Lady Heather said "I've seen all kinds of weird kinks in my line of work, but Weird Willie's was SO WEIRD!" (Audience: HOW WEIRD WAS IT?) "It was so weird, that instead of using a feather, he wanted to use a _____________!"
Sara Sidle said "Dave Hodges is SO OBNOXIOUS!" (Audience: HOW OBNOXIOUS IS HE?!?!??) "He's so obnoxious, even his pet ____________ ran away from him!"