CSI:Miami bloopers (What do you want to see?)

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Okie dokie, since this is considered fan ficion, these are some bloopers i thought that the CSI:Miami dvds should have on them. I made these up myself, so don't go looking for them :lol:


TAKE ONE

Emily: Did you check the upper lip edging?
Rory: Calleigh, i've done.......*waits a few seconds*
Director: *whisperes* This before.
Rory: *smiles* Thanks John.
*all laugh*

TAKE 2

Emily: Did you check the upper lip edging?
Rory: Calleigh, uh, i've done this before.
Emily: Oh i know, its just that I read that some DNA particles can get caught in the seams and you can't see them until you, pull it apart.
Rory: *picks up scissors*......*looks down at Emily*
Emily: *looks up*
Rory: *drops scissors* ....*laughs*
Director:....let's just take it from after Emily's line. *rubbs forehead*
(all laugh)

TAKE 3

Rory: *picks up scissors*....*looks at emily*
Emily: *looks at rory*
Rory: *smiles*
Emily: awww
(all laugh)
Rory: You aren't supposed to do that! *laughs*
(all laughing)

TAKE 4

Rory: *smiles*.....Now what do I do?
Emily: *looks up* .......*laughs* I don't know
(all burst out laughing)
Emily: I'M SORRY I'M SORRY!
*rory hugs emily*
Rory: We'll get this done if it kills us *laughs*
 
"you weren't supposed to do that." so cute. I have a suggestion for a blooper...the episode dispo day when calleigh is talking to speed about his gun. And um....the oath that whole scene with speed and calleigh.
 
lol okie dokie, *thinks*

TAKE ONE

Rory: The gun misfired because I didn't clean it, and I should probably resign.
Emily:....from CSI:Miami?
(all laugh)
Emily: I'm sory i had to!


TAKE 2

Rory: The gun misfired because I didn't clean it, okay? So I should probably resign.
Emily: That's not true, you were ambushed from the......
Rory: *whisperes* left side.
(all laugh)
Emily: *beep beep. Emily covers her face*
Rory: Read the script Emily. *laughs*
Emily: *hits Rory*


TAKE 3

Rory: The gun misfired because I didn't clean it, and I should probably resign.
Emily: That's not true. You were ambushed from the left side, there was nothing you could have done.
Rory: *gares* Well I fell like there was.
*both glaring at each other*
David: *in background, hidden from camera* OOOOOOOOH
(all laugh)

TAKE 4

Rory: The gun misfired because I didn't clean it and i should probably resign.
Emily: That's not true. You were ambushed from the left side and there was nothing you could do.
Rory: Well I feel like.........There was.
Emily: *smiles* had to think about that there Rory?
Rory: *beep beep beep* (leaves scene)WHERE'S THE SCRIPT.
(all laughing)
 
Eh, I odn't remember the exact lines.

Oh I got one for you. In kill zone that scene with eric and speed were he's like your unbelievable.
 
i dont remember that whole scene lol oh well, i'll think of something lol
 
how about the scene in dead zone when Speed is in the bathroom and Eric starts laughing about the toliet seat being up and Speed says something about "why does it always have to be the toilet?". I would love to see that one... I have to say Speed cochrane, this is flippin' hilarious!
 
lol thanks, one screwed ip scene coming up!

Adam: *walks into bathroom and trips*
Rory: *laughs*

TAKE 2

Adam: *walks into bathroom* ......*laughs*
Rory: What?
Adam: New boat, used toilet.
Rory: *glares*......so?
(all laugh)
Rory: LINE! *still laughing*

TAKE 3

Adam: *walks in and smiles*
Rory: *looks up* What? *leg slips and he falls*
(all laughing)
Adam: CAN WE GET A MOP OVER HERE??! *laughing*


TAKE 4

Adam: *walks in and laughs*
Rory: What?
Adam: New boat, used toilet.
Rory: *looks down* Why does it always got to be the toilet?
Director: *giggles*
Rory: *looks up* What? That's what the line says.
(all start laughing)


hey i took a stab at it.
 
I'll try the scene from the Oath with speed and calleigh, but i don't remember that much of it...*runs to my documents to see the scene*
okie dokie, here we go

THIS IS HOW THE SCENE WAS SUPPOSED TO GO

Emily: Hey can I borrow you for a minute? I don't mean to bump on officer Coefield's case but the woman that this belongs to, her name is Anna Morales and I can't find her in public record anywhere.
Rory: So you think that apron's going to tell you where she's been.
Emily: Or where she's going to be. I found corn husks and parchment paper in her house, i think she makes tomales for a mobile food truck company called Sonrisa.
Rory: Well why don't you just pick her up?
Emily: Well because there are about 30 trucks scattered throughout the county, besides when I asked them they said they never heard of her.
Rory: They probably don't have the most...legit employment records.
Emily: I found a piece of paper in her pocket and written on it were the numbers 8, 17, and 24 i'm thinking their bus routes.
Rory: Well that narrows it down to South Miami.
Emily: I'm hoping to narrow it down further.
Rory: *looks at emily*




TAKE ONE

Emily: Hey can I borrow you for a minute? I don't mean to bump on cofficer Offeilds case but the woman that this belongs to..
Rory: *smiling*
Emily: *stops* What?
Rory: Cofficer Offeild?
Emily:....*bursts out laughing*
(all laugh)

