: Okay Tim...I'm wearing a skirt and your hand is on my leg. OH LORD! HOLY SAINT POPSICLE STICKS BATMAN!
Speed: *whispers* You like that? *smiles*
Delko: Hmm..Paula's writing is almost perfect. She even crosses her sevens.
Katie: OH GOD.
Tim is such a tease, If I were Katie I would had my way with him right there!!!!! :devil:
don't keep us waiting too long to find out what happens next.
enjoying the updates speed cochrane
Speed: *whispers* You like that? *smiles*
Delko: Hmm..Paula's writing is almost perfect. She even crosses her sevens.
Katie: OH GOD.
Tim is such a tease, If I were Katie I would had my way with him right there!!!!! :devil:
don't keep us waiting too long to find out what happens next.
enjoying the updates speed cochrane
speedmonkey2
Head of the Graveyard Shift
Gosh dang it! Delko! I swear if he ruins the moment one more time lol! And I wanna know what Timmy boy has to say....ok i should NEVER call him Timmy boy ever again lol. And I'm an alien from the planet Wubba...that's creepy. lol update soon please.
:lol:
Some Things You May Never Understand
[Speed/Katie's house]
Speed: Here, have a drink.
Katie: Thanks. *sits on couch* You're not going to drink anything?
Speed: *sits on couch* Nah, I don't drink that anymore.
Katie: I don't belive you.
Speed: Believe it.
Katie: So what was with today?
Speed: I don't know.
Katie: It's a good thing Horatio wasn't there or he would have canned you.
Speed: Oh yeah right like he would notice.
Katie: True. *drinks*
[Half hour and 8 beers later]
Katie: I flink you were trying to gwet me drunked.
Speed: *smirks* Are you?
Katie: *pokes Speed* I shouldn't have had 8 beers.
Speed: You were the one that kept drinking them.
Katie: Oh hey...You have some stubble.
Speed: It is midnight. It was due to come back by now.
Katie: *giggles* It's very..Stubbly. Wubbly...Gwubbly...Mubbly...
Speed: How many more words are you going to find that rhyme with that?
Katie: I'm not so sure those ARE real words sweet cakes.
Speed: You're crazy.
Katie: No, crazy people don't know they're crazy. I know I'm crazy. Therefore the CRAZIES AREN'T CRAZY!
Speed: Um...Sure.
Katie: *leans closer* You look better and better the closer I get to your face.
Speed: You're really not that close.
Katie: Would you like me to get closer? *blinks*
Speed: Why did you just blink?
Katie: I was trying to wink but my eyelid followed the other one. Whoa..Whoa..I'm like...Married to you.
Speed: Yeah I'm aware of that.
Katie: That's CRAZAY!
Speed: Stop flailing. You'll hurt yourself.
Katie: Nonsense. Drunk people don't feel pain.
Speed: I do. Don't flail.
Katie: Fine. Be that way. *giggles*
Speed: Are you okay?
Katie: I'm feeling high and feelin' fine.
Speed: You're drunk, not high.
Katie: Who know's what anyone is nowadays.
Speed: I want to have another baby.
Katie: ...With me?
Speed: *rolls eyes* No with Eric.
Katie: But the puzzle pieces don't fit.
Speed: Katie..Pay attention.
Katie: Alright heck let's have one!
Speed: *smirks* Somehow I knew you'd agree.
TBC........
Some Things You May Never Understand
[Speed/Katie's house]
Speed: Here, have a drink.
Katie: Thanks. *sits on couch* You're not going to drink anything?
Speed: *sits on couch* Nah, I don't drink that anymore.
Katie: I don't belive you.
Speed: Believe it.
Katie: So what was with today?
Speed: I don't know.
Katie: It's a good thing Horatio wasn't there or he would have canned you.
Speed: Oh yeah right like he would notice.
Katie: True. *drinks*
[Half hour and 8 beers later]
Katie: I flink you were trying to gwet me drunked.
Speed: *smirks* Are you?
Katie: *pokes Speed* I shouldn't have had 8 beers.
Speed: You were the one that kept drinking them.
Katie: Oh hey...You have some stubble.
Speed: It is midnight. It was due to come back by now.
Katie: *giggles* It's very..Stubbly. Wubbly...Gwubbly...Mubbly...
Speed: How many more words are you going to find that rhyme with that?
Katie: I'm not so sure those ARE real words sweet cakes.
Speed: You're crazy.
Katie: No, crazy people don't know they're crazy. I know I'm crazy. Therefore the CRAZIES AREN'T CRAZY!
