Caption Game *puts on sunnies* Miami Style

Voting time...your captions...

#1.
Nat: You are getting sleepy, very sleepy. When you awake you will think that David Caruso is a very good actor. You will think that the events on this show are very plausible. You will think that this show deserves an Emmy Award.

#2.
Nat: Hold still, just a few more plucks & that uni-brow is history!

#3.
Nat: If I catch you looking down my shirt again, you'll know just what the term 'murder victim' MEANS!

 

hahahh i like #1

 

I like 1 too.

 

I'm going with #2. :lol:

 

I just have to go with #1 :lol:

 

#1 cracked me up.

 

#2 took the words right out of my mouth!!:lol:

Caption #1 is the winner....Dynamo your up!!! :bolian:

 

Click on thumbnail pic to go to large version.

Thanks to csimiamionline.com for the super picture.

 

Wife: I told you not to wear the super suit on vacation.

H: Better listen to her or you might end up wrapped around a pole, Miami style!

 

Wife: Honey, don't worry, I only have eyes for you.

Horatio: That... is what she wants you to believe.

 

Wife: Please honey, I'm sure Leuitenant Caine has better things to do than look for your sunglasses.

Husband: But they were stolen! How am I supposed to look cool without my shades?

Horatio: No worries. I've...*puts on sunnies*....got an extra pair.

 

Wife- "Honey, there's a weird guy staring at me. Make him stop."
Dude - "What am I supposed to do about it? Who do you think I am, Superman?"

 

Wife: It's ok, honey. I don't mind that you lost your superpowers.
Horatio: Wanna see mine?

 

It seems that the website I thanked for the picture has disappeared from the internet. So if you need the large version, it is here. Continue posting and have fun. In the meantime, here is my caption that won't be in the challenge:

Wife: Clark, why do you hide behind plain old glasses instead of designer shades like Horatio wears?

 

Alrighty guys, time to vote!

1.
Wife: I told you not to wear the super suit on vacation.
Horatio: You better listen to her or you might end up around a pole, Miami style.

2.
Wife: Honey, don't worry, I only have eyes for you.
Horatio: That...is what she wants you to believe.

3.
Wife: Please honey, Im sure Leutinenant Caine has better things to do than look for your sunglasses.
Husband: But they were stolen! How am I supposed to look cool without my shades?
H: No worries. I've *puts on sunnies* got an extra pair.

4.
Wife: Honey, there's a wierd guy staring at me. Make him stop.
Dude: What am I supposed to do about it? Who do you think I am, Superman?

5.
Wife: It's ok, Honey. I don't mind that you lost your superpowers.
H: Wanna see mine?