:lol: Oh Carly, you crack me up. HECK YES ANN DONAHUE SHOULD TRACK DOWN HER BRAIN.
Shedding Every Color
[Hummerhome]
Missy: *walks into Eric's room*
Delko: Isn't it customary to knock before entering one's room?
Missy: You seem grumpy.
Delko: Maybe Speed's rubbing off on me.
Missy: You're not going to become a man whore are you?
Delko: Oh no, I think he's got
that covered all on his own.
Missy: So what's wrong?
Delko: *stands up* They think they're a hotter couple than we are!
Missy: We're a couple?
Delko: I think we should show them who's better.
Missy: ...We're better than them? I didn't even know we were together.
Delko: Let's show them.
Missy: Show them what?
Delko: I can be smart and you can obsess over Cheeze Its.
Missy: ...I don't like Cheeze Its.
Delko: Come on. *grabs Missy*
[Speed/Katie's room]
Delko: *knocks on door*
Speed: *opens door* What do you want?
Delko: ...*smirks* What were you doing in there?
Speed: *frowns*
Delko: Come on I want to know.
Speed: We're reading the bible.
Delko: ....Naked?
Speed: I'm not naked.
Delko: Well I can't really tell, you have the door blocking half your body.
Speed: Eric go away.
Delko: Oooh were you showing Katie a good time?
Speed: I'll show you my fist in your face if you don't get lost.
Delko: Fine, I'm leaving.
Speed: *slams door*
Delko: *turns around* Okay we have to make love.
Missy: Excuse me?
Delko: They're doing it so we have to.
Missy: Eric I don't want to.
Delko: Come on, we'll show them who's better at it.
Missy: Are you kidding?
Delko: Fine, I'll get a woman's perspective first. *turns around, knocks on door*
Speed: *opens door* What.
Delko: Is Katie enjoying herself?
Speed: What are you d-...Are you taking notes?
Delko: Yeah.
Speed: Get lost.
Delko: Well what expression was on her face before you opened the door?
Speed: *frowns* Annoyance, now get lost.
Delko: So you
are making sweet passionate love in there. *winks*
Speed: *sigh* Eric, I'm giving you three seconds to step away from the door or you'll lose a few teeth.
Delko: Fine, I'm leaving.
Speed: *slams door*
Delko: *turns around* Okay she looked annoyed.
Missy: That's probably because you keep knocking on the door. Leave them alone.
Delko: But we have to match them.
Missy: We're not even together!
Delko: We could be. *smiles*
Missy: Ugh. *leaves*
Delko: Come on I wouldn't ask if it wasn't important.
Missy: You're mad because you want to be a hot couple, but Speed and Katie are taking away your...Delko Time?
Delko: Exactly and we have to rescue it. So hop in the sack and let's get underway.
Missy: *frowns*
Delko: Too soon?
Missy: Too soon.
Delko: Dang..Um...*turns around, knocks on door*
Speed: *opens door, glares*
Delko: ..Wrong time?
Speed: *narrows eyes*
Delko: ..Should I leave?
Speed: *slams door*
Delko: Dangit.
TBC.........