A: Cream Pie
B: Squidward (who reminded him of ECKLIE!!!)
New phrases for Independence Day: July 4th, 2007:
Mac Taylor said "Last Independence Day, we found a guy murdered in a Fireworks Warehouse. He was impaled on a _______________!"
Greg Sanders said "Ecklie does his best to NEVER work on Independence Day ever since *SOMEONE* dropped a __________ in the toilet a few seconds before he sat on it and had a rather.... embarassing experience!"