Best Pick Up Lines

Lets see...

-- = woman's response

"Baby, what's your sign?"
--"No parking."

"Why don't you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up?"

*man standing behind a woman*
"Baby, I don't want there to be any hard feelings between us."
--"Then turn around"
 
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
Stand still so I can pick you up!
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
What was that sound? It was the sound of my heart breaking.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
 
Hi, do you know that legs is the word of the day, how about we go back to mine and spread the word?

LOL I *hate* pick up lines but that one makes me laugh my ass off.
 
Hahaha...while looking for some trouble, I came across this poor lame thread of pick-ups. :lol: :lol: :lol:


Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

I didn't know that angels could fly so low!

I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.

I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

Stand still so I can pick you up!
 
*grabs ice cube and throws it on the floor* "There, now I've broken the ice..."

I actually had a really sweet one said to me. At least, it was sweet until his bestfriend said it to MY best friend a few moments later... :rolleyes:

"I'm not very good at this, but I think you're really beautiful" - said in that 'I'm-a-nervous-young-man-hug-me kind of voice.

Like I said, would have been sweet, if they hadn't planned it out between them :lol:
 
ModernDayDrifter, I've edited your post as this is a PG 13 board and your post was a bit too close to the line.

Please can everyone exercise caution, if you think that what you are posting could be considered offensive or is not PG 13 appropriate then don't post it.
 
Elsie said:

Please can everyone exercise caution, if you think that what you are posting could be considered offensive or is not PG 13 appropriate then don't post it.
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But where's the fun in PG 13 pick up lines? :p

Kidding...
 
Jeez....can we all get any cheesier :lol: :lol:

"Oh baby....this must be hell, because you are firery hot".

"Baby you are to be my Lady, cause the King sent me, to be your Knight".
 
Personally, I like this one:

"Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?"

Works well on cheap girls :lol: Sadly, they're not my type...

EDIT:

LOL, I just saw the following on TV:

A guy randomly choses a girl he thinks is cute and shoves a cell phone into her hand, saying "I'll call you"

How stupid! But the best thing is, it worked! One girl went straight after him to return the phone, and another actually waited for his call and then talked to him on the phone for minutes. :rolleyes:

Unbelievable! Are girls really that easy & dumb?
 
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