Carmine Giovinazzo Fan Project: You Don't Have To Be Lonely

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Top41 said:
jkladis is one ardent admirer! He is the one to beat in all of this. His proximity--"the bushes right outside your house" is hard to top. :lol:
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Definitely hard to beat that. "Horney? Just step outside. I live in your bushes and am ready to [CENSORED] whenever you are." :lol:

crankyjules - I'll definitely let you know as soon as your ad arrives. No need to spend $36 on shipping. I'm sure it'll get here in plenty of time.

And don't any of you worry about the stress you felt once your ad was irretreivably in the hands of the post office. :lol: The man is getting plenty of, "OMG! I can't believe I wrote that" stuff. :lol: :devil: ... Conversely, don't worry if what you wrote was clean and people keep talking about how naughty theirs is. Plenty of clean stuff too. I think he should be able to flip through the book and find something that appeals to him in just about whatever mood he might be in.
 
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MrsGiovinazzo said:
I'll definitely let you know as soon as your ad arrives. No need to spend $36 on shipping. I'm sure it'll get here in plenty of time.
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Actually, to give them both credit, the Australian and US postal services are usually pretty damn good with postal times, as long as you don't use surface post. I get things from Amazon faster than ever I get them from an online store in Aus.

And don't any of you worry about the stress you felt once your ad was irretreivably in the hands of the post office. :lol: The man is getting plenty of, "OMG! I can't believe I wrote that" stuff. :lol: :devil: ... Conversely, don't worry if what you wrote was clean and people keep talking about how naughty theirs is. Plenty of clean stuff too. I think he should be able to flip through the book and find something that appeals to him in just about whatever mood he might be in.
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No depravity in mine I'm afraid. I can be as freaky as the next person, but usually in private, with someone I actually know :lol:

Mine is clean. Probably very boring. But I just can't believe I'd send photos and an 'ad' like that (shakes head in embarrassment at self). I've never even asked for an autograph before SNORT :eek:
 
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crankyjules said:
I've never even asked for an autograph before SNORT :eek:
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If you included your address in your ad, there's a chance he may send you one without your needing to ask for it. He's been sweet enough to do that with past projects.
 
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MrsGiovinazzo said:
crankyjules said:
I've never even asked for an autograph before SNORT :eek:
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If you included your address in your ad, there's a chance he may send you one without your needing to ask for it. He's been sweet enough to do that with past projects.
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I did ... and for exactly that reason :lol:
 
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Mrs.G - I didn't change the colour of my skin, so Carmine will see me in all my white glory, and yes the melons were almost fully out, OH MY, but I just sent it so you should see it soon :lol:

And I included ALL my details :devil: :eek: :lol:
 
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Why do I have a feeling Mama G and Sister G are going to go through and "edit" his book for him? I can hear her now: "Son, what exactly are these women trying to accomplish?" :eek: His sister would probably say, "What the **** do you want to do to my brother?" :eek: :devil: :lol:
 
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Tiara - Got your ad and emailed you. Looks great and it printed out perfectly. :D Nice job! It's clear that a lot of thought went into that.

PrettyEyes said:
Why do I have a feeling Mama G and Sister G are going to go through and "edit" his book for him? I can hear her now: "Son, what exactly are these women trying to accomplish?" :eek: His sister would probably say, "What the **** do you want to do to my brother?" :eek: :devil: :lol:
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If they love him, they'll be proud of his ability to score so much p***y. :lol: God, I'm horrible. I imagine there are some things parents and siblings just don't want to know. They'll be reading the ads going, "I don't like her at all." And "OMG! Look what this one is willing to do on the first date. :eek:" :lol: Mama G, don't worry. We do have one mention of active church participation so far.
 
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They'll probably get the impression that I'm a nymhpo who is willing to f*ck their son & brother in any position in any location. It's a good thing that the world is such a big place :lol:.
 
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jorja_fan86 said:
They'll probably get the impression that I'm a nymhpo who is willing to f*ck their son & brother in any position in any location.
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Um, if they get that impression, I believe that's only because it was expressly stated in your ad. :lol: :lol: :lol: Don't worry though. You're not alone on the list of "not very nice girls." ;)
 
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:lol: That is very true. However, I'm sure every mom wants to ensure that their son has a good, lifelong f*ck buddy. I'm young so I have stamina. He should pick me.

Not very nice girls are the best. I mean, we're the sole reason why pornos & Playboy magazines are so successful. They wouldn't exist if it wasn't for us. Imagine if nuns ruled the world? Carmine & I would both die virgins :lol:.
 
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Well, my ad is safely in MrsG's hands now... I decided to be funny instead of naughty, and it's good to know there's gonna be some other "clean" messages in the scrapbook. ;)
 
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You could look at it as being his best friend with benefits. You take care of every facet of his needs - be a pal to hang out with, to go drinking with, and to curl up next to. What could possibly go wrong? :lol:
 
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Oh, I'd love to take care of his needs, whatever that means... :devil:
 
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Wow, so much talk of dirtyness.......:devil: I feel like such a little school girl, all my pictures cover me up, then again, I wouldn't want Carmine to be charged with anything seeing as I'm only 16, but I'm covered up! I'm a good girl! Right? RIGHT?!?! haha
 
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hahaha, carmine in cuffs is right where you want him. ;) :devil:

...so long as y'all get a moment to yourselves... :p
 
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