'Tis voting time.
1.
Dan: So I was in the park the other day, when I just happened to pass by a tramp who kinda looked like you...
Cal: FREEZE! I MEAN IT DAN! DON'T YOU DARE MOVE! THERE'S A HUGE GNAT ON YOUR FACE!
Dan: (frozen) Okay, okay.
Cal: (speaking just above a whisper) Keep still... WHACK! Ok, its dead. Dan?! Hey, Dan?! Hmm... he sure as hell's passed out. Oh well, I gotta get back to work!
2.
Calleigh thinking to self: Did he just pass gas?
Dan to self: Hope she doesn't smell that.
3.
Cooper - "So this program runs all the variables, and it says... the Saints will win the Super Bowl."
Calleigh - "There is no way that will ever happen!"
4.
Calleigh: So there I was, telling Jesse that I do not have the gene to go into space.
Cooper: But you do have a gene that makes you wear black clothes all the time.
5.
Calleigh: I look Hot in Black, Plus it works as a disguise...
Cooper: It's Hot, But Not They Youre Thinking, It's like 30 Degrees outside, and Black Is Not the Colour You Wanna Wear in that Heat.
6.
Cooper: Ohhhh
Calleigh: Are you OK, Cooper?!
Cooper: Mmm...Ohhh This keyboard is vibrating...and giving me...the warm fuzzies.
Calleigh: *eyeroll*
Cooper: *Starts making loud, inappropriate noises like in the delicatesson scene from "When Harry Met Sally"*
Calleigh: OK, that does it, I'm outta here! *Calleigh strides out of room, mumbling about lab geeks and their computers*