*All New* Miami Caption Mania!

[DetectiveCurtis]

DJHAWK, i was thininking the same thing.

Horatio- Ladies and gentlemen of the viewing audence, this is how I process a bullit that is stuck in a tree... CALLEIGH.

 

[greekie527]

Horatio: Why is there a giant furry monster running towards me at an alarming rate of speed? Mmm, I'd better move... *splat*

 

[toni_j]

Horatio: "Guys.......is there a spider on my back????"

 

[Guest]

Calleigh: Well would look at that

Eric: What?

Calleigh: It's the shoe i've been looking

Eric: A shoe? Very funny

H: Hey this is my tree you get your own

 

[_Calleigh_]

H: I swear I wasn't trying to make out with this tree! Really!

 

[Bunny]

Horatio *mock Irish accent*: I'll never tell you where I hid my gold. Aaaarrr no, never!

 

[Comte]

Horatio:Ohh you poor tree...Did that bad man shoot at you?Don't you be worrying...I'm about to put on my SOJ and nab him...

 

[SwiftTales]

Horatio: You're under arrest for attacking my hummer, if you hadn't been in the way my baby wouldn't have been scratched!

 

[Dynamo1]

SwiftTales, the tree can be arrested for aiding and abetting the birds in the tree that dumped on the Hummer. Or got leaves stuck on the windshield wipers.

 

[zippy]

Horatio: Ok, I'm gonna beam this to the wall...heyyy! Look at that shadow of mine, magnified a 1000x...how cool...Now where's my SOJ?

 

[Wyoming]

Horatio: Haha, lazers are cool.

 

[Finch]

Horatio: Whoa..Hold on everyone. I'm actually doing something. DON'T JINX IT!...Is this how you guys feel all the time?

 

[DJHAWK]

Horatio: "How does it feel to be a target practice tree?"
Tree: "Owww It hurt!"

 

[quickbeam_cw]

Horatio: Guys, does this creepy orange glow make me look fat?
Someone Offscreen: No, it just makes you look like Boa Vista.

 

[SwiftTales]

hahaha, Dynamo1, that was so funny