Speed: Um...Sure.
Katie: *leans closer* You look better and better the closer I get to your face.
Speed: You're really not that close.
Katie: Would you like me to get closer? *blinks*
Speed: Why did you just blink?
Katie: I was trying to wink but my eyelid followed the other one. Whoa..Whoa..I'm like...Married to you.
Speed: Yeah I'm aware of that.
Katie: That's CRAZAY!
Speed: Stop flailing. You'll hurt yourself.
Katie: Nonsense. Drunk people don't feel pain.
Speed: I do. Don't flail.
Katie: Fine. Be that way. *giggles*
Speed: Are you okay?
Katie: I'm feeling high and feelin' fine.
Speed: You're drunk, not high.
Katie: Who know's what anyone is nowadays.
Speed: I want to have another baby.
Katie: ...With me?
Speed: *rolls eyes* No with Eric.
Katie: But the puzzle pieces don't fit.
Speed: Katie..Pay attention.
Katie: Alright heck let's have one!
Speed: *smirks* Somehow I knew you'd agree.
TBC........
speedmonkey2
Head of the Graveyard Shift
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! He wants to have another baby! That's cute! Awww he's so....cute. lol. And HECK YES! Drunk Katie kicks normal Katie's butt. But what is normal really? OK, I'm really hyper lol. "But the puzzle pieces don't fit" omg that's hilarious!
Speed: You're crazy.
Katie: No, crazy people don't know they're crazy. I know I'm crazy. Therefore the CRAZIES AREN'T CRAZY!
CRAZIES AREN'T CRAZY! Heck Yes! lol. Update soon please!
Speed: You're crazy.
Katie: No, crazy people don't know they're crazy. I know I'm crazy. Therefore the CRAZIES AREN'T CRAZY!
CRAZIES AREN'T CRAZY! Heck Yes! lol. Update soon please!
So! That's their chapters. And wahoo a baby! I wonder how um...Katie's going to find out...That Speedle sure is devious.
It's My Resolution
[Next morning]
Katie: *walks downstairs* TIM SPEEDLE.
Speed: *looks up* Uh...Good morning to you too.
Katie: You got me drunk last night.
Speed: Really? I..Well maybe drunk is a...Relative term.
Katie: *frowns* Okay what happened. I demand an answer.
Speed: Well...I'd get into details b-
Katie: You have GOT to be kidding me. Were you drunk too?
Speed: No. I don't drink alcohol.
Katie: You took advantage of me?
Speed: Um...Technically no. You see, we're married and I had plenty of consent from you last night.
Katie: *glares* Timothy Speedle. How dare you.
Speed: *lifts brows* I take it you're mad at me.
Katie: You of all people. I would have never expected that behavior from you. How could you do that?
Speed: I-
Katie: *throws wedding ring* Maybe you can pawn that for some hookers.
Speed: *sigh* Katie...
Katie: *leaves, slams door*
Speed: *lifts brow*
Katie: *runs back in, grabs ring* I am so sorry. *puts ring on* I should really think before I act. *kisses Speed on the cheek* Don't hate me.
Speed: Oh...Kay.
Katie: Are you really going to wear that shirt with those dress pants? You need something white. I'll go get you a white dress shirt. *runs upstairs*
Speed: ...I'm confused.
Katie: *runs back downstairs* Okay here you go. It's a little tight but at least it doesn't look like you're wearing your dad's clothes. Okay there. White dress shirt, black pants. Perfect. You look handsome.
Speed: ...What just happened?
Katie: You need a tie. *runs upstairs*
Speed: ...A what?
Katie: *runs downstairs* There. A nice tie. *wraps tie around Speed's neck* Now you'll look professional for once. *tightens tie*
Speed: *cough* I think that's a little tight.
Katie: It's perfect.
Speed: I thought you were mad at me.
Katie: We didn't do anything kinky did we?
Speed: Define 'kinky'.
Katie: Should I have to?
Speed: No. Wh-what are you doing?
Katie: I'm giving you a belt. We don't want you to look like a plumber.
Speed: Uh...We?
Katie: *stands back* There. Perfect...Wait not. Take off the tie.
Speed: But you just put on the tie.
Katie: Take it off. I want to see what it looks like off.
Speed: *takes off tie* Better?
Katie: Now unbutton one button. The top one.
Speed: Are you insane?
Katie: No.
Speed: *unbuttons top button*
Katie: We need some gel.
Speed: We do?
Katie: *grabs gel*
Speed: Where did you get that?
Katie: I'm magic. *grabs Speed's hair* Come here you.
Speed: OW!
