Carolyn318 said:
This is short as I could make this and it be even a little funny.
Horatio walks into the room where Frank, Alexx, Calleigh, Eric, Ryan, Natalia, Valera and Mac Taylor are all hanging out eating and talking.
Horatio: What does everyone think of my new shades???
Everyone turns to look and immediately notice Horatio is naked.
Frank: Horatio. You do realize you're naked don't you???
Horatio: I chose to be naked so everyone could give me an honest opinion about my new shades by getting a good look at them without any distractions.
Frank: I think I'm more distracted by you being naked.
Valera and Natalia snicker and giggle at Frank's last line.
Ryan is froze and speechless. He's just standing there with his mouth hanging open staring at Horatio.
Everyone else is sheilding their eyes and trying not to say anything.
Eric: Someone please tell me I'm still in the hospital from being shot and I'm in a comma having a bad dream.
Alexx(to Eric): Well, if you are, baby. We're all in the hospital in commas having the same bad dream with you. (Alexx to Horatio): Horatio, sugar. Aren't you cold??? Don't you need to go put some clothes on, honey???
Horatio: I'm fine. Thank you, Alexx. Now. What does everyone think of my new shades???
Mac(seeming unphased by Horatio's nudity): I think your shades looking very hip. But I'm with Frank. I think we're ALL too distracted by you being naked.
Calleigh(sees Stetler approaching): I think Stetler is fixin' to come in here and tell you what he thinks of your shades and you being naked.
Everyone vacates the room. Frank dragging Ryan behind him.
Ryan(coming to): OW!!! Let go of me, Frank!!!
Stetler(entering the room): WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE???
Horatio(turning to face Stetler): How do you like my new shades???
Stetler(stunned and stuttering): Th...The...Th...They look (clears throat) they look really cool on you. (Stetler regains his composure): Now go put some clothes on before I change my mind and put this whole incident on record!!!
