Crazy Caption Contest-Vegas Style!

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Nick: Now why is this slime glowing green again?

Grissom: Because it's the excrement of giant radioactive insects that come down from the mountains to feed on suburbanites. Mu-hu-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!

Nick: Oh-kay... (rolls his eyes)
 
Nick: Hmm, the victim seems to be radiating a green glow.

Grissom: Yeah, apparently he worked at the nuclear power plant over in Springfield.

Nick: What's his name?

Grissom: Homer Simpson
 
NICK: Is that what I think it is?
GRIS: I don't know what do you think it is?
NICK: It looks like Sara.
GRIS: I was afraid you were going to say that?
NICK: Why?
GRIS: I killed her?
 
Nick: Is that what I think it is?
Grissom: Yes....and it's totally disgusting
Nick: I've never seen anything so awful, you're right
Grissom: Guys like Ecklie should be banned from wearing thongs....Or posing nude
Nick: I'll burn it
Grissom: Are you kidding, it's great leverage....when I threaten to post it all over the internet, he'll have to listen to me!
 
Nick: So tell me, what killed this guy, Clark Kent.
Grissom: It looks like green Kryptonite.
Nick: He's at it again.
Grissom: Yes, I'll call Brass and have him pick up Lex Luthor.
 
Sara: *thinking* "They can't tell. They can't tell."
Catherine: *thinking* "She's at it again."
Grissom: "Sara, we know that's coffee in that mug."
 
Sara: Come on, Grissom, you, me, this leather chair....Oh, darn Cath's here, forgot. But she's too preoccupied with Nick's butt over there so maybe she won't notice
 
Grissom: "Sara, you remember what happened last time you were in a swivel chair."
Cath: "SSSHHH, it's funny."
Sara: *Spins to fast and falls off*
 
CSI Pictures

Here is a new picture. Enjoy!

Catherine- Maybe we should have the department on standby for the furnural just in case.

Sara- Yeah, I'll get started on that.

Rick- I'll come help you Sar.
 
Cath: Now *that's* surprising
Warrick: I never thought I'd see that
Sara: We have to make sure Ecklie can never get Grissom drunk again, besides, neither of them can dance all that well.

Warrick: NOw that is just wrong
Sara: Looks kinda yummy to me
Cath: *calls* Hey, Gris, next time why don't cut back a few beers and let ME do the stripping at the office party? Sara likes you but the rest of us aren't all that impressed
Gris: Come on, Cath, you know you wanna see it...Or are you too busy looking at Nick's butt all the time to notice me?
Warrick: She looks at mine too...and I like it. But don't tell my wife that.
 
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