Best Pick Up Lines

"i lost my teddy bear. can i sleep with you instead?"
"Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here."
"Your name must be mickey, cuz your so fine"
"Hi. Your name must be (your car here) because my backseat has it written all over. "
"Is that a keg in your pants? cuz i'd love to tap that"
 
"Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?"
"I'd marry your cat just to get in the family."
"If you were a booger I'd pick you first."
"My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in."
"I'll give you a nickel to tickle my pickle."
 
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.

Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. <------------ Probably one of the worst ones out there, that some girl told me a guy once told her.

That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.

Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.

Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me.

Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?

Excuse me I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me tonight.

Are your pants from outer space? 'cause your butt is out of this world.

Hi, my name's {name}. Remember it, you'll be screaming it later tonight!

My name is {name}, but you can call me anything at all. Just call me.

If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

Wow! Are those real?

Have I seen you before? OH yeah it was in the dictionary under the word KABLAM!!

I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.

Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.

You with those curves, and me with no brakes

Hi, I make more money than you can spend.

Bond. James Bond

I'm not wearing any pants.

Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out
my package!

If I pet you, would you follow me home?

Save a horse -- ride a cowboy. :lol:

Hi, I make more money than you can spend.

Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

Your daddy must be a terrorist, because baby- you da bomb!

You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

Your dad must have been retarded, 'cuz you are special.

You look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!

You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

Let's make like fabric softner and snuggle

If you were Sprite, I'd obey my thirst!

You look like my second wife! And I’ve only been married once!

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper. <---------- Someone actually used this on me once in college, I slapped him

I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
 
Ahahahah the last one is the best and the one about the zipper i actually burst out laughing.
So here is just the lamest one, "Are your legs tired, cause you've been running throuhg my mind allll day!"
 
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