Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by MacsLovlyAngl, Aug 5, 2007.
"Yes Ms. Boa Vista. What can I do for you?"
"Hey, H, I'm just leaving the lab - Night shift were caught short again. Anyway, I've just found an interesting item on the break room table - I know you like your sunglasses, but becoming a Rock Star? What's up with that?"
Horatio glanced at Rick from the corner of his eye and replied, "Ms. Boa Vista, *Pause* Ms. Boa Vista, That's not mine. I would appreciate it if you would put it into the 'Lost and Found' bin. Someone will surely claim it soon."
"Okay, H, sure thing."
As soon as Horatio hung up the call, he turned to Rick and asked...
"Rick, did you leave your book titled How to Become a Rock Star in the break room? I just think I should tell you that I ended my last relationship because she kept reading self help books."
"It is not a self help book! It's not my fault that some of us don't have guitars playing every time we speak. You intimidate me, Horatio."
To which the lieutenant replied...
"That is not my intention. *Dramatic Pause* But I am beginning to think you need to work on your self confidence. Perhaps you should talk to the Dept. Psychologist."
Rick, almost in tears, swallowed visibly and replied
"Okay, but you'll come with me, won't you?"
"Rick, there are some things that a man must do on his own. This happens to be one of them. Besides, I need to have a meeting with all of my CSI's to find out where we are on current cases."
Rick felt tears pool in his eyes and said
"Look, Horatio, this is what you do to me. I'm crying. Rick Stetler is crying!"
Upon seeing how hysterical the man was, H replied...
"Rick. *Pause* Rick, get a hold of yourself. This display is one reason I don't like relationships between coworkers. Emotions get in the way of science."
Rick, feeling Horatio was being heartless, replied
"Science! When was the last time you actually put on a lab coat and picked up some... what is it called? Oh, yeah, EVIDENCE?"
Feeling insulted, Horatio growled back...
"I can't believe how irrational you are behaving! You. *Pause* You need to get a handle on your emotions and see the psychologist or *Pause* Or I will feel compelled to report this to your superiors." As Horatio spoke he wondered frantically where he had put his 'little black book'.
Rick took a deep breath and replied
" Okay H, no matter what, I know that this isn't like you.. I wonder if...OH GOD HORATIO!" Rick's heart leaped into his throat as he heard a bare whisper from the red haired man saying he felt so dizzy and was sorry for his former words; with that, Horatio slumped in his seat losing all consciousness...
Suddenly, Horatio woke up in his office; somehow he had fallen asleep at his desk after working late the previous night. "Whew! what a strange dream." he thought. Eric walked into his office and said...
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