Alexx (typing up an autopsy report): Left foot was chopped off with an axe, then thrown at Victim #2, causing blunt force trauma to the head...
(spoken aloud to the first victim): You really got a lead foot, don't you, honey?
This won't count since I posted the picture, but I just had to do this.
Email from sweet-as-khandi@bruckheimer.com
Mail to Boss_Zuiker@bruckheimer.com
Dear Anthony. Please hire Dynamo1 from CSIFiles immediately. He would write great one-liners for Horatio. If we can't win an Emmy for best drrama, at least we might win for best comedy.
Alexx: *Typing* Horatio??? Whoooooooo are you... Who.. who.. who who... I really wanna know... Whoooooo are you... who who... who who...
H: *Receiving email OOS* *types reply* Grissom's in need of a Medical Examiner, Alexx. Something tells me you'll fit right in... *puts on sunnies* "YEEEAAAHHHHHHH...."