TAKE 2

Emily: Hey can I borrow you for a minute? I don't mean to bump on officer coefield's case but the woman that this belongs to, her name is Anna Morales and I can't find her anywhere........On public record.
Rory: *laughs* Go look for her then *laughs*
(all laugh)

TAKE 3

Rory: You think that apron's going to tell you where she's been.
Emily: Or where she's been.
(all laugh)
Emily: SORRY! *hits head on table*

TAKE 4

Emily: *walks to giant bar* I found corn hucks.....
Rory: *smiling*
Emily: CORN HUSKS! Who wrote this stuff? *laughs*

TAKE 5

Emily: I think she makes tomales for a mobile truck food company....mobile food truck.....mobile.....food....*looks down and laughs*
Rory: *trying not to laugh*
(camera crew bursts out laughing)
(everyone starts to laugh)

TAKE 6
Rory: Well why don't you just go pick her up?
Emily: *draws a blank*...because.
Rory: Because what?
Emily:...I DON'T KNOW! IM SUCH A BAD CSI!
(whole crew is laughing)

TAKE 6

Emily: Because....(bursts out laughing) STOP LOOKING AT ME RORY!

TAKE 7

Emily: Because there are about 30 trucks scattered throughout the county, besides when I asked they said they never heard of her.
Rory: They probably don't have the most...legit employment records.
Emily: I found a piece of paper in her pocket and written on it were the numbers 8, 17 and.....and....
Rory: 24?
Emily: *snaps* 24.
Rory: *starts to laugh*
Emily: *shoves her hand at rory's shoulder*
(crew starts to laugh)

TAKE 8

Rory: Well that narrows it down to South.....south.....
Emily: *waits*
Rory: *looks back to director* what show is this again?
Director: CSI:Miami.
Rory: *looks back at emily* Miami.
(all laugh)

TAKE 9

Rory: Well that narrows it down to South Miami.
Emily: I'm hoping to sparrow it down even further.
Rory: *smiles*
Emily: *beep beep beep beeep beeeep*
(whole crew laughs)
 
Taken, from wannabe, here are emily and adam, with my own rendition of WHAT WENT WRONG :lol:


Adam: Alright, you ready for a little dumper diving?
Emily:....Dumper?
(all laugh)

TAKE 2

Adam: Alright, you ready for a little dumpster diving?
Emily: Um....*looks at body* Okay, you know i don't mind getting my hands dirty, maggots, wet trash i am the first one in.
Adam: Okay so what are you waiting for?
Emily:.........*blank stare*
director: ants emily ants
Emily: ANTS ANTS! one line and i couldn't get it!

TAKE 3

Adam: so what are you waiting for?
Emily: ...ants.
Adam: ...*laughs*
Emily: Yes i have got a problem with ants, they are sneaky and they are mobile and even if you get them off
Adam: Okay chill calleigh, i'll take care of it. You can get our next bloater.....floater......bloater floater?
(all laugh)
Emily: Can we just have the script in the garbage bin? *laughs*

TAKE 4

Adam: Alright you can get our next.....*smiles*
Emily: *smiles* I'll get our next bloater....wait, floater?
Adam: NO ONE CAN GET THIS LINE!
(all laughing)

TAKE 5

Adam: Alright you can get our next FLOATER.
Director: cut...next time, try not to force out the word floater okay?
(all laughing)

TAKE 6

Adam: we can get our next floater.
Emily:..we can?
(all laughing)
Adam: I think we need a day off guys!
(whole crew laughing)
 
very funny!

ok here's one from me. From blood moon.

TAKE ONE

RORY: I'll meet you outside
EMILY: Excuse us...
RORY: I'm sorry I don't like her.
Emily: Well what does that have to do with-
RORY: *SNEEZES* Sorry.
Emily: Ewwwww! Your sneezed on me. Gross....I need a shower.
RORY: Relax its just a little of my DNA. It's not going to kill you

DIrector: Guys....

(Emily and rory ignore them)

EMILY: That's not the point Cochrane you sneezed on me
RORY: Well excuse me your royal highness

TAKE TWO

Rory: I'll meet you outside...and I promise not to sneeze this time. *Emily laughs*
EMILY: SORRY for snapping
RORY: It's ok you can make it up to me later right?
EMILY: *rolls eyes* In your dreams cochrane.

TAKE 3

EMILY: Alright well...let's go see if we can dig anything up on her...Ms. Hines...stay out we'll be back.

RORY: Out its put.
EMILY: Yeah right sorry

TAKE 4

WOMEN: Oh can I get another soda
RORY: Sorry were fresh out
EMILY: We do so have soda you just lied
(Pause)
DIRECTOR: Its your line Rory
(rory noddes and then sneezes again)
*Emily laughs*

Rory: I'm sorry its allergy season. *Crew laughs*

yeah ok that was dumb.
 
that was cute, speedmonkey. And speedcochrane, those were awesome. I've been trying to get one down and I have yet to do so. Maybe , I'll try later, but for now I have a request. The scene in blood brothers when Speed and Eric are on the barge, I would love to see a blooper on that one!
 
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