Here was the picture -
http://random-scribblings.net/coppermine/displayimage.php?pos=-17767
and your captions...
1.
Eric: Why can't you have chess pieces like everyone else? You always have to be different.
2.
(Eric chanting in front of the animal skull/statue when Ryan comes in)
Ryan: Eric, what on earth are you doing? And what the heck is that thing?
Eric: I need help so that the powers that be will quit putting me in these floral shirts!
3.
Eric: Don't worry, Ryan, you're just having a really wierd terrible nightmare.
Ryan: That I am the worst interior decorator ever?
Eric. Yeah. And if you look at the horn-shaped thing in the center of the table, the ugliness of it will probably shock you awake.
4.
Ryan: Eric, I don't think this is what they meant by grabbing the bull by the horns.:wtf:
5.
Ryan: Dude...did you hear that?
Eric: hear what?
Ryan: Someone farted.
Eric: Wasn't me, dude.
Ryan: Wasn't me either.
Eric: Then, who farted? *sings in head*
who-who..who-who
6.
Ryan: Eric,I think someone went overboard with the party decorations. That goat head looks real, man!
Eric: *rolls eyes* Umm..Ryan...it IS real. Don't you see all of those lovely maggots all around on it?
Ryan: Oh wow! Those are live? I thought they were just some kind of special effect.
Eric: WTF:wtf:
7.
Eric: What do you mean they
cancelled Gossip Girls? That can't be true!
Ryan: It is true. It
has to be. I read it in Star Magazine.
8.
Ryan: Why does this goat have H's glasses on?
Eric: Don't know, maybe it wanted to be followed by The Who, too.
9.
Ryan: Eric, why can't you be a fan of the Halo like a normal person?
Eric: I was just trying to get 'down with the kids'! Man, I should have bought a games console.