Caption Game Miami Style Pt. 4

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Voting round.

1.
Horatio: "Frank. Remember that fifty dollars you owe me? Well I've been wanting to play a little joke on Alexx. Maybe you can climb in the van, get under that tarp, and when Alexx drives away...."

Ryan: "Come on, Frank. Pretty please? I don't wanna scare Alexx. Honest."

2.
Horatio: I've got to get a new mattress. Can't straighten my neck and my sunglasses keep ending up on my ear.

3.
Jon *whispering*: Pss....David....say the one-liner, I can't hold this look any longer.
David: *ahem*... it isn't my line, it's yours.
Jon: No... I said it last week.
David: You say it.
Jon: I don't wanna say it, & you can't make me.
David: Well we can't just stand here & look...
credits cut in: "YEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!"

4.
H - "Mr. Wolfe, ..are you aware... that your shirt is white with blue... and yellow checks, while your jacket... is ecru? You... are clashing."

Ryan - "Since when did you become such a fashion expert?"

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Happy Holidays everyone! :)
 
hi everyone!!! i am a newbie here. first day was two days ago, lol!!! anyways, everyone is voting 3 but i like number 4 the best. i am actually a fashion design student, so i thought that one was hilarious. by the way, his outfit is not really clashing, it's just that the colors are to similar and alike. he needed a pop of color somewhere... sorry, i shouldn't be bragging but i am learning a lot in class and it kind of just comes out without my knowledge sometimes... lol!!!
 
#3 wins. Thanks so much for the votes, guys! :hugegrin:


Next up, a priceless Frank expression....have fun :p

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Frank: "What the hell is this? I thought we solved the whole tranny killer case."
H: "We did Frank. But that, is a gift from "her" boyfriend."
Frank: "A gift? What for?"
H: "For putting the man who killed "her" behind bars."
Frank: "Oh well, what the hell. Nothing beats getting a present from a stranger."
(Opens gift and makes a face)
H: "What's wrong Frank? I take it you're not happy with what you got?"
Frank: "Of course not!!! It's a freakin' silver thong with fake rhinestones!!! Why the hell would he give me his "girlfriends" panties!?"
H: "Who said anything about the panties belonging to his "girlfriend"?
(Puts on sunglasses and walks away. Theme song starts right after.)
 
Frank: Ooooo... bubble! (poke)
H: (walks in) What the hell! Bad Frank! That is boiling sulphuric acid! Your finger could get burned!!!
Frank: (like a 4yr old throwing a tantrum) I am sooorry!!! I didn't mean it! Eric made me do it, I swear! I won't do it again, I promise! Please don't look at me like that! I love you, mommy... I mean H!
H: (to himself) why does this happen only to me?!
 
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Frank: What is this. Tastes like garlic coffee.
Horatio (off camera): It is. Emeril Lagasse was visiting the area and offered to make some.
Emeril (off camera): BAM!
 
"What? Eva's got more lines than me in this one! I got those guys a round of Christmas Frappucinos, and for what?"
 
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