1.
Calleigh: So there's where we left our money from our bank heist last week!
Horatio: Shh, Calleigh, not so loud. Not..*puts on sunnies* so loud.
2.
Cal: Aww, look at the cute little kitties.
H: Uh, Callleigh...can you help me? This one won't let go of my finger.
3.
H: Mhhh...I love overknees. You look hot *puts sunnies on* HOT.
Cal: Stop that, concentrate on your work. Tonight I'm gonna show you how hot I can be *blink*
4.
Cal: (thinking) Holy s***....Horatio's actually doing field work!
H: (thinking) Where did I drop my sunglasses? I need them for my one-liners & to get The Who to sing!!
5.
Cal: Look H, right there, that's where your labcoats got to? They've been dumped in the Everglades the whole time!
H: I wonder..*sunnies on* how they got there... (yeeaaahhh!!!)
6.
Cal: Hey Horatio, isn't this the bag you keep all your sunnies in!
H: What? No! This can't be, I can't function without my sunglasses!
Cal: Aww & they're all wet & smashed & stuff, & it was only yesterday you were saying that this was the last bag of sunnies you had left.
H: *cries*
7.
Cal: (thinking) I've heard of a body bag, but a sunnie-bag? I think Horatio has finally flipped his lid.
H: (thinking) Okay, my pals, my buddies, my...my beautiful sunnies, this is the best I could do for you guys. May you RIP in Sunnie-Heaven, where the good sunnies go.
8.
Speed: (in background) GATERS!! HELP....GATERS!!!
Cal: Oh look treasures!!
H: Do you hear something?
Cal: Uh, no...hey how much do you think
that's worth?
Speed: AHHHHHHH!
Happy Voting!!