LOL! Some funny ones--and I've been here long enough to push the line, but not cross it!
New phrases for the weekend:
Nick Stokes said "I went to a Forensics convention in Seattle and ended up helping SEAPD solve a crime that was committed at Seattle Grace Hospital. While I was there, I met a group of interns that were suspects, and one of them named ______________ kept on throwing HERself at me! Not that I'm complaining..."
Horatio Caine said "The next woman.... I fall in love with... should make a habit.... of wearing.... (a) ________________ (s)"