Crazy Caption Contest

[Faylinn]

:lol: Too right, Starpiper--who hasn't gotten it on in that office at some point? :lol:

 

[tanglewood14]

Celefinwe said:
Mac: Holy mother of god! I didn't know walruses could bend like that

I loved the walrus documentary episode :lol:

You have a sharp memory... :lol:

And I know y'all got something good.

 

[gream_reaper]

Guy holding the bowl: Excuse me, detective, that wasn't one of the foods.
(Danny swallows)
Hawkes: So?
Danny: Wasn't bad.
Guy holding the bowl: Ew, detective, that was from the dog's waste. Bad case of tapeworm.
Danny:

 

[tanglewood14]

^ ^ ^ OMG, gream reaper, that got me ROFL...

*wipes tears from eyes* :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Comte]

That was fantastic gream reaper!!

here's mine...

Hill*thinking*:I dunno what i should be more disgusted at..That Danny is putting a centipede in his mouth or that he has got THAT MUCH snot up his nose!!

 

[Starpiper]

Hawkes: I can't believe that you're that desperate to get on Fear Factor...

 

[tiqlado]

HAWKES: Uh, Danny?... that's not a good idea. Mac will find out you ate the evidence.
GUY W/ BOWL: *sighs* If you wanted an enema that badly, you could have said so, Detective.

 

[Dynamo1]

Guy with bowl: Danny, that wasn't your lunch. I was getting my bait to go fishing.
Hawkes: The early CSI gets the worms.

 

[Top41]

Hawkes: Geez, Danny, if you're that hungry we could have grabbed some dinner after we finished questioning the witnesses...

 

[MacsGirlMel]

Hawkes: Uh...I think that belongs to the LV guy...Grissom....you know, who's visting Mac. I hear he's notorious for leaving experiments in the fridge back home
or
Grissom(offscreen)Are you eating what I think you are? Stop, please, let me take them home with me!
Hawkes: Oh, hi, Gris...See Danny I told you he was here for a case.

 

[kinkapoodles]

Hawkes: Umm, you know what Danny? If you eat that, Flack is never gonna kiss that mouth again.
Waiter: Hey, Who's Flack?

 

[Lost2MuchSpeed]

chef: *Sigh* y'know, you've been dangling that damn centipede on your tongue for the last half hour.
danny: no no! i'm gonna eat it! i will! must. get over. fear.
hawkes: well hurry the hell up! i think my neck is stuck this way...

 

[DandMfan]

Hi I'm new! Nice thread!

Here goes nothing:

Hawkesanny you shouldn't eat that, you don't know where it's been
Danny:O it was here in the bowl

or

Danny *after swallowing that thing*: Yummy but tastes kinda strange.
In the guy with the bowl's mind: That idiot didn't suspect that that was really from the dirty trash can :devil:!

or

Hawkesanny don't eat the lizard, she's married and has a family, you know!
Danny:What family?
Guy with the bowl:Sir, he already ate its family.
Hawkes:Rest in peace my darling

 

[midnight_song]

Hawkes:Flack was right. You really can bet Danny to do anything.

 

[SamStokes]

Hawkes: Can you feel it going down?

Danny: Yeah its crawling down my throaght as i speak!

Hawkes: Uwww Really?

Danny: Cause not dummy!

Guy with bowl: Ain't that your evidence?

Danny: *Gulp*