Calleigh Duquesne said "My new boyfriend is really weird." (Audience: HOW WEIRD IS HE?) "He's so weird, the other day he told me I had cherry lips and peachy skin, and then he put _____________ on me!"
Mac Taylor said "Boy, times must be tough for Spiderman. The other day, instead of swinging from his web, I saw him swinging from (a) ________________!"