Britney quits pop music to become a forensic scientist

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  1. chaostheory08

    chaostheory08 CSI Level Three

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    First it was Jessica Simpson.... now her.

    Who's next?
     
  2. Lia

    Lia Lab Technician

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    LOL LOL LOL LOL.

    I think being a forensic scientist takes intelligence and logic?

    :lol:

    This made my day.
     
  3. chaostheory08

    chaostheory08 CSI Level Three

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    ^She can't even sing.
    What made her think she has the chops to even ACT as a CSI.
     
  4. Sandle_Luver

    Sandle_Luver Witness

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    Like She'd get on CSI, You have to be smart and able to pronounce big words, which I personally think she can't do..E-Tard!
     
  5. Roosey

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    She isn't smart enough to do that man.
     
  6. Sandles21

    Sandles21 CSI Level One

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    That is too funny!
     
  7. Hottie_Cath

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    well this isn't surprise.. afterall I heard a rumour too that they are bringing in Jessica Simpson as Nick Stoke's love interest on CSI in season 7.. :lol:
     
  8. Roosey

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    Are you serious? Well, Jessica is into the Nicks! I'm so going to laugh if that happens :lol:
     
  9. chaostheory08

    chaostheory08 CSI Level Three

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    ^Lol..... I thought about that too.
     
  10. iluvroadrunner

    iluvroadrunner Pathologist

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    what?!?!?!?!?

    if that happens, i will laugh.

    no, better, if that happens and she's playing a CSI, i will die from hysterics. so not the way to go.
     
  11. lilbug

    lilbug CSI Level Two

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    HAHAHHAHAHAHH!

    No offence to Britney but I think she needs to improve on her parenting skills at the moment, not her detective skills.

    I can so see Britney accidentally using the Luminol for hairspray or something!

    Once again no offence to Britney.
     
  12. Laetri

    Laetri CSI Level One

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    Why is everyone making such a big deal about that? I mean she was irresponsible driving him in the car but people are doing so much worse things. She is a new mother who is raising her child under the watchful eye of the paperazzi, that can't be easy.

    People need to care less about the lives of celebrities. These are people who will never give a flying pickle about you, why do you care. That is not directed at anyone inparticular but society in general. People need to get a life.
     
  13. screamingpoet

    screamingpoet CSI Level One

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    I wholeheartedly agree. *nods* I mean, celebrities do funny things occasionally (naming your baby 'Apple'?!) or outrageous -- but it's really none of our business and society clearly needs to find something better to do with their time. Something better than coming up with lame names for celebrity relationships, because honestly, who cares.
     
  14. Laetri

    Laetri CSI Level One

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    Yeah I mean I would take 'Apple' over 'Audio Science' any day. But Audio's parents didn't get a page in People or Star :lol:
     
  15. screamingpoet

    screamingpoet CSI Level One

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    Who would name their kid "Audio Science"? Strange name. I don't understand.

    Also, Laetri, I love your avatar. I just finished re-reading "Son of a Witch" the other day. <3
     

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