Hankster
Coroner
(Theme song starts playing)
Announcer: Get ready to match the stars! From CSI: William Petersen! From Will and Grace: Megan Mullally and Sean Hayes! From CSI: Gary Dourdan! From Family Feud: Richard Karn! From Grey's Anatomy, Sandra Oh! All on CSI: Match GAME!
(Theme song plays)
Announcer: And now the star of CSI: Match Game: GEEEEEEENE RAYBUUUUUUURN!!!
Gene: Don't let the fact that I'm dead get in the way here! Welcome to CSI: Match Game! We have some lovely contestants for you here today, and these creatures from the Black Lagoon! (Gestures to the panelists!)
Megan: Gene-if you're dead, then why isn't Doc Robbins here to do an autopsy?
(Audience laughs)
Gary: What I wanna know is WHERE'S CHARLES NELSON REILLY?!??!!
(Audience: YEAHHHH!!!!!)
Sean: Charles is doing Uncle Croc's Block on Broadway right now and he asked me to fill in for him. (Mouths: Thank you Charles!) And I must say, his shoes, underewear and seat are large ones to fill!
Gene: Oh-kay! File that under TOO MUCH information! So, let's get our contestants out (The set turns, they come out, introductions are made, yadda-yadda)
And let's choose, phrase A or B!!!
Announcer: Get ready to match the stars! From CSI: William Petersen! From Will and Grace: Megan Mullally and Sean Hayes! From CSI: Gary Dourdan! From Family Feud: Richard Karn! From Grey's Anatomy, Sandra Oh! All on CSI: Match GAME!
(Theme song plays)
Announcer: And now the star of CSI: Match Game: GEEEEEEENE RAYBUUUUUUURN!!!
Gene: Don't let the fact that I'm dead get in the way here! Welcome to CSI: Match Game! We have some lovely contestants for you here today, and these creatures from the Black Lagoon! (Gestures to the panelists!)
Megan: Gene-if you're dead, then why isn't Doc Robbins here to do an autopsy?
(Audience laughs)
Gary: What I wanna know is WHERE'S CHARLES NELSON REILLY?!??!!
(Audience: YEAHHHH!!!!!)
Sean: Charles is doing Uncle Croc's Block on Broadway right now and he asked me to fill in for him. (Mouths: Thank you Charles!) And I must say, his shoes, underewear and seat are large ones to fill!
Gene: Oh-kay! File that under TOO MUCH information! So, let's get our contestants out (The set turns, they come out, introductions are made, yadda-yadda)
And let's choose, phrase A or B!!!
We have a Match Game TV Guide Entry. CSI: Miami--Monday nights 10 PM/9 PM Central. Horatio has a conniption fit when he finds out that Calleigh has joined the ______________(s)! Can Ryan and Delko get her out before it's too late?"
Warrick said "When you're buds with Nick, it's always easy to meet some FINE ladies--not that I have any trouble by myself, mind you! However, sometimes he attracts some total psychos! The other day, a woman came up with him and asked him for his ____________. That's PSYCHO, man!!!!"