Katie: *runs gel through Speed's hair* There, now you'll look cool AND professional. *stands back* See? You look great.
Speed: Can I go to work now?
Katie: Yes. BUT! Wait a second.
Speed: What now?
Katie: You look very...Fatherly.
Speed: Excuse me?
Katie: I'm assuming that's why you wanted to get me drunk as opposed to just asking me.
Speed: Is this why you're not yelling at me anymore?
Katie: Well I realized it as I was yelling at you.
Speed: I'm sorry. I should have just asked.
Katie: Look it's going to take more than getting me drunk to have a baby so don't worry about it....Okay why do I have a bruise on my wrist?
Speed: Uh...Well...You could have gotten that anywhere.
Katie: I'm not even going to claim to understand you.
Speed: It's best not to.
Katie: Next time...Less alcohol.
Speed: Agreed.
Katie: I'll see you at work. *leaves*
Speed: *looks down* ...I do not look fatherly. *leaves*
TBC.......
It's My Resolution
[Next morning]
Katie: *walks downstairs* TIM SPEEDLE.
Speed: *looks up* Uh...Good morning to you too.
Katie: You got me drunk last night.
Speed: Really? I..Well maybe drunk is a...Relative term.
Katie: *frowns* Okay what happened. I demand an answer.
Speed: Well...I'd get into details b-
Katie: You have GOT to be kidding me. Were you drunk too?
Speed: No. I don't drink alcohol.
Katie: You took advantage of me?
Speed: Um...Technically no. You see, we're married and I had plenty of consent from you last night.
Katie: *glares* Timothy Speedle. How dare you.
Speed: *lifts brows* I take it you're mad at me.
Katie: You of all people. I would have never expected that behavior from you. How could you do that?
Speed: I-
Katie: *throws wedding ring* Maybe you can pawn that for some hookers.
Speed: *sigh* Katie...
Katie: *leaves, slams door*
Speed: *lifts brow*
Katie: *runs back in, grabs ring* I am so sorry. *puts ring on* I should really think before I act. *kisses Speed on the cheek* Don't hate me.
Speed: Oh...Kay.
Katie: Are you really going to wear that shirt with those dress pants? You need something white. I'll go get you a white dress shirt. *runs upstairs*
Speed: ...I'm confused.
Katie: *runs back downstairs* Okay here you go. It's a little tight but at least it doesn't look like you're wearing your dad's clothes. Okay there. White dress shirt, black pants. Perfect. You look handsome.
Speed: ...What just happened?
Katie: You need a tie. *runs upstairs*
Speed: ...A what?
Katie: *runs downstairs* There. A nice tie. *wraps tie around Speed's neck* Now you'll look professional for once. *tightens tie*
Speed: *cough* I think that's a little tight.
Katie: It's perfect.
Speed: I thought you were mad at me.
Katie: We didn't do anything kinky did we?
Speed: Define 'kinky'.
Katie: Should I have to?
Speed: No. Wh-what are you doing?
Katie: I'm giving you a belt. We don't want you to look like a plumber.
Speed: Uh...We?
Katie: *stands back* There. Perfect...Wait not. Take off the tie.
Speed: But you just put on the tie.
Katie: Take it off. I want to see what it looks like off.
Speed: *takes off tie* Better?
Katie: Now unbutton one button. The top one.
Speed: Are you insane?
Katie: No.
Speed: *unbuttons top button*
Katie: We need some gel.
Speed: We do?
Katie: *grabs gel*
Speed: Where did you get that?
Katie: I'm magic. *grabs Speed's hair* Come here you.
Speed: OW!
Katie: *runs gel through Speed's hair* There, now you'll look cool AND professional. *stands back* See? You look great.
Speed: Can I go to work now?
Katie: Yes. BUT! Wait a second.
Speed: What now?
Katie: You look very...Fatherly.
Speed: Excuse me?
Katie: I'm assuming that's why you wanted to get me drunk as opposed to just asking me.
Speed: Is this why you're not yelling at me anymore?
Katie: Well I realized it as I was yelling at you.
Speed: I'm sorry. I should have just asked.
Katie: Look it's going to take more than getting me drunk to have a baby so don't worry about it....Okay why do I have a bruise on my wrist?
Speed: Uh...Well...You could have gotten that anywhere.
Katie: I'm not even going to claim to understand you.
Speed: It's best not to.
Katie: Next time...Less alcohol.
Speed: Agreed.
Katie: I'll see you at work. *leaves*
Speed: *looks down* ...I do not look fatherly. *leaves*
TBC.......